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    Your Life Story.....

    I don't want to hear it thanks.

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    makes good reading though

    makes me feel a whole lot better about mine!!

    I was born ****************************************** I will die.

    It's only the bit in the middle that is censored.

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    I've got 64 pages you can read it for a dime bar

    here's an extract "as a ripped the foil pack open with my teeth she laid on my bed spread eagled ready for me to push the latex contraceptive over my...."

    lumoruk;6503332

    I've got 64 pages you can read it for a dime barhere's an extract "as a … I've got 64 pages you can read it for a dime barhere's an extract "as a ripped the foil pack open with my teeth she laid on my bed spread eagled ready for me to push the latex contraceptive over my...."



    Its says your life story - not your dreams!!!

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    jellybaby22;6504257

    those are the best ones, peeps on here have fantastic imaginations....



    mine isn't fantasy ! it's happened, hundreds of times in fact :x

    ...and I can prove it with all the used condoms I've collected since 18!

    lumoruk;6505941

    mine isn't fantasy ! it's happened, hundreds of times in fact :x...and I … mine isn't fantasy ! it's happened, hundreds of times in fact :x...and I can prove it with all the used condoms I've collected since 18!



    you actually use condoms

    hdizzle;6505959

    you actually use condoms



    nope they're other peoples :w00t:

    I'm just kidding lumor lol xx

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    hdizzle;6505959

    you actually use condoms



    some girls have self respect or don't trust me :oops:

    saying that my fiancée used to go without, now past few years since I done the dirty she makes me wear one. Guess she doesn't trust me. Though on special occasions or I 'forget' :roll: to buy some we get to go without. (another extract from 'My life story') that'll be £100 please.

    lumoruk;6506001

    some girls have self respect or don't trust me :oops:saying that my … some girls have self respect or don't trust me :oops:saying that my fiancée used to go without, now past few years since I done the dirty she makes me wear one. Guess she doesn't trust me. Though on special occasions or I 'forget' :roll: to buy some we get to go without. (another extract from 'My life story') that'll be £100 please.



    yep yep thats more like it lumor...'forgetting' is the way forward, you go brother :thumbsup:

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    hdizzle;6506025

    yep yep thats more like it lumor...'forgetting' is the way forward, you … yep yep thats more like it lumor...'forgetting' is the way forward, you go brother :thumbsup:



    I went through a stage of "why should I buy them all the time, you buy them if you want me to wear them so much" to "fine I'm never having sex with you AGAIN without....and that means no kids either" that didn't last long on my behalf :oops:

    lumoruk;6506039

    I went through a stage of "why should I buy them all the time, you buy … I went through a stage of "why should I buy them all the time, you buy them if you want me to wear them so much" to "fine I'm never having sex with you AGAIN without....and that means no kids either" that didn't last long on my behalf :oops:



    hahaha that's pretty funny!

    the best way (IMO) is to let them think they're having things their way, but change it so that you get things your way. its sort of a compromise. keeps both parties happy
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