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    your worst experience over the last 12 months.. small prize for the best

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    OK as we are all getting melancholy and we have had the best of this and the best of that, its time to get cathartic and shed your skeletons and let us have a laugh at your worst experiences of the last 12 months

    I want to hear bunny boiling ....punch ups... major disasters and the like.... lies dam lies etc

    and as I am a sucker for a sob story .. I am providing a prize yes a real prize..LEGO

    I AM THE SINNER WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    - bossyboots

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    no major disasters for me,no bunny boiling or even punch ups.

    all our mishaps seem to centre round the insane dalmation and its penchant for theft of anything that isnt nailed down,including a family sized trifle,2 large pavlovas and 48 profiteroles at a single sitting.

    it has eaten 3 expensive rugs,2 mobile phones and an ipod touch.

    but we still love him.

    You're such an old woman sometimes :w00t: :santa:

    Girlfriend leaving me and getting 2 Vespas nicked ! Sob

    I can laugh about it now !

    I went mad after a thread was made offering lego as a prize. :x

    lol

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    barky;7259785

    no major disasters for me,no bunny boiling or even punch ups.all our … no major disasters for me,no bunny boiling or even punch ups.all our mishaps seem to centre round the insane dalmation and its penchant for theft of anything that isnt nailed down,including a family sized trifle,2 large pavlovas and 48 profiteroles at a single sitting.it has eaten 3 expensive rugs,2 mobile phones and an ipod touch.but we still love him.



    thanks Mr Barky, nice story not enough drama though.. could you dohg not off attacked some kids or an OAP to make it more exciting :thumbsup:

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    realfriendlyman;7259813

    I went mad after a thread was made offering lego as a prize. :x lol



    sorry your too mad .. move along please nothing for you to see here :thumbsup:

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    Darryl2312;7259809

    Girlfriend leaving me and getting 2 Vespas nicked ! Sob :(I can laugh … Girlfriend leaving me and getting 2 Vespas nicked ! Sob :(I can laugh about it now !



    i was onboard with your story until you mentioned scooter

    Some dodgy geezer on here...dog-breath or something, started a thread a week back. offering a prize.........lied thro his teeth.........winners never materialised!

    Lost my job, had to give up my kittens, met a guy realised he was a tool, went to a festival fell out with the tool, met another guy, had an icy car journey home, got into a fight with my best mate because her ex boyfriend told her I had slept with him, was part of the reason for a massive punch up at a party that was broken up by the police because of said rumors.

    ~None really, this has been one of the best years I've had in a long time.

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    bitseylango;7259840

    Some dodgy geezer on here...dog-breath or something, started a thread a … Some dodgy geezer on here...dog-breath or something, started a thread a week back. offering a prize.........lied thro his teeth.........winners never materialised!



    now I like your style .. but there was an issue with the supplier and poundland let me.. err the prize giver down :thumbsup:

    I would DEFINTELY win this prize if entries were accepted by PM:-D

    The worst for me has been my dad's health - but he has been great this week :-D

    Bunny boiling and lies - yes unfortunately have been sucked in big time by someone but having such a laugh bout it all just now

    Best bit for me.............well actually folks...............thats still to come for me and will do very shortly...........watch this space:whistling:

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    StevenA2000_uk;7259853

    ~None really, this has been one of the best years I've had in a long … ~None really, this has been one of the best years I've had in a long time.



    dull .. move on

    dog_cop;7259838

    i was onboard with your story until you mentioned scooter



    lol

    I now have upgrades on both fronts real motorbike and real woman :-D

    Oh and I forgot to add to mine, getting a load of bills through from a flat I signed over to my ex, because him and his new girlfriend couldn't be botherd paying them, as they were saving to buy a house....... I ended up in some serious debt because of them.... the police were ever so helpfull though

    dog_cop;7259826

    sorry your too mad .. move along please nothing for you to see here … sorry your too mad .. move along please nothing for you to see here :thumbsup:



    Can you stop being a fed for just 2 minutes....."move along,move along....nothing to see here" :P

    Why does the police always say that when we can all see something exciting kicking off? lol

    bitseylango;7259840

    Some dodgy geezer on here...dog-breath or something, started a thread a … Some dodgy geezer on here...dog-breath or something, started a thread a week back. offering a prize.........lied thro his teeth.........winners never materialised!



    That's because he's now offering a roll over prize of.....lego

    Found out my best mate had committed suicide. Hadn't seen him for years after a violent incident, but it did shock me.

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    Kitten13;7259843

    Lost my job, had to give up my kittens, met a guy realised he was a tool, … Lost my job, had to give up my kittens, met a guy realised he was a tool, went to a festival fell out with the tool, met another guy, had an icy car journey home, got into a fight with my best mate because her ex boyfriend told her I had slept with him, was part of the reason for a massive punch up at a party that was broken up by the police because of said rumors.



    yes yes yes this is good material .. you need to expand on the punch up and police brutality( make some up if you need) .. ah and you lost points on the kittens aspect :thumbsup:

    dog_cop;7259864

    dull .. move on



    okay, I was going to elaborate on the milfs, late night hotelling and all manner of other stuff but I agree, its dull for you so I will move on

    lol....:-D

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    bossyboots;7259859

    I would DEFINTELY win this prize if entries were accepted by PM:-DThe … I would DEFINTELY win this prize if entries were accepted by PM:-DThe worst for me has been my dad's health - but he has been great this week :-D Bunny boiling and lies - yes unfortunately have been sucked in big time by someone but having such a laugh bout it all just nowBest bit for me.............well actually folks...............thats still to come for me and will do very shortly...........watch this space:whistling:



    [SIZE="7"]yes like this one :thumbsup:[/SIZE]

    hmm, about a week ago, after kicking out our lodger he broke into the house (staight through the middle of the back door) and attacked my mum, pinning her to the floor, he eventually left by being dragged of by the police with sum 'pretty' bracelets on. thats a pretty crappy experience

    getting my tooth broken in a basketball game and getting a rootcanal due to it

    and ehhh this one is slightly more embarrassing but theres LEGO at stake :), hooked with the hottest girl ive ever hooked up with and well, id had a lot to drink and the flag simply wouldnt fly, not even half mast, that was awkward, big low point

    StevenA2000_uk;7259885

    okay, I was going to elaborate on the milfs, late night hotelling and all … okay, I was going to elaborate on the milfs, late night hotelling and all manner of other stuff but I agree, its dull for you so I will move on :plol....:-D



    hahaha am laughing at this one!!!! GO STEVEN !!

    p.s not that am personally wanting to hear about u and ur milfs ffs !!!!! u dirty dog:-D

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    so last year i went travelling for a couple months with my gf... only there did i see her bad sides but straight after we got back i went to NY for 10weeks.... I get back and straight away go to cophenagen with her... on the plane back i can't take it anymore so split up with her....even though we had stockholm planned and booked.

    I find a new awesome gf who is an art curator and is just as hot but also touches my creative side... i was going to be an artist before i sold out (my ex is a trader, work hard play hard type)


    then a few months into 2009 the ex starts calling again and books a holiday to portugal for us two.. my arty gf is ok with it... we get to portugal and she practically jumps on me.... i break up with the art one and start going out with the trader. we get stuck in portugal for an extra couple days cause the airport in london is closed due to snow while in portugal so she books a trip to paris for valentines (WTF) which is like a week later...

    things are going ok then they get really boring...... so boring that i want to die!

    we break up then she seduces me when i go to pick up my stuff and then things get boring again
    we break up again (about a month ago) she still has a heap of my stuff but i think i'll leave it all with her....

    so my worst experience of this year is getting away from my exgf

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    tatemze;7259922

    hmm, about a week ago, after kicking out our lodger he broke into the … hmm, about a week ago, after kicking out our lodger he broke into the house (staight through the middle of the back door) and attacked my mum, pinning her to the floor, he eventually left by being dragged of by the police with sum 'pretty' bracelets on. thats a pretty crappy experience



    like the police bit, no screaming or the like from the crim ?

    micoo;7259925

    getting my tooth broken in a basketball game and getting a rootcanal due … getting my tooth broken in a basketball game and getting a rootcanal due to itand ehhh this one is slightly more embarrassing but theres LEGO at stake :), hooked with the hottest girl ive ever hooked up with and well, id had a lot to drink and the flag simply wouldnt fly, not even half mast, that was awkward, big low point



    :w00t: sorry i had to laugh, well done you for saying it ;-)

    dog_cop;7259897

    [SIZE="7"]yes like this one :thumbsup:[/SIZE]



    favouritism? :whistling:

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    bykergrove;7259941

    so last year i went travelling for a couple months with my gf... only … so last year i went travelling for a couple months with my gf... only there did i see her bad sides but straight after we got back i went to NY for 10weeks.... I get back and straight away go to cophenagen with her... on the plane back i can't take it anymore so split up with her....even though we had stockholm planned and booked.I find a new awesome gf who is an art curator and is just as hot but also touches my creative side... i was going to be an artist before i sold out (my ex is a trader, work hard play hard type) then a few months into 2009 the ex starts calling again and books a holiday to portugal for us two.. my arty gf is ok with it... we get to portugal and she practically jumps on me.... i break up with the art one and start going out with the trader. we get stuck in portugal for an extra couple days cause the airport in london is closed due to snow while in portugal so she books a trip to paris for valentines (WTF) which is like a week later... things are going ok then they get really boring...... so boring that i want to die!we break up then she seduces me when i go to pick up my stuff and then things get boring againwe break up again (about a month ago) she still has a heap of my stuff but i think i'll leave it all with her....so my worst experience of this year is getting away from my exgf



    interesting .... sounds familiar this one :?

    StevenA2000_uk;7259885

    okay, I was going to elaborate on the milfs, late night hotelling and all … okay, I was going to elaborate on the milfs, late night hotelling and all manner of other stuff but I agree, its dull for you so I will move on :plol....:-D



    I think that would be entertaining lol

    loupomm;7259945

    :w00t: sorry i had to laugh, well done you for saying it ;-)



    :lol: i laugh at it too now, proper awkward when i see her about tho :lol:

    micoo;7259925

    getting my tooth broken in a basketball game and getting a rootcanal due … getting my tooth broken in a basketball game and getting a rootcanal due to itand ehhh this one is slightly more embarrassing but theres LEGO at stake :), hooked with the hottest girl ive ever hooked up with and well, id had a lot to drink and the flag simply wouldnt fly, not even half mast, that was awkward, [SIZE="4"]big low point[/SIZE]



    No pun intended, right? :lol:

    bossyboots;7259927

    hahaha am laughing at this one!!!! GO STEVEN !!p.s not that am … hahaha am laughing at this one!!!! GO STEVEN !!p.s not that am personally wanting to hear about u and ur milfs ffs !!!!! u dirty dog:-D



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    bitseylango;7259946

    favouritism? :whistling:



    no no its got stalking in and stufff :thumbsup:... make summat up you :santa:

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    realfriendlyman;7259963

    I think that would be entertaining lol



    oi this is my thread .. step away from the thread

    a women knocking on my door 3 weeks ago telling me she had run over my cat. Thankfully for me it wasn't my cat but a little 6 month old kitten from around the courner. Being a sunday afternoon all the vets were closed, the women who had hit the cat was a complete mess, i managed to find somewhere to take it, the PDSA which was 10 miles away. As i was driving the poor kitten and crying shaken women there the cat died :cry:
    Not a very nice day.

    StevenA2000_uk;7259967

    No pun intended, right? :lol::p



    yep :lol: was gonna wright that myself but thought that might take someones fun away :lol:

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    micoo;7259925

    getting my tooth broken in a basketball game and getting a rootcanal due … getting my tooth broken in a basketball game and getting a rootcanal due to itand ehhh this one is slightly more embarrassing but theres LEGO at stake :), hooked with the hottest girl ive ever hooked up with and well, id had a lot to drink and the flag simply wouldnt fly, not even half mast, that was awkward, big low point





    ok Micoo and I know your a top picture poster , but photos of the root canal work would help :thumbsup:

    dog_cop;7259990

    ok Micoo and I know your a top picture poster , but photos of the root … ok Micoo and I know your a top picture poster , but photos of the root canal work would help :thumbsup:



    ooohhh i thought you were gonna say.......:whistling:

    dog_cop;7259990

    ok Micoo and I know your a top picture poster , but photos of the root … ok Micoo and I know your a top picture poster , but photos of the root canal work would help :thumbsup:



    :lol: thought you were gonna ask for pics of the other thing :lol: i aint got no pics of my teeth :-(

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    leilahfun;7259984

    a women knocking on my door 3 weeks ago telling me she had run over my … a women knocking on my door 3 weeks ago telling me she had run over my cat. Thankfully for me it wasn't my cat but a little 6 month old kitten from around the courner. Being a sunday afternoon all the vets were closed, the women who had hit the cat was a complete mess, i managed to find somewhere to take it, the PDSA which was 10 miles away. As i was driving the poor kitten and crying shaken women there the cat died :cry:Not a very nice day.



    sorry cats sob stories always make me cry so I will have to disqualify you while I am drying my eyes

    Worst experience in last 12 months was being locked in toilets in Mijas, Southern Spain. The cubicle door had to be pushed from the inside to lock it. Then i realised there was no handle on the inside. There was a tiny gap under the door but not enough to get my fingers under. I shouted for someone to "help me" but for ages nobody came. Eventually an English tourist kicked the door & a very relieved Darren was free. On a serious note i hope that damn door has been fixed now - very dangerous
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