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    Yeah........wait what?! (Update)

    My friend has a friend born and raised in USA and I said I live in Northern Ireland and his response was "Isn't that near the middle east and the Northern Irish are fighting the British and Irish until the USA came in?"
    I didn't know how to respond and my friend was to busying laughing and saying "yes and the schools teach them how to shoot."

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    Wind him up, big time, it's the only way

    tell him leprechauns really exist, and you swim in Guinness

    Original Poster

    Ok how to I bundle in McDonalds fund terrorism, leprechauns really exist, and we swim in Guinness?

    Quality, yanks are awesome for wind ups, fill your boots! I was once in a bar in America and convinced this guy that the Crocodile movie was based on my life story, I spent about 2 hours putting on the worst Aussie accent and he continued to buy me beers!

    loooooooool,

    going to the US later on in the year, might have to make up some quality **** to talk about hhaa

    Original Poster

    How about leprechauns are little people who are given the jobs of making shoes by the government and the idea of the pot of gold was because their salaries are paid in gold coins in a pot.

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    Carley;8029286

    nice, and you fill the swimming pools with Guinness because the water is … nice, and you fill the swimming pools with Guinness because the water is producing birth defects from the poisoned water



    Or I could try an convenience him Guinness is made by people swimming in our magical water springs that come from the *giants causeway* (*made years ago by the worlds largest drunks*)

    I'm from Norn Iron too, have been asked by some English guys on holiday "what currency do you use" and "do you need a passport to travel to Engerlund"

    We had exchange students some years back from north Carolina staying at our university of London halls who found it very 'impressive' that people in England also had cars........
    We all just cracked up......

    I think it was a workmate who had a argument with a guy in a bar in New York. He claimed to be irish on the basis that his name was Dylan!

    Original Poster

    He fell for the Guinness is made by people swimming in our magical water springs that come from the *giants causeway* (*made years ago by the worlds largest drunks*) and leprechauns are little people who are given the jobs of making shoes by the government and the idea of the pot of gold was because their salaries are paid in gold coins in a pot........ I need more and if possible a picture of a realistic leprechaun making shoes.
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