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    My missus just opened an xmas card from her grandmother and read it out.......

    "I hope your Christmas is Gay and Jolly"

    The only thing missing was (no homo) so maybe it was meant!

    Maybe there's something she knows that I'm not aware of!



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    Gay refers primarily to homosexuality, a sexual attraction toward members of the same sex. An earlier, meaning is happy or cheerful.

    CRAZY STUFF.

    lol.. old people phases....

    or maybe she thinks your gay ?oO

    Your xmas present from her may be some napkins to use when your having your christmas meal..

    http://www.americansweets.co.uk/ekmps/shops/statesidecandy/images/british-benders-luxury-tomato-red-coloured-napkins-pack-of-50-10131-p%5Bekm%5D275x275%5Bekm%5D.jpg
    Edited by: "RickT" 13th Dec 2010

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    Adam2050

    Gay refers primarily to homosexuality, a sexual attraction toward members … Gay refers primarily to homosexuality, a sexual attraction toward members of the same sex. An earlier, meaning is happy or cheerful.CRAZY STUFF.



    It gets worse. Whenever my Dad hears I've been ill, he says "are you ok, you've been a bit queer"!

    Why have homosexuals stolen all these innocent words! LOL X)

    At least she didn't call you a **** ... although that may have been less offensive if she did.

    http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/i/im_not_gay-2526.jpg

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    mr.potato_head

    At least she didn't call you a **** ... although that may have been less … At least she didn't call you a **** ... although that may have been less offensive if she did.



    She probably does... just not in a Christmas card to her grand daughter and family!:D

    guv

    She probably does... just not in a Christmas card to her grand daughter … She probably does... just not in a Christmas card to her grand daughter and family!:D



    I'm more surprised by the fact you have a missus.

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    jellybaby22

    Rip the card up guv .... How dare she suggest such a thing :pMy gran says … Rip the card up guv .... How dare she suggest such a thing :pMy gran says it all the time .... It's an old people word



    I'm tempted to drive round there and just say Nooooooooooooo.

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    mr.potato_head

    I'm more surprised by the fact you have a missus.



    Well we don't all live at home with our mums and dads. X)

    guv

    I'm tempted to drive round there and just say Nooooooooooooo.



    Probably best to take off the stilletos and makeup first

    guv

    Well we don't all live at home with our mums and dads. X)



    Some people live at home with Dad and Dad though

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    mr.potato_head

    Probably best to take off the stilletos and makeup first



    Excuse me. I don't wear make up.

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    No money in the card?........disgusting

    My Gran had an odd turn of phrase as she called the get togethers after a funeral wakes but also called the funfair wakes,maybe she thought they was dangerous? May she rest in peace.


    There's nowt so queer as fo.lk.


    Its just these odd expressions old folks have that have been bastardized* by the yoof of today.



    *bas·tard·ized, bas·tard·iz·ing, bas·tard·iz·es
    1. To lower in quality or character; debase.

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    Yeah, I'd punch her square in the face. How dare she.

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    mr.potato_head

    Some people live at home with Dad and Dad though



    This is getting rather odd now Spud man. Is there something you need to get off your chest.

    goldmax

    No money in the card?........disgusting



    **** knows. I didn't open it!

    harlzter

    There's nowt so queer as fo.lk.



    Maybe she's seen it on TV?

    I don't use gay in that context,but what's wrong with jolly,it's a nice word

    this is obviously a fabrication, since guv is 45, his wifes grandmother must be about 200

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    black gerbil1

    this is obviously a fabrication, since guv is 45, his wifes grandmother … this is obviously a fabrication, since guv is 45, his wifes grandmother must be about 200



    Either his grandmother or his mother gave birth at around 130 then. Bad maths.

    If you find yourself leering at my avi GUV,it's time to worry!!

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    black gerbil1

    this is obviously a fabrication, since guv is 45, his wifes grandmother … this is obviously a fabrication, since guv is 45, his wifes grandmother must be about 200



    Yes, I made it all up. Its a desperate thing I do on here for attention. It's a fair cop.

    PS.... do you also think my missus will still be knocking out kids at 75 like her parents and grand parents?

    black gerbil1

    this is obviously a fabrication, since guv is 45, his wifes grandmother … this is obviously a fabrication, since guv is 45, his wifes grandmother must be about 200



    "fabrication"-possibly the ULTIMATE pot/kettle/ black quote of all time
    Edited by: "barky" 13th Dec 2010

    Have a gay new year also guv!

    http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/3160/gaysex.jpg

    (gayest pic I could find without going over the edge into porn ha)

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    numptyj

    Have a gay new year also guv!(gayest pic I could find without going over … Have a gay new year also guv!(gayest pic I could find without going over the edge into porn ha)



    Google or hardrive?

    are u all retarded gay means happy and queer means odd.

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    NAMEOFTHE GAME

    are u all retarded gay means happy and queer means odd.



    Thanks for clearing that up.

    NAMEOFTHE GAME

    are u all retarded gay means happy and queer means odd.



    really? oO



    Edited by: "smithyp1" 13th Dec 2010

    NAMEOFTHE GAME

    are u all retarded gay means happy and queer means odd.



    Just as well you stepped in there with that sage advice, otherwise people wouldn't have got the joke at all.

    NAMEOFTHE GAME

    are u all retarded gay means happy and queer means odd.



    Are you Guvs wifes nan?

    numptyj

    Have a gay new year also guv!(gayest pic I could find without going over … Have a gay new year also guv!(gayest pic I could find without going over the edge into porn ha)



    looking well guv ......

    JonnyTwoToes

    Google or hardrive?



    lol google I can confirm I no image of that persuasion on my HDD

    this is a pretty immature thread tbh full of ignorant dicks

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    NAMEOFTHE GAME

    this is a pretty immature thread tbh full of ignorant dicks



    Must...... resist....... obvious....... pun.......

    NAMEOFTHE GAME

    this is a pretty immature thread tbh full of ignorant dicks



    pretty much like your post, fella/lady,sorry unsure of your gender, I don't want to make assumptions.
    Edited by: "richp" 13th Dec 2010

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    I guess that makes it fine to hear you're happy and odd then!



    You should be careful. Your camera SD card might fail and you'll lose all those "precious" moments! xxx X) (lots of homo)

    NAMEOFTHE GAME

    are u all retarded gay means happy and queer means odd.

    numptyj

    I can confirm I no image of that persuasion on my HDD

    NAMEOFTHE GAME

    this is a pretty immature thread tbh full of ignorant dicks



    My threads are much classier than "average" and my dick is neither ignorant or average either! (srs)

    guv

    You should be careful. Your camera SD card might fail and you'll lose all … You should be careful. Your camera SD card might fail and you'll lose all those "precious" moments! xxx X) (lots of homo)



    own a sony camera brah so dont understand what an sd card is

    I love old folk and just laugh when they get it sooooooooo wrong. I had a lady last week who is in her 80's telling me she thinks that scan of her p enis (should have been pelvis!) was wrong and there is definitely something wrong with her X) She also called up the concierge telling them her vibrator wasnt working (her intercom lol)

    Very difficult to change the oldies - they are so politically incorrect in today's society with their terms!
    Edited by: "bossyboots" 13th Dec 2010

    Best of luck SS - fingers crossed for you

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    numptyj

    own a sony camera brah so dont understand what an sd card is



    I was talking about the micro SD in your phone silly! Don't be shy. There's nothing wrong in being happy or odd. (Did you see what I did thar!)

    starsparkle2311

    LOL, whoah too much info, calm down Guv my post wasn't aimed at you … LOL, whoah too much info, calm down Guv my post wasn't aimed at you personally



    Erm.... I know SS!

    bossyboots

    I love old folk and just laugh when they get it sooooooooo wrong. I had … I love old folk and just laugh when they get it sooooooooo wrong. I had a lady last week who is in her 80's telling me she thinks that scan of her p enis (should have been pelvis!) was wrong and there is definitely something wrong with her X) She also called up the concierge telling them her vibrator wasnt working (her intercom lol)Very difficult to change the oldies - they are so politically incorrect in today's society with their terms!



    My old man comes out with some corkers too! And yes, absolutely spot on about PC incorrect.
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