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    ...worst excuse ever for not making it to work?...

    Supermod
    I am actually a prisoner in my own home. Cannot find my key and m'lady locked the door on her way out this morning so I cannot leave the house. Window keys are also lost and I also cannot go out of my back door as I dont fancy trespassing over neighbours gardens.

    Luckily for me my work found it rather funny.

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    done the same thing before had to ring and say i cant get out

    Original Poster Supermod

    kungfu;5339132

    done the same thing before had to ring and say i cant get out



    It just sounds so lame doesnt it!! Ahh well. A day on the sofa

    ...kinky lol

    oh and my worst work excuse was when my car got broke into 3 nights in a row....work were not happy and needed to see crime number and damage and everything lol but I ended up leaving them a few weeks after so screw them

    sounds like a great fire hazzard

    Original Poster Supermod

    lil_tiger;5339166

    oh and my worst work excuse was when my car got broke into 3 nights in a … oh and my worst work excuse was when my car got broke into 3 nights in a row....work were not happy and needed to see crime number and damage and everything lol but I ended up leaving them a few weeks after so screw them



    They obviously had trust issues didnt they!

    Original Poster Supermod

    chelseabulldog;5339213

    sounds like a great fire hazzard



    Exactly what my work said....

    chelseabulldog;5339213

    sounds like a great fire hazzard



    or on a lesser note a stink bomb through the letter box would be very funny :giggle:

    whats your address OP :whistling:

    magicjay1986;5339216

    They obviously had trust issues didnt they!



    I suppose looking back it does seem kinda far fetched but at the time I was that stressed out at the idiots trying to steal my car I really didnt care about work believing me or not lol

    That's scarey. Might be an idea to work out some kind of an escape plan in case of a fire. We have a hidden (we all know where it is) window key upstairs in case the worst happens.

    My OH locked me in when I was 9 months pregnant!!! Midwife had to climb in through the front room window to check me out and climb back out again.

    Don't know what the neigbours thought :w00t:

    2 girls from my work.
    Phoned in said that they mine have Swine flu, so work had to let them off.

    Once worked with a lad that had so many stupid excuses that they were put up on a Whiteboard for all to see.

    They included

    Run into a washing line night before and couldn't speak!

    Sorry forgot it was Friday!!!!

    Mum told me I didn't have to work today as a reward (he was 27!!!)

    KazzyD;5339407

    Once worked with a lad that had so many stupid excuses that they were put … Once worked with a lad that had so many stupid excuses that they were put up on a Whiteboard for all to see.They includedRun into a washing line night before and couldn't speak!Sorry forgot it was Friday!!!!Mum told me I didn't have to work today as a reward (he was 27!!!)



    I'm gonna try the washing line one tomorrow!!! :-D:-D:-D

    Original Poster Supermod

    v2drinkers;5339941

    Why dont you just admit you cant find the handcuff … Why dont you just admit you cant find the handcuff keys:whistling::whistling:



    Not brave enough....:-D

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL make sure you do something productive then. . . . .

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    Get a pick axe ready to break a window in case someone pours petrol through your letter box :shock:

    Mine must have been soz I'm in Bournemouth with my girlfriend I'll come in tomorrow instead

    I work shifts. Saying that I've got a 99.9% attendance in 7yrs, 2 sick days ever

    i told work i got run over once (was a big fa lie)

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    ilovepink;5340226

    i told work i got run over once (was a big fa lie)



    I've been run over twice, one was on the way to work they just told my girlfriend I had been run over by a tractor so she thought I was dead :w00t:

    They let her go home early from work so not all bad

    OH locked me in before, couldn't find the keys anywhere.

    When I heard the rubbish men outside, I asked one of them if he could see any keys outside and they were hanging out of the bloody keyhole with my car key attached (about 5ft fro my car!) :w00t:

    I don't know how on Earth he managed that!
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