Not all do I was Circumcised 2 years ago, ended up removing my own as they got itchy and annoying.
Fairly useful for things like splinters. Good it's sterile.
Lie still and open wide madam............. I've watched House
I ain't a doctor so don't take this as advice but I have removed my own stitches on a few occasions. From my hands twice and once from my chest. It was really simple, just needed scissors to cut the knots off the thread and didn't hurt at all - until I pulled too fast and the friction built up a bit!
Suture you sir?