Would you like some sweeties?

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One day a 10 year old boy was walking down the road when a car pulled up
beside him.

'I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car' the driver said.

'No way, get stuffed', replied the boy.

'How about a bag of lollies and £10?' asked the driver.

'No way', replied the irritated youngster.

'What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY QUID, eh'? quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.

'No, I'm not getting in the car!' answered the boy

'OK, I know what you want, I'll give you £100 and a bag of lollies', the driver offered.

'NO,' screamed the boy.

"What will it take to get you into the car'? asked the driver with a long sigh.......

The boy replied, 'Listen Dad, you bought the Skoda, you live with it.'

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Very good Guv:-D But should this not be next door in misc?

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Train Driver;2340100

Very good Guv:-D But should this not be next door in misc?



He he.... yes indeed. Already requested a move!

quite old as skoda have moved up ...


http://www.autospies.com/images/users/cawimmer430/skoda.jpg

a skoda is still a skoda in my eyes!!

still a good joke

bitseylango;2340310

a skoda is still a skoda in my eyes!!



VW .... who are as good as BMW :thumbsup:

i would have got in the car for £100

whats with kids nowadays

greedy or what

myaser88;2340168

quite old as skoda have moved up ...



good joke, but these cars do look alot better than years ago.:thumbsup:

haha wicked!

ive been to funnier paper seminars.

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myaser88;2340574

VW .... who are as good as BMW :thumbsup:



Guys..... yes Skoda have been bought by VW and their cars are now not a joke as they once were! Chill! Its just a gag. Nothing to take offence over!

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black gerbil1;2340710

ive been to funnier paper seminars.



Yeh, but no one laughs at origami do they?

skoda octavia rs in grey with red brake callipers is buff!!

posted a few weeks ago

bigbob909;2340927

posted a few weeks ago



i thought it was years

look like it was copied and pasted lol

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emasu;2340942

http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/184721/a-silly-joke/dududududud



:lazy::lazy:

guv;2340960

:lazy::lazy:



Touché :lazy:

Well its the first time ive heard it

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Train Driver;2340100

Very good Guv:-D But should this not be next door in misc?



Hey TD - just saw your rep post! Crickey - why would I have taken offence by that!!!

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