Would you let you Other half go magaluf girls?

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Found 11th Jan 2013
Because apparently i'm being unreasonable...
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Back in the kitchen Woman.
you is not satisfying her needs. tut tut
MR1123

you is not satisfying her needs. tut tut



Im not a carpet licker thanks very much.
lol, Shagaluf
Can I get that again in an earth language?
Let him go. Not like he's gonna get drunk, party all night and sleep with random women, is it?
If you're in an open relationship then yes you're being unreasonable.
ScubaDudes

If you're in an open relationship then yes you're being unreasonable.



You capitalise randomly. He deserves better.
She wants sex on the beach
What the eye doesn't see the heart doesn't grieve over. Just relax.

Anyway thought this deal might help if he's going to magaluf.

hotukdeals.com/dea…130
JonnyTwoToes

You capitalise randomly. He deserves better.



He aint gonna get much better looking than me honey.
Don't you trust him? If not, why are you with him?
LillyAnne

He aint gonna get much better looking than me honey.



Might find someone who trusts him tho
As long as you're ok with getting the herpes when he comes back.
LillyAnne

He aint gonna get much better looking than me honey.



Is he trying to be better looking than you then? This is getting interesting.
LillyAnne

He aint gonna get much better looking than me honey.


http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/5/56196/1471011-my_troll_sense_is_tingling_super.jpg
Shengis

Can I get that again in an earth language?



I'm a jealous my partner has a life, could some other succubuses please give me some ammunition for the impending argument when I tell him he can't go.
if you think he will cheat what is the point of being with him.
danmc

I'm a jealous my partner has a life, could some other succubuses please … I'm a jealous my partner has a life, could some other succubuses please give me some ammunition for the impending argument when I tell him he can't go.



He said English. This sounds Italian.
greyparrot

if you think he will cheat what is the point of being with him.



Because she's a better looking see! Honey!
miikeyblue

He said English. This sounds Italian.



It's a been a long day.
JonnyTwoToes

Because she's a better looking see! Honey!



Now we're all doing the Italian thing huh?
Millionvoltage

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01pvbyy/The_Truth_about_Magaluf_Stacey_Dooley_Investigates/ Then answer.



Yup just as expected. Disgusting.
LillyAnne

He aint gonna get much better looking than me honey.


Pics or you're lying!
g1bbuk

Pics or you're lying!



It probably says more about his looks, than hers.....

Magaluf is over rated. It lost its 'Shagaluf' status years ago, let him go.
LillyAnne

Im not a carpet licker thanks very much.



I think you're mixing your metaphors.

Carpet muncher.
Lettuce leaf licker.
deeky

I think you're mixing your metaphors.Carpet muncher.Lettuce leaf licker.



What's a lettuce muncher then?
JonnyTwoToes

What's a lettuce muncher then?



A rabbit, duh...
deeky

I think you're mixing your metaphors.Carpet muncher.Lettuce leaf licker.



or a rug muncher even.
JonnyTwoToes

deekyLillyAnneMR1123 you is not satisfying her needs. tut tutIm not a … deekyLillyAnneMR1123 you is not satisfying her needs. tut tutIm not a carpet licker thanks very much.I think you're mixing your metaphors.Carpet muncher.Lettuce leaf licker.What's a lettuce muncher then?


Someone who eats salad?
greyparrot

or a rug muncher even.



Or a lettuce leaf muncher.
greatest666

Or a lettuce leaf muncher.


lmao
deeky

I think you're mixing your metaphors.Carpet muncher.Lettuce leaf licker.



Lettuce leaf licker was replaced by Liver Licker not long after the Crimean war deeks.
danmc

Lettuce leaf licker was replaced by Liver Licker not long after the … Lettuce leaf licker was replaced by Liver Licker not long after the Crimean war deeks.



Thought everybody knew that.
So is OP a licker or a muncher or other?
starsparkle2311

No... altho' I trust my bf completely, it's his **** friends I don't trust


what of rogering him.
starsparkle2311

No... altho' I trust my bf completely, it's his **** friends I don't trust



To be fair they could just as easily bum him over here as they could abroad.
If you want him to return with chlamydia, go for it.
If its his friends you don't trust then don't go out with his friends !. If you are that worried that he will play away then you're better of without him. Let him have a holiday with his mates and then he wont mind when you have a holiday with your mates. Win Win situation.
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