Would you go for a night out on crutches?

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Found 24th Jul 2010
I have a splint on and have to use crutches if walking a distance and I am supposed to be going out tonight, its a joint special occasion and thats the only reason i'm considering it. Problems aplenty though, toilets are always up/downstairs, taking an age to get anywhere, will have to wear flats and dont have any dressy ones, long/loose clothing to get over splint, oh god I think ive talked myself out of it, grrrrr. What would you do? should i just stay in and mope, to miss celebrating 2 occasions is making me upset *blub*

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Go out in a bikini and bring a she-wee in my clutch

nope go and have a lovely time!
im sorry to hear you got crutches tho and hope you are off them soon!

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choc1969

Go out in a bikini and bring a she-wee in my clutch



you trollop haaaaaa

i would just go u could always come home if u were having to much difficulty and im sure that your friends would understand

i was going to recommend a handbag but didnt want to be vulgar lol

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plumberman01

nope go and have a lovely time! im sorry to hear you got crutches tho and … nope go and have a lovely time! im sorry to hear you got crutches tho and hope you are off them soon!



would you not see someone as being a bit desperate if they were out on crutches? and thanks

michelleleemoo

would you not see someone as being a bit desperate if they were out on … would you not see someone as being a bit desperate if they were out on crutches? and thanks



if the cap fits sugar plum

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edjaned

i would just go u could always come home if u were having to much … i would just go u could always come home if u were having to much difficulty and im sure that your friends would understand



oh they will i'm sure although some are coming from out of town especially, gosh I cant seem to make my mind up

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choc1969

if the cap fits sugar plum



it would have to be a big cap to fit my sugar plum *wink wink*

michelleleemoo

I cant seem to make my mind up



Nothing new there then X)

Why not? It might break the ice and get you a few more drinks!

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michelleleemoo

I cant seem to make my mind up

ei8hty5ive

Why not? It might break the ice and get you a few more drinks!






how wude faev

and i like yr style 85

michelleleemoo

how wude faev



Can't help myself, sorry....

Use the crutches as a ploy for more drinks to "block out the pain"

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faevilangel

Can't help myself, sorry....Use the crutches as a ploy for more drinks to … Can't help myself, sorry....Use the crutches as a ploy for more drinks to "block out the pain"



i'm liking the sympathy angle, very sneaky

They may have a disabled toilet on the same level so you should be able to use that?

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dmtuk

They may have a disabled toilet on the same level so you should be able … They may have a disabled toilet on the same level so you should be able to use that?



gee thanks for that hehehe

I will carry you up to the toilet

lollingtons....LOL.....knowing this has made my weekend that much better.



darren9030

I will carry you up to the toilet



hmm you can feign helplessness and have all the men buying you drinks and carrying you to the loo!
sounds like a good night will be had (_;)

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darren9030

I will carry you up to the toilet

StevenA2000_uk

lollingtons....LOL.....knowing this has made my weekend that much … lollingtons....LOL.....knowing this has made my weekend that much better.:p

darren9030

I will carry you up to the toilet



darren, how sweet if not a bit yucky

steven, yr horrible

plumber, me feign helplessness?!!!!! ouch

Attention seeking thread!! http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii78/chesso_photos/animated%20smilies/hukdgiggle2b.gif Only joking.http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii78/chesso_photos/animated%20smilies/hukdoops.gif

Seriously, don't all places now have to have disabled access to a loo??

You must go, of course and I'm sure you'll be able to glam up enough. Plus you will be able to trip up likely guys with your crutch.

Have a good time. http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii78/chesso_photos/animated%20smilies/hukdthumbsup2.gif

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chesso

Attention seeking thread!! Only joking.Seriously, don't all places now … Attention seeking thread!! Only joking.Seriously, don't all places now have to have disabled access to a loo?? You must go, of course and I'm sure you'll be able to glam up enough. Plus you will be able to trip up likely guys with your crutch. Have a good time.



love it!!

i've been in a splint on crutches,

GO OUT,

you'll just be miserable at home

darren9030

I will carry you up to the toilet

StevenA2000_uk

lollingtons....LOL.....knowing this has made my weekend that much … lollingtons....LOL.....knowing this has made my weekend that much better.:p

darren9030

I will carry you up to the toilet




Cheers. I knew you cared.

Of course the other option is to call everyone and make the occassion a fancy dress party. that way you could go as Long John Silver

lol
Edited by: "StevenA2000_uk" 24th Jul 2010

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wobinb

i've been in a splint on crutches, GO OUT, you'll just be miserable at … i've been in a splint on crutches, GO OUT, you'll just be miserable at home




oh no just when i thought id made my mind up..........

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StevenA2000_uk

Cheers. I knew you cared. Of course the other option is to call … Cheers. I knew you cared. Of course the other option is to call everyone and make the occassion a fancy dress party. that way you could go as Long John Silver :w00t:lol



you get funnier by the minute X)

You simply HAVE to make up a heroic story about how you came to be on crutches! rescuind a fluffy puppy/saving an old lady from a mugging or similar-this will keep the guys in the pub well entertained and guarantee free drinks. Possibly even more drinks if you claim it happened while experimenting with some bizarre sexual position!

As for toilet facilities,just get a large nappy and sit there all night drinking everyone under the table without ever needing to go to the loo-people will be amazed at your bladder power!

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barky

You simply HAVE to make up a heroic story about how you came to be on … You simply HAVE to make up a heroic story about how you came to be on crutches! rescuind a fluffy puppy/saving an old lady from a mugging or similar-this will keep the guys in the pub well entertained and guarantee free drinks. Possibly even more drinks if you claim it happened while experimenting with some bizarre sexual position!As for toilet facilities,just get a large nappy and sit there all night drinking everyone under the table without ever needing to go to the loo-people will be amazed at your bladder power!



this is what everyone thinks anyhoo
i'll give the nappy a miss though ta

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right i'm off to sulk as common sense tells me its best to stay in and recoup *sigh* I'm not a happy bunny. Thank you all for yr suggestions but I'm just going to have to accept its not a good idea really *sob*

michelleleemoo

right i'm off to sulk as common sense tells me its best to stay in and … right i'm off to sulk as common sense tells me its best to stay in and recoup *sigh* I'm not a happy bunny. Thank you all for yr suggestions but I'm just going to have to accept its not a good idea really *sob*




noooooooooooo get youself a rest then get ready and go!!! moping wont help.

i badly injured my wrist in the big sporting tournament i played last weekend, just strapped it up and played on. Doesnt really help u much but the sentiment is there (kind of) i say go out and enjoy urself

Go out you miserable woman, enjoy yourself! Get men to do everything for you, it's the best way...even if you don't have crutches.

snap!! Ive been on crutches for 8 weeks due to a torn ligament, no fun whatsoever, I just want my life back. If going out cheers you up GO FOR IT!! Just be careful, once people are drunk you dont want anyone knocking your leg.

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hey guys, I stayed in, it was the thought of coming off the painkillers in order to have a drink that really swung it, that would have been too much as I still need them. On the plus side my purse still has money in it and i'll spend the first birthday since my *cough16thcough* with no hangover so its not all bad, I have a feeling this is going to be an ongoing dilemma as I dont seem to be getting better any time soon, grrrr

michelleleemoo

hey guys, I stayed in, it was the thought of coming off the painkillers … hey guys, I stayed in, it was the thought of coming off the painkillers in order to have a drink that really swung it, that would have been too much as I still need them. On the plus side my purse still has money in it and i'll spend the first birthday since my *cough16thcough* with no hangover so its not all bad, I have a feeling this is going to be an ongoing dilemma as I dont seem to be getting better any time soon, grrrr



you can definately drink on paracetemol and ibuprofen ive done it many times haha

I take morphine for a medical condition and it makes feel drunk anyway!! lol No need for additional alcohol!

Hope it sorts itself out soon xx

Go, when I used to go out in Sheffield with 20 student nurses, one of teh girls always had a set of crutches, we would send her to the bar and even though the bars were often 10 deep the men would part for a pretty girl on crutches, saved us plenty of drinking time.

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fern37

I take morphine for a medical condition and it makes feel drunk anyway!! … I take morphine for a medical condition and it makes feel drunk anyway!! lol No need for additional alcohol!Hope it sorts itself out soon xx



thanks fern, defo cant drink on my painkillers, they knock me out as it is. I'm at the fracture clinic tomorrow so we'll see, supposed to be away next weekend too so I'm getting a bit fed up. Fingers crossed for a good diagnosis tomo.

DKLS

Go, when I used to go out in Sheffield with 20 student nurses, one of teh … Go, when I used to go out in Sheffield with 20 student nurses, one of teh girls always had a set of crutches, we would send her to the bar and even though the bars were often 10 deep the men would part for a pretty girl on crutches, saved us plenty of drinking time.



I was out at that bit ^^^

michelleleemoo

hey guys, I stayed in, it was the thought of coming off the painkillers … hey guys, I stayed in, it was the thought of coming off the painkillers in order to have a drink that really swung it, that would have been too much as I still need them. On the plus side my purse still has money in it and i'll spend the first birthday since my *cough16thcough* with no hangover so its not all bad, I have a feeling this is going to be an ongoing dilemma as I dont seem to be getting better any time soon, grrrr



aww hugs sweetheart i hope you'e better soon (insert hug smiley!)
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