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    WTF is wrong with Women...

    I went into House of Fraiser today with my mate, he was trying some stuff on so I sat down. While I was relaxing this women ( 5'9, 165lbs appox, blue eyes, blonde hair) comes out one changing rooms with some jeans on, her mates goes they looked good.

    I think because I was dressed so well (serious) she asked for my opinion, I said "do you want me to be honest" , she laughed and said yeah be "brutal" in a playful manner. I said " if I was being honest, it makes your bum look big, try black, its more slimming".

    She got mad (WTF), calls over some shop assistant and told him what happened, he was some skinny newbie it looked like, and he didn't know what to do, I would of beaten him if I really wanted to, so he calls his supervisor and I was told to leave and not come back for 24 hours.

    Should I complain to the store, maybe ill get a £100 voucher which I can give to my mom or something?
    Why dont women like being told the truth, when they ask for it?

    180 Comments



    by any chance are you single?

    Banned

    You were well within your rights telling the fat arsed cow the truth.:whistling:

    complain, you did nothng wrong against the store

    i take it your not married then,lol
    you have got a lot to learn
    if they ask you a question that needs an answer RUN

    WHY DID god create Adam before Eve


    because hid didnt want anyone telling him he was doing it wrong

    good advice jellybaby22... i would do exactly the same lol

    :lol:

    Nice one.

    reminds me from the 'cos yous are f***kin elephants!' scene from In Bruges :-D

    She did ask you to be brutal, her own fault if she didn't want to hear anything negative

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    jellybaby22;2603112

    To be honest...she asked.....your not her husband/boyfriend so you get … To be honest...she asked.....your not her husband/boyfriend so you get nothing out of lying to her......good for you for telling the truth...she needed to know.....As for the shop...complain..take it as far up the chain as you can and milk them dry!!!!!:p



    she wasn't really overweight or anything, but to my taste of women, she was, so I called it how I saw it. her BF looked above 15% so I commented,

    gerbil is a muppet

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    yeah of course you did sweetie

    Original Poster

    Karim786;2603157

    gerbil is a muppet


    wow nice explanation there, a mod can lock this thread now I have received all the information I needed there.

    /scarcasim (dont really lock)
    sassie;2603168

    yeah of course you did sweetie


    thought so, some women need to be more mentally strong IMO
    nono2522;2603088

    :oby any chance are you single?


    yes I am now

    Banned

    All woman that are below and 8 out of ten should be kept indoors chained to the kitchen.:whistling:

    Good story, plot needs more work.

    Original Poster

    Prissymiss;2603197

    All woman that are below and 8 out of ten should be kept indoors chained … All woman that are below and 8 out of ten should be kept indoors chained to the kitchen.:whistling:


    thats a bit harsh, but I sort of like the idea.
    Abvance;2603213

    Good story, plot needs more work.


    go away troll.

    Banned

    Prissymiss;2603197

    All woman that are below and 8 out of ten should be kept indoors chained … All woman that are below and 8 out of ten should be kept indoors chained to the kitchen.:whistling:



    8 out of 10 in whose eyes hun :w00t:

    Why do women do that with blokes?

    Does this look ok?

    No it shows the bulges - goes off in strop, moaning about being overweight etc etc

    Yes that looks fine - You're just saying that to hurry me up! You'd say I looked good in a potato sack, to get me to hurry, you didnt have to come shopping with me nobody made you etc etc


    Thers some you'd bed, some you'd wed but by god try finding one you can win with.......................

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    sassie;2603245

    8 out of 10 in whose eyes hun :w00t:



    Black Gerbils of course. Obviously his word is law:whistling:

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    harlzter;2603249

    Why do women do that with blokes?Does this look ok?No it shows the bulges … Why do women do that with blokes?Does this look ok?No it shows the bulges - goes off in strop, moaning about being overweight etc etcYes that looks fine - You're just saying that to hurry me up! You'd say I looked good in a potato sack, to get me to hurry, you didnt have to come shopping with me nobody made you etc etc



    Not all women, i would only ask a man or a women for an opinion if i wanted one, hence to say i dont bother

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    black gerbil1;2603225

    thats a bit harsh, but I sort of like the idea.go away troll.



    How do I go about getting ignored again:whistling:

    Banned

    Prissymiss;2603257

    Black Gerbils of course. Obviously his word is law:whistling:



    LMFAO, until he shows his picture he can hardly judge anyones looks

    Banned

    sassie;2603265

    LMFAO, until he shows his picture he can hardly judge anyones looks



    In his world he can do whatever he pleases.:-D

    Hahaha

    http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z261/pakuorg/fail.jpg

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    Prissymiss;2603280

    In his world he can do whatever he pleases.:-D



    yeah guess so

    Original Poster

    harlzter;2603249

    Why do women do that with blokes?Does this look ok?No it shows the bulges … Why do women do that with blokes?Does this look ok?No it shows the bulges - goes off in strop, moaning about being overweight etc etcYes that looks fine - You're just saying that to hurry me up! You'd say I looked good in a potato sack, to get me to hurry, you didnt have to come shopping with me nobody made you etc etcThers some you'd bed, some you'd wed but by god try finding one you can win with.......................



    I agree 100%, tbh if women spent 50% of the time in the gym instead of watching talk shows, I wouldnt need to say this stuff to them in stores.
    sassie;2603265

    LMFAO, until he shows his picture he can hardly judge anyones looks


    lol not being vain but im probably the hottest person on this forum

    black gerbil1;2603315

    lol not being vain but im probably the hottest person on this forum



    We'll be the judge of that. Post pic.

    Banned

    black gerbil1;2603315

    I agree 100%, tbh if women spent 50% of the time in the gym instead of … I agree 100%, tbh if women spent 50% of the time in the gym instead of watching talk shows, I wouldnt need to say this stuff to them in stores.lol not being vain but im probably the hottest person on this forum



    put up or shut up

    Banned

    Wouldn't it be quicker to answer the question:-

    What is right with women?

    :roll:

    sassie;2603265

    LMFAO, until he shows his picture he can hardly judge anyones looks


    Dont worry, Ive found one in his profile on another site:

    http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s308/harlzter/1.jpg

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    sassie;2603329

    put up or shut up



    Can't picture either happening:-D

    harlzter;2603334

    Dont worry, Ive found one in his profile on another site:



    DONT BE MEAN!

    I've got a live feed from his house right now! http://216.77.188.54/coDataImages/p/Groups/60/60641/folders/32250/989523FatManAtComputer.jpg

    Original Poster

    sassie;2603329

    put up or shut up


    frollickingfrill;2603322

    We'll be the judge of that. Post pic.



    lol like I need any seal of approve of you peasants:)

    Banned

    and bet both of them are actally better looking than bg - bless

    Banned

    black gerbil1;2603361

    lol like I need any seal of approve of you peasants:)



    good job really:roll:


    I am also starting to wonder how many people use your account, things are starting to look like it aint just the one person

    http://www.geocities.com/neocentromere/cockerel.JPG

    ...Too subtle? :whistling:

    Original Poster

    sassie;2603366

    good job really:roll:I am also starting to wonder how many people use … good job really:roll:I am also starting to wonder how many people use your account, things are starting to look like it aint just the one person



    just one.

    Banned

    Celticsun;2603367

    ...Too subtle? :whistling:



    A little, yes:-D

    Prissymiss;2603384

    A little, yes:-D



    Thought you'd get it :thumbsup:

    http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s308/harlzter/man.jpg
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