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    Your Worst films ever - List them!

    In response to odriscoll's thread for favourite films, list your worst - whether because they're rubbish or they upset you / made you sick etc...

    I'll start:

    Wild Wild West - left halfway through
    John Carpenter's Vampires - Steaming!
    Vulgar - as the title suggests - not nice
    Irreversible - Really upsetting French movie
    The Batman movies directed by Joel Schumacher (why give him a second one to screw up?)

    There's probably more, but over to you lot!

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    Hulk - Jesus christ, what on earth was that
    Wild Wild West - I really really really hate it
    Pitch Black - Fell asleep in Cinema
    Sharks Tale - Walked out of Cinema
    Dukes of Hazzard - Fell asleep in Cinema
    Slither - Fell asleep during last ten minutes, not bothered about finding out what happened either.
    Aeon Flux - Hahaha, unbearable
    Bewitched - Errrr
    Catwoman - :?

    I bought the Hulk brand new and its still never been watched!

    I can only think of one rubbish film on the top of my head :

    Wallace and Gromit : The curse of the Ware Rabbit = Utter crap.

    Titanic - Corny!!
    Pitch Black - Vin Diesel!!
    Scream 2 - Can never go to the loo at the cinema!
    Brokebank Mountain - not my cuppa
    Grease 2 - no explanation required

    I agree Hulk was pants.

    Hey, what's with all the neg on Pitch Black? I really liked that film.

    Original Poster

    I think you could probably extend it to 'anything with Vin Diesel in it'
    here's a few more:

    About Schmidt - Jack nicholson walks around for 90 minutes and drives a big van
    Ghost world - no point whatsoever
    Ocean's 12 (And 13) - George Clooney and friends on holiday in Las Vegas, make a film in their spare time

    Pledge this (Paris Hilton)

    Corrupt (Ice-T)

    This is hilariously crap, I suggest others watch it.

    Browni

    Corrupt (Ice-T)This is hilariously crap, I suggest others watch it.



    http://www.lovefilm.com/lovefilm/images/products/8/4648-medium.jpg

    Added to rental list!
    With reviews on Lovefilm like this, how can I resist?

    'This must be the worst film I have ever seen !!! I think I could do better with my camcorder. Even the music does not help it'

    'switched off within 20 minutes, prehaps one of the worst movies ever made'

    :w00t:

    to many to list ....

    But paradise lost and hostel 2 r crap !!!

    Bad Boys 2
    Starship Troopers 2 - Worst film ever made
    Hulk
    Children of the dead
    Little Man
    Blair Witch 2

    Vanilla Sky is the worst film I have ever seen, mind-numbingly boring.
    The DaVinci Code was quite dire too, compared to the book.
    Also, all Steven Seagal and Jean-Claude VanDamme films post-2000. Complete and utter trash. Think of the worst films ever made, multiply that by two, and that is the equivalent of these movies.

    King Kong was pants
    Aliens 3
    Star Wars attack of the clones

    one of the recent films i was disappointed with was wedding crashers

    Banned

    Dead or Alive - Terrible movie. It's shocking a movie can be as badly made as that was in this day and age...

    Freddy Got Fingered - My God!!

    Jay and silent bob strikes back - Really bad

    White noise - How the hell did they manage to get funding for a sequel!

    Something sisterhood of some yaya (cant remember the name)- Utter mince.

    Toybhoy

    Freddy Got Fingered - My God!!



    I used to like that a few years ago,i watched it recently utter crap

    Silent Hill - I think - it was either that or Hills have eyes. Wow - Sooo boring!!!!!

    Oceans 12 was rather dire, too - can't even remember it.

    oh and xxx2 - the xxx sequel with Ice Cube? Couldn't even be bother ed to watch it.

    Its mainly sequels which are crap,

    Scribbles

    Also, all Steven Seagal and Jean-Claude VanDamme films post-2000. … Also, all Steven Seagal and Jean-Claude VanDamme films post-2000. Complete and utter trash. Think of the worst films ever made, multiply that by two, and that is the equivalent of these movies.




    For making such a statement....death will be bestowed upon you.

    Sunshine of a spotless mind.........has ANYONE ever watched it all the way through?

    The Fountain........what the "flip" was that all about.....a bad acid trip if ever there was one on film!!

    The last 30 mins of LOTR3 Return of the King, all that happy clappy crap*y after Frodo and Sam were carried off Mount Doom by the eagles, and Sam settling down with Rosie and Frodo and Bilbo sailing off was all a bit to sugarry for me I'm afraid!

    I cried.

    I know this is a brave/stupid thing to say and will probably cause some sort of riot! :w00t:

    But, I hate all LOTR films - went to see the first at the cinema and couldn't wait for it to finish! :whistling:

    Sorry to all you fans out there and I know there are loads of you, but I just don't get it! :oops:

    Maybe it like a Marmite type of thing? You know you either love or hate? ;-)

    MrGrumpyman

    The last 30 mins of LOTR3 Return of the King, all that happy clappy … The last 30 mins of LOTR3 Return of the King, all that happy clappy crap*y after Frodo and Sam were carried off Mount Doom by the eagles, and Sam settling down with Rosie and Frodo and Bilbo sailing off was all a bit to sugarry for me I'm afraid!



    I was annoyed at that especially since its not even the proper ending

    Waynes World 2 - thats an hour and half I'll never get back, and I payed for a date to go aswell :x

    the village was bad!

    fear dot com

    oh dear, i loved the village and pitch black.

    Hudson Hawk

    Van Helsing.

    MBeeching

    Added to rental list!With reviews on Lovefilm like this, how can I … Added to rental list!With reviews on Lovefilm like this, how can I resist?'This must be the worst film I have ever seen !!! I think I could do better with my camcorder. Even the music does not help it''switched off within 20 minutes, prehaps one of the worst movies ever made':w00t:


    If I still have it (tried to sell it on numerous times after a mate pushed it on me, no-one would take it), I'll let you have it :thumbsup:

    It may have been binned though, can't remember...

    MrGrumpyman

    Sunshine of a spotless mind.........has ANYONE ever watched it all the … Sunshine of a spotless mind.........has ANYONE ever watched it all the way through?The Fountain........what the "flip" was that all about.....a bad acid trip if ever there was one on film!!



    Hmm, you've just named 2 of my favourite films of the past few years (especially Eternal Sunshine - one of the most original movies I'd seen in years).

    Still, we all have different tastes....

    Eternal Sunshine is a great film... :oops:

    Well done though everyone for reminding me how much I despise White Noise and Van Helsing :thumbsup:

    martin_909

    Hmm, you've just named 2 of my favourite films of the past few years … Hmm, you've just named 2 of my favourite films of the past few years (especially Eternal Sunshine - one of the most original movies I'd seen in years).Still, we all have different tastes....



    That's sooo true about different tastes, I really like Van Helsing, which others have slated, just goes to show eh! :-D

    suze

    I know this is a brave/stupid thing to say and will probably cause some … I know this is a brave/stupid thing to say and will probably cause some sort of riot! :w00t: But, I hate all LOTR films - went to see the first at the cinema and couldn't wait for it to finish! :whistling: Sorry to all you fans out there and I know there are loads of you, but I just don't get it! :oops: Maybe it like a Marmite type of thing? You know you either love or hate? ;-)



    LOL Suze, I love Marmite too, wonder how many other LOTR fans do too??

    Any of the newer star wars films. Utter rubbish

    Admin

    Nacho Libre.

    Not good. :giggle:

    shanecr

    oh dear, i loved the village and pitch black.


    Hey shanecr when you make solar?????
    Gotta agree I loved both these films.

    Most pointles film ever has to go to Unbreakable. I Love most comic adaptations (didn't even mind the hulk well not really) But this .....Waste of space

    Mainly sequels as said before,

    Any Rambo, Rocky after 1
    Speed 2
    Home Alone after 1
    Jaws after 1
    All Police Academy

    and of course

    Stop or my mom will shoot....classic
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