Would some1 Please tell me a Good Joke

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Found 18th Jul 2009
I need a laugh at work for another 40mins

Thanxs i advance

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No joke will make you laugh that long.

Original Poster

i would be happy with the entertainment for a few seconds actuly,

Are you fit?

(I am in Rio de Janeiro, so my reply will b 4 hours late)

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a scarecrow recenlty won first prize in the 'World's best Scarecrow' competition.

He was outstanding in his field...

what did one alien say to the other about the paper planet

it was tear-able

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thesaint;5787253

I am in Rio de Janeiro




Haha..... Good joke. :thumbsup:


Did you about the poor man who knew how to juggle, but didn't have the balls to do it?

how do you make lady gaga cry?

pok-er face

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3 men are captured by savages. They are told that their penises will be removed in accordance with their job...the 1st is a butcher, his will be sliced off. the 2nd is a lumberjack, his will be sawn off. Suddenly the 3rd captive starts laughing. The savages demand he tell them what is so funny...

'I work in a lollipop factory, testing the flavours'

Original Poster

Thanks,

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Mr tickle wanted to marry the girl of his dreams. However, unfortunately Tess was reluctant to take on his surname..

As the plane approached Dublin Airport runway, the control tower heard: > >PILOT - Bjeesus will ya look how fookin shart dat runway is? > >CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy > >PILOT - Dis is ganna be one a de trickiest landings ever, Shamus. > >CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy. > >PILOT - Right, Shamus, when I say 'go' put de engine in reverse. > >CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat. > >PILOT - An den ya put de flaps down. > >CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat, too. > >PILOT - An den stamp an de brakes as hard as yer can an pray ta de Holy >Mudder a Gad. > >CO-PILOT - I'm prayin already, but I'll hit de brakes as hard as I can. > >So, as the wheels hit the ground, Shamus put the engines in reverse, puts >the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and continued to pray to the Holy >Mother with all his soul. >The brakes screeched, the tyres squealed, and there was smoke everywhere, >but, to the relief of all the passengers, and, not least of all, Paddy and >Shamus, the aircraft came to stop but a few meters from the end of the >runway!!! > >As Paddy and Shamus sat in the cockpit regaining some composure, Paddy >looked out of the window and said to Shamus, "Dat has gat ta be de >shartist fookin runway in de world." > >Shamus replied, "Yes, but da ya see how fookin wide it was?"

jamstaruk1972;5787388

As the plane approached Dublin Airport runway, the control tower heard: … As the plane approached Dublin Airport runway, the control tower heard: > >PILOT - Bjeesus will ya look how fookin shart dat runway is? > >CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy > >PILOT - Dis is ganna be one a de trickiest landings ever, Shamus. > >CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy. > >PILOT - Right, Shamus, when I say 'go' put de engine in reverse. > >CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat. > >PILOT - An den ya put de flaps down. > >CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat, too. > >PILOT - An den stamp an de brakes as hard as yer can an pray ta de Holy >Mudder a Gad. > >CO-PILOT - I'm prayin already, but I'll hit de brakes as hard as I can. > >So, as the wheels hit the ground, Shamus put the engines in reverse, puts >the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and continued to pray to the Holy >Mother with all his soul. >The brakes screeched, the tyres squealed, and there was smoke everywhere, >but, to the relief of all the passengers, and, not least of all, Paddy and >Shamus, the aircraft came to stop but a few meters from the end of the >runway!!! > >As Paddy and Shamus sat in the cockpit regaining some composure, Paddy >looked out of the window and said to Shamus, "Dat has gat ta be de >shartist fookin runway in de world." > >Shamus replied, "Yes, but da ya see how fookin wide it was?"



lol did anyone else read tht with an irish accent goi on in their head :?

micoo;5787407

lol did anyone else read tht with an irish accent goi on in their head :?



u gotta its a quality joke tho

Original Poster

yes had the accent lol

Smeagol what did one alien say to the other about the paper planetit was tear-able

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