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    Yorkie Bar for 14p - Coop Local - Complete with rum and raisin flavouring

    After my recent success of finding confectionary in my local Coops scatters bin.

    I again returned today following a lengthy boycott of the place. My boycott was caused because of there unwillingness to entertain my requests for cash back. But now this personal blackout is over I am free to roam the local scratters bin for confectionary gold once more.

    I returned today, and after quickly floating round the store I beelined for the trolly of gold. I never go straight for the trolly as I think it gives a poor projection of ones character to the locals. After diving through the first few layers of discounted but still overpriced trash, I found the mother of all bargains. A yorkie bar complete with rum & raisin flavour for 14p, virtually wetting my self I grabbed it. But to my horror as I grabbed one end and fellow scratter grabbed the other end, forcing my into a bargain fuelled showdown. As I looked up I soon realised by the smell it was Anti Fag Dump (named by the locals as she is often found picking up dumps for the unused backy)

    I didnt want to let this bargain go easily, and this woman seemed of sound body and mind but she began to foam at the mouth. SHE WAS BACOMING RABID AT THE THOUGH OF LOOSING THIS BARGAIN. As her gammy little beadle paw got ever closer to my hand, I let go, taking pride in snapping it prior to full release.

    As she scuttled off like lightening, I was left firstly wishing the stench had left so quick and secondly slightly upset as such a good find had gone adrift.

    In a last gasp attempt I overturned a box of rice crispies, and there were 4 more yorkies, all at 14p. I grabbed them all, leaving my middle finger free to salute that foul smelling fag dump woman, and headed for the till.

    I advise getting down to your local coop and stock pilling these items, as these are CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP.

    Please let me know any regional delights you find, as I will travel if the petrol is covered in the saving.

    Happy Scratting My fellow bargain Hunters

    32 Comments

    hot just for the description! X)

    Another epic littlehoneyz Co-op candy classic.

    I'm waiting for 'Anti Fag Dump' to post her side of the story on here ... Can't wait to hear how she describes you!
    Thanks for the giggle. Have some heat.

    smsl!

    superb glad i wore my tena for men today

    what a nice tale. HOT!

    Would that be raisin & biscuit? Id buy more if they did rum & raisin.

    Cool story bro..

    do they still do the yorkie bars with nuts in them?
    Edited by: "perrioli" 12th Apr 2011

    Heat added,just because you made me laugh out loud !

    would make a great childrens story.

    Laughed out loud. Great story. Points deducted for spelling though!

    hot just for the expression "gammy little beadle paw".

    we are in the presence of literary greatness.

    "gammy little beadle paw" - a little bit of wee came out when I read that! HaHa

    Oh I missed these Co-op tales of confectionery. Thank goodness for this one to make me smile again.
    Edited by: "joesmum" 12th Apr 2011

    Hahahaha, that's a *brilliant* story. What's an Anti-Fag Dump though? oO

    love this ... HOT !!!!!!!!

    A reminder: NOT FOR GIRLS!

    Good story.

    Love the story! Love the deal! Have some heat from me!

    Absolutely hysterical! Heat for the story. Keep them coming.

    Banned

    You need English lessons mate!

    Made my day...hot hot hot!!!

    bulkomuff

    You need English lessons mate!



    ??

    You should be teaching English!

    Great story. HOT HOT HOT!!

    Banned

    best description ever. you deserve your yorkie! loved the bit about not heading straight for the trolley!!
    that is me all over.

    that is hilarious.... might i add you get one of those people (smelly ones) in all coops lol

    bexjking

    that is hilarious.... might i add you get one of those people (smelly … that is hilarious.... might i add you get one of those people (smelly ones) in all coops lol


    and post office queues

    perrioli

    do they still do the yorkie bars with nuts in them?


    No, they stopped selling them in the early 90's along with ALL OTHER YORKIES. Tempted to vote this hot for the story but can't bring myself to help to give this imposter product (which IS for girls, by the way) any publicity

    Hahaha, I hope to God that this actually happened.

    Couldn't give a crap about the Yorkies, this heat is just for making laugh!

    Banned

    Moved to misc.

    it , thanks OP thats the best laugh ive had in ages X) This is the reason why we need likes for the original post.

    andyken

    http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/yorkie-bar-for-14p-coop-local-compl/139354...Deja vu?



    Very poor show by the op , surely you could of thought up some new material in 3 years.

    transit

    Very poor show by the op , surely you could of thought up some new … Very poor show by the op , surely you could of thought up some new material in 3 years.




    LOL!!!!!!!!!
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