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    Your best put down

    Ok we have had a lot of the best/cheesiest chat up lines lately so how about your best put down

    My favourite is -

    If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards

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    I always enjoy: You can't polish a turd! :thumbsup:

    "Can I buy you a drink?"

    "I rather have the money"

    Ouch!

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    Trickyjabs;4880656

    I always enjoy: You can't polish a turd! :thumbsup:



    Ha ha yeah I forgot that one and it is funny but never use it on kids cos they start asking why

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    I'd like to leave you with one thought...unfortunately I ain't sure you have anywhere to put it!

    You look like a bulldog licking p**s off a nettle.
    If you had 2 brains you'd be twice as stupid.

    Banned

    i may be fat, but you'll always be a *unt!

    You fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down:roll:

    i honestly dont know any!

    All these are so funny tho!!

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    hibees;4880757

    You look like a bulldog licking p**s off a nettle.




    Gonna remember that one - made me laugh

    Your' teeth are like stars, they come out at night.

    Your' face is like a peach - A rugby peach.

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    Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

    I've got a couple :P

    "You've got a full 6-pack, but lack the plastic thingy to hold it all together"
    "Your're so dense light bends around you"
    "Your're a prime candidate for natural deselection"

    Dancing near a troll that gave me the eye . . . raise hopes by asking her:

    "hiya love, have you got a pen?" (thinking your numbers comin her way)

    No comes the reply (why would she, its a nightclub)

    Reply?

    "Well you should have you pig . . . . ."




    I'm going to hell - i'm prepared . . .

    H_K;4880765

    i may be fat, but you'll always be a *unt!



    Reminds me of the supposed Churchill quote to one of his staff:

    I may be drunk now, but whereas I shall sober up by the morning, you will still be ugly!

    your a star.....a monstar

    Face like a welders bench

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    If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

    hibees;4880999

    Face like a welders bench



    oh that made me remember one..!

    face like a smacked pigs ar.... senic

    you have a face like a well skelped ****

    face like a pitbull chewing a wasp...

    big willy style;4881022

    you have a face like a well skelped ****



    Jambo?

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    grex9101;4881023

    face like a pitbull chewing a wasp...



    I was just gonna put that

    The only thing you're gonna f*** is off !!:oops:

    I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.

    "Is there a Circus in town?"
    "Sorry,who are you?"

    I'm surprised you can see where you are going with those balls in your eyes.
    Di** head

    Are you the JFK?

    Please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair.

    Reminds me of the supposed Churchill quote to one of his staff:I may be … Reminds me of the supposed Churchill quote to one of his staff:I may be drunk now, but whereas I shall sober up by the morning, you will still be ugly!



    Actually said by him to Bessie Braddock in the House of Commons during a heated exchange:

    Braddock: "Mr. Churchill, this is a disgrace. You are quite drunk."
    Churchill: "And Bessie, you are ugly. You are very ugly. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. "

    (Still funny, though:lol:)

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    I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead

    i'd rather do bitsey

    You don't sweat much for a fat b*tch.

    (After dancing with a woman) You just won me £5! My mates & I had a bet to see who could dance with the ugliest bird in here, & I just won!

    (And the best retort to this) Well, funny you should say that, the girls in here had a similar bet & I just won!

    Your mum had to tie a pork chop around your neck so the dog would play with you!!

    bitseylango;4881036

    I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.



    LMAO!

    grex9101;4881027

    Jambo?



    of course and we will beat celtic on sat at tynie:thumbsup:

    owlass;4881110

    i'd rather do bitsey



    Id rather let Owlass do me :w00t:

    big willy style;4881133

    of course and we will beat celtic on sat at tynie:thumbsup:



    Shall I save this post and use it to torment you post-drubbing?

    :-D

    bitseylango;4881144

    Id rather let Owlass do me :w00t:





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