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Found 26th May 2011
link in 1st post......very very scary moments.

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Really don't understand why he's filming. I would've been halfway down the road and not looking back

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CFC_Mark

Really don't understand why he's filming. I would've been halfway down … Really don't understand why he's filming. I would've been halfway down the road and not looking back


1st lesson never ever run from a bear,you can never out run bear,even if the bear is running uphill it still got good speed.my best trick in this situation will be to do the same but with more noise and couple of more stick.and if bear comes near just make him hold to the stick so that he is holding one stick in right hand and one in left,and if you could manage the 3rd stick in his mouth,this way you can control the bear....which comes really handy(haven't done this my self but read it some where)

r4ge

even more scary!



yeah id rather face the bear than this again

addjon

1st lesson never ever run from a bear,you can never out run bear,even if … 1st lesson never ever run from a bear,you can never out run bear,even if the bear is running uphill it still got good speed.my best trick in this situation will be to do the same but with more noise and couple of more stick.and if bear comes near just make him hold to the stick so that he is holding one stick in right hand and one in left,and if you could manage the 3rd stick in his mouth,this way you can control the bear....which comes really handy(haven't done this my self but read it some where)




I would like to see you even half attempt that lol. How would you hold the 3rd stick... with your mouth?

Mega WTF

Edited by: "simplex" 27th May 2011

addjon

1st lesson never ever run from a bear,you can never out run bear,even if … 1st lesson never ever run from a bear,you can never out run bear,even if the bear is running uphill it still got good speed.my best trick in this situation will be to do the same but with more noise and couple of more stick.and if bear comes near just make him hold to the stick so that he is holding one stick in right hand and one in left,and if you could manage the 3rd stick in his mouth,this way you can control the bear....which comes really handy(haven't done this my self but read it some where)



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Edited by: "r4ge" 27th May 2011

Original Poster

well ok then stick the 1st stick in his mouth,when the bear open his mouth to swallow you....that will teach him a lesson to kill his prey before eating....

lol at recording it, I guess he was making sure the £250 from you've been framed was secure in case he died lol
Edited by: "numptyj" 27th May 2011

addjon

well ok then stick the 1st stick in his mouth,when the bear open his … well ok then stick the 1st stick in his mouth,when the bear open his mouth to swallow you....that will teach him a lesson to kill his prey before eating....



if i'm ever feeling down and i need abit of a lift, i just read one of your threads addjon,



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Original Poster

numptyj

lol at recording it, I guess he was making sure the £250 from you've been … lol at recording it, I guess he was making sure the £250 from you've been framed was secure in case he died lol


hahaha that was funny.....just wondering why didn't he use his mobile phone.........or may be he run out of credit,more like he was in debit so even couldn't use emergency call as well...

addjon

hahaha that was funny.....just wondering why didn't he use his mobile … hahaha that was funny.....just wondering why didn't he use his mobile phone.........or may be he run out of credit,more like he was in debit so even couldn't use emergency call as well...



oO ... No comment ... oO

addjon

hahaha that was funny.....just wondering why didn't he use his mobile … hahaha that was funny.....just wondering why didn't he use his mobile phone.........or may be he run out of credit,more like he was in debit so even couldn't use emergency call as well...



Some of your comments are funny but some are plain facepalm worthy.

Are you trolling or genuine? I can't make my mind up.

addjon

1st lesson never ever run from a bear,you can never out run bear,even if … 1st lesson never ever run from a bear,you can never out run bear,even if the bear is running uphill it still got good speed.my best trick in this situation will be to do the same but with more noise and couple of more stick.and if bear comes near just make him hold to the stick so that he is holding one stick in right hand and one in left,and if you could manage the 3rd stick in his mouth,this way you can control the bear....which comes really handy(haven't done this my self but read it some where)




Im guessing this is what your on about "roughly of course"

http://i55.tinypic.com/315c2og.jpg
Edited by: "simplex" 27th May 2011

simplex

Im guessing this is what your on about "roughly of course"



lol, classic!

simplex

Im guessing this is what your on about "roughly of course"



lolololol epic.

Sorry had to be done, addjon cracks me up though
Edited by: "simplex" 27th May 2011

lol!!

**** that!

addjon

1st lesson never ever run from a bear,you can never out run bear,even if … 1st lesson never ever run from a bear,you can never out run bear,even if the bear is running uphill it still got good speed.my best trick in this situation will be to do the same but with more noise and couple of more stick.and if bear comes near just make him hold to the stick so that he is holding one stick in right hand and one in left,and if you could manage the 3rd stick in his mouth,this way you can control the bear....which comes really handy(haven't done this my self but read it some where)




simplex

I would like to see you even half attempt that lol. How would you hold … I would like to see you even half attempt that lol. How would you hold the 3rd stick... with your mouth?Mega WTF



I thought the third stick he was referring to is the one with the hands free kit, yaa know, the man stick? Please tell me I am wrong, lol if it is

Banned

Jesus this stuff is funny.
I still maintain that addjon is a comedy genius. (no jini)



Edited by: "JonnyTwoToes" 27th May 2011

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CFC_Mark

Really don't understand why he's filming. I would've been halfway down … Really don't understand why he's filming. I would've been halfway down the road and not looking back


1. he had a headcam on

2. you'd be dead if you ran as they are far faster

3. stand your ground and shout is the best advice

Banned

addjon

1st lesson never ever run from a bear,you can never out run bear,even if … 1st lesson never ever run from a bear,you can never out run bear,even if the bear is running uphill it still got good speed.my best trick in this situation will be to do the same but with more noise and couple of more stick.and if bear comes near just make him hold to the stick so that he is holding one stick in right hand and one in left,and if you could manage the 3rd stick in his mouth,this way you can control the bear....which comes really handy(haven't done this my self but read it some where)


surely you are not serious? LMAO!

Original Poster

well ok till i find where i read it and tell you guys again the very correct procedure, in the mean time if you face any bear you should skip the mouth part, then i think you will be able to control the bear,i think when you hold the stick with the bear(like in the pic above,though with out the mouth one),he think you are playing ringa ringa circle with him....so won't say anything to you till you get tired.

what would a jini do?

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ilovepink

what would a jini do?


jini are often invisible,so i think the bear will get scare form him either sense him or see him.and bear can't get near to jini cuz they fly and also they are very fast in travelling.

addjon

jini are often invisible,so i think the bear will get scare form him … jini are often invisible,so i think the bear will get scare form him either sense him or see him.and bear can't get near to jini cuz they fly and also they are very fast in travelling.


Bet you feel stupid now Ilovepink

check this ... WOW

Dude was lucky it wasn't a velociraptor.

Banned

addjon

well ok till i find where i read it and tell you guys again the very … well ok till i find where i read it and tell you guys again the very correct procedure, in the mean time if you face any bear you should skip the mouth part, then i think you will be able to control the bear,i think when you hold the stick with the bear(like in the pic above,though with out the mouth one),he think you are playing ringa ringa circle with him....so won't say anything to you till you get tired.


now I know you are on a wind up!

either that or its a sad indictment of care in the community these days

Banned

anyway, I;m guessing the guy survived, even without trying the stick method?

Banned

csiman

anyway, I;m guessing the guy survived, even without trying the stick … anyway, I;m guessing the guy survived, even without trying the stick method?



you missed a good thread about you last night from timtom

I've only watched it once but I swear I saw in the shadow that he was holding a camera rather than a head cam?

I personal think jini help stopped the bear from mauling the human cos after all he had no debit left on his phone and his stick was not much weapon to hold back his life. You can't see jini in this video cos travel fast fast very fast,,,,but I get sense that jini is in video when I watch cos I feel hot and jini is hot and fiery like devil.

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vibeone

you missed a good thread about you last night from timtom


damn! was it deleted then? I guess he was coming over all homo-erotic about me again.

Banned

numptyj

I've only watched it once but I swear I saw in the shadow that he was … I've only watched it once but I swear I saw in the shadow that he was holding a camera rather than a head cam?I personal think jini help stopped the bear from mauling the human cos after all he had no debit left on his phone and his stick was not much weapon to hold back his life. You can't see jini in this video cos travel fast fast very fast,,,,but I get sense that jini is in video when I watch cos I feel hot and jini is hot and fiery like devil.


you crack me up lol

csiman

damn! was it deleted then? I guess he was coming over all homo-erotic … damn! was it deleted then? I guess he was coming over all homo-erotic about me again.



Ha he was calling you a mentula face, was funny.

No one knew what he was on about its latin for the male member lol.

X)

addjon

well ok till i find where i read it and tell you guys again the very … well ok till i find where i read it and tell you guys again the very correct procedure, in the mean time if you face any bear you should skip the mouth part, then i think you will be able to control the bear,i think when you hold the stick with the bear(like in the pic above,though with out the mouth one),he think you are playing ringa ringa circle with him....so won't say anything to you till you get tired.



Ohh boy, addjon this would work if you were playing or actually in the game Zelda, or if you and the bear had signed something earlier prohibiting the bear and thus restricting his/her bear like attitude towards you and him/her conforming and complying with the "deal" struck earlier and you controlling him/her like an Atari game through the medium of stick(s)
Which sounds highly unlikely and the jini thing now sounds plausible given the alternative.
But either way i would like to thankyou addjon, cheers

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Next time I come across bear (which can be quite often in greater london) I will try not use stick and instead try dead,,,play dead. This way bear will be confused and see me as tree and leave alone. If I dead,,,,play dead too it more likely jini will come fly very fast with fire and heat to shoo away the bear..

Banned

numptyj

Ha he was calling you a mentula face, was funny.No one knew what he was … Ha he was calling you a mentula face, was funny.No one knew what he was on about its latin for the male member lol.


strange laddie! The stalk is strong in that one
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