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    Wrong Answer!

    WIFE:
    What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?



    HUSBAND:

    Definitely not!



    WIFE:

    Why not - don't you like being married?



    HUSBAND:

    Of course I do.



    WIFE:

    Then why wouldn't you remarry?



    HUSBAND:

    Okay, I'd get married again.



    WIFE:

    You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).



    HUSBAND:

    (Makes audible groan).



    WIFE:

    Would you live in our house?



    HUSBAND:

    Sure, it's a great house.



    WIFE:

    Would you sleep with her in our bed?



    HUSBAND:

    Where else would we sleep?



    WIFE:

    Would you let her drive my car?



    HUSBAND:

    Probably, it is almost new.



    WIFE:

    Would you replace my pictures with hers?



    HUSBAND:

    That would seem like the proper thing to do.



    WIFE:

    Would she use my golf clubs?



    HUSBAND:

    No, she's left-handed.



    WIFE:
    - silence - -



    HUSBAND:
    Oh,Sh*t !!....

    3 Comments

    Brilliant. :thumbsup:

    That sounds about right:whistling:

    lol brilliant
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