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    First time sex

    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner
    with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to
    her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
    for the first time.





    The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip
    to the pharmacist
    to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the
    pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.





    He tells the boy everything there is to know about
    condoms and sex.

    At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like
    to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.



    The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
    busy, it being his first time and all.

    That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
    girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,
    come on in!'





    The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents
    are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

    A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.


    10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

    Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over
    and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'


    The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'

    22 Comments

    LOL - Very funny

    Thank you

    lol will rep for that.!

    Banned

    haha i like it

    lol that made me laugh x

    dcx_badass;4585810

    I've seen dinosaurs that have been around less than this!



    rappy?

    LOL Very good.

    best ive heard in a while! i lol'd.

    Original Poster

    dcx_badass;4585810

    I've seen dinosaurs that have been around less than this!


    You would of....you should get your leg over, may make you less negative all the time

    dcx_badass;4585810

    I've seen dinosaurs that have been around less than this!



    i think even dinosaurs were tired of this joke.

    Banned

    haha... and I didnt see that cuming!

    Original Poster

    shanecr;4585913

    i think even dinosaurs were tired of this joke.


    Can't win them all.....aslong as i can the majority

    Thanks for making me laugh

    we havent all heard ... so thanks from the rest of us....lol

    Lol very funny and I have never heard it before

    LMAO haven't heard this before LLM..... very funny :thumbsup:

    ive heard, but its a good joke and makes me laugh everytime. just cos some people have heard it doesnt mean everyone has

    Lulu'sMammy;4585941

    Can't win them all.....aslong as i can the majority



    sorry. that was my poor attempt on humour on an old joke lol

    this is a bit dated

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    an oldie but a goodie..thanks for sharing LLM

    shauneco;4586165

    What do you call Kopite with his hands on the Premier League … What do you call Kopite with his hands on the Premier League Trophy?..........................................................................THE ENGRAVER



    thought you were gonna say a thief :roll:

    I've known about that joke for ages and half way through reading it, I was like "oh, this reminds me of a joke I know" and then towards the end I realised it was actually that joke......I'm so slow but that joke is definitely a classic. :thumbsup:
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