Found 29th Sep 2009
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and whiskey and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.



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viva liberte!

+1 brilliant just how it should be

My daughter used to love a version of this when she was small...


The was a handsome prince who came to rescue the beautiful maiden, but the prince was scared of the commitment dragon and winced in the face of the faithfulness fire....

so the maiden hung out with her friends, had a great career, enjoyed all the close relationships she had with family and lived happily ever after.

and had to do all his own cooking and died of starvation or was it food poisoning lol

You guys are great! I love the maiden version of course
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