As you board the plane, you notice the co-pilot is frowning and wearing an "I'm with Stupid" T-Shirt.

    The Captain announces over the intercom the Flight is delayed while he looks for his keys.

    The Airline mechanics, wearing propeller beanies, seem to be pointing and laughing an awful lot, and drinking something from inside brown paper bags.

    The Ground Crew are seen using pennies to check tyre wear

    A man with an oily rag hanging from the back pocket of his dirty coveralls, and sadly shaking his head, turns out to be the airline's C.E.O.

    A voice on P.A. system warns you to keep your heads and arms inside the aircraft at all times, while the plane is in motion.

    The air sickness bags have the Lord's Prayer printed on them.

    Jumper Cables are dangling from the door to the cockpit.

    A man in clerical garb walks thru the plane, sprinkles all the passengers with water, mumbling something in Latin & exits.

    A telephone with a really long cord connects the plane to the control tower.


    lol v funny like it!


    more please

    really like the second to last one


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    more pleasereally like the second to last one

    Me too, my brother was a BA apprentice in his younger days and he told me a few funny stories about the antics the staff used to get up to.

    One was just after they had the crisis with the DC10 aircraft fleet being grounded, apparently just to instill confidence in the passengers boarding the aircraft, the Ba engineers would look at the aircraft, give a short whistle and walk away shaking their heads (well they thought it was funny).

    lol there all mint
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