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Free Luxury Rabbit with £40 Spend at Love Honey
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Found 9th FebFound 9th Feb
Plus 99p Delivery till 10am Hurry, offer ends midnight Friday 9 February, or while stocks last! Click the image above this text to get your free Rabbit when you spend £40. This … Read more
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stevesipmax10 h, 47 m ago

Surely it's better just to go onto Anne Summers website. Then go onto love …Surely it's better just to go onto Anne Summers website. Then go onto love honey site and they auto give you 30 or 40% off your order. Then you get a discount on the bits and bobs that you actually want.



TheDealSnatcher10 h, 36 m ago

That’s your own prerogative stevesipmax, that’s the beauty of a deals web …That’s your own prerogative stevesipmax, that’s the beauty of a deals website, there are plenty of them, if you prefer Ann Summers and they have 30 or 40% off post the deal or head over there. I’m just posting a deal that was in my inbox this morning, if it benefits just one person, my job is done


Just to clarify what stevesipmax (probably) meant:
If you google "Ann Summers" often you get a link to Lovehoney towards the top of the list which provides 30-40-50% off. If you click on this link, you get to Lovehoney and the discount is applied to anything you add to your basket - hence the claim that you get a discount on what you actually want (on Lovehoney, not on Ann Summers).
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b1g1an14 m ago

Lol, you must be a charmer if you think that, but either way you obviously …Lol, you must be a charmer if you think that, but either way you obviously still don't understand what they wrote as a decent person would've apologised for the misunderstanding


Irony at its finest
TheDealSnatcher2 h, 39 m ago

Before getting on your high horse you should reread my comment as there is …Before getting on your high horse you should reread my comment as there is nothing malicious about it.


Lol, you must be a charmer if you think that, but either way you obviously still don't understand what they wrote as a decent person would've apologised for the misunderstanding
Easter bunny came early
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b1g1an23 m ago

Before getting snotty you should reread his post more carefully and he …Before getting snotty you should reread his post more carefully and he doesn't need to post 'the deal' as it's mentioned every time a love honey deal is added.


Before getting on your high horse you should reread my comment as there is nothing malicious about it.
Free Mantric Love Ring (worth £39.99) WYS £20 at LoveHoney - Offer Stack eg Buy 2 Pieces of One Size Lingerie & Get a Free Vibe AND Love Ring for £16.13 - see OP
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OFFER STACK @ LoveHoney Thought this was an offer worth sharing with Valentines & Mothers Day on its way. You need to use the Get Deal link & then once your basket hits £20… Read more
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I bet she likes some Gentlemens Relish on her toast in the morning...
Gah what is it with photoshopping these images, just makes them look so unnatural ffs
Probably one of the most unpractical bottle openers ive seen .Health and safety gone mad i think..!!
da11138 m ago

Ok I'll set you up for a humorous comment......I'm a bit worried about the …Ok I'll set you up for a humorous comment......I'm a bit worried about the size !!


Line it with a polo....that may help.
da11111 m ago

Ok I'll set you up for a humorous comment......I'm a bit worried about the …Ok I'll set you up for a humorous comment......I'm a bit worried about the size !!


One size fits all
Velvet Stud Cami Set in Black or Burgundy was £35 now £9.45 / Satin Cami Set was £35 now £9.45 / Hollie Babydoll was £45 now £20.25 w/code C+C @ Ann Summers (Save £10 wys £50)
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With Valentine's fast approaching I thought these would make fab gifts & if the sets in the thread don't tickle your fancy, there are lots more to choose from on site, many wit… Read more
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Yes PLEASE! All of them
"Lick me I've got great taste"

That's some weird syntax.
Great for studding, I mean studying....
THE HORN OF GONDOR!!
Bashing as I type
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Edit 29/1 30% Off Selected Lingerie + FREE Gift @ LoveHoney - Stacks with other discounts eg Lovehoney Seduce Me Push-Up Basque Set was £39.99 now £14 + FREE VIBE (worth £12.99) + Free Candle (buy 2 for £22.39 + 2 Free Vibes + 1 Free Candle)
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Found 25th JanFound 25th Jan
Edit - new offer 30% Off Selected Lingerie + Free Candle also stacks with other discounts - lots more offers below I had a quick nosey & as long as you use the Get Deal link, t… Read more
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Can someone plz let me know how to message someone on here plz?
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Now this is what I asked for, for Christmas
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Ordered some self loving stuff as I cant find a real woman. Acceptance is the first stage to happiness right?....
Cheers OP. Bought some bits. Now where's that Barry White CD, brown paper bags and paracetamol
25% off on everything at Lovehoney only today
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Just found this offer, as recently had some good deals at this site. This is only for today. They also offer discounted next day delivery in the next few hours. Do not forget to r… Read more
y-oh-y21st Jan

Be careful with 50% off at Ann Summers.My wife ordered a 10" vibe and she …Be careful with 50% off at Ann Summers.My wife ordered a 10" vibe and she received a 5" vibe!Luckily, I was able to help out ................................................... just!


See Tefal pan post:- men and sizes ! .
I would at least quote the description of original advert?
Bet they would refund and tell you to dispose of item?
RickDoyle22 m ago

I'm sorry. Who are you?


I sent you a PM last week blood.
Michael Kors Sexy Amber EDP 30ml £15.80 with code from Lloyds Pharmacy
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Found 26th Dec 2017Found 26th Dec 2017
Michael Kors Sexy Amber EDP 30ml Free click and collect Use code SHOP20 for 20 percent off. Quidco available I think at 5 percent.
paula794th Jan

I ordered mine on 22nd got a email on 29th to say busy time of year it …I ordered mine on 22nd got a email on 29th to say busy time of year it will be 48hrs. Still not got it and haven't heard anything else.


I ordered 22/12 too never had any emails to say to click and collect on a certain day. Just rang to ask where my £140 order is and they said they are very sorry they can’t fulfill it FUMING so they’ve got my payment sitting in a holding account and they are going to reverse it and it could take up to a week. Not happy. Won’t order from Lloyd’s again should be banned from here for messing all these people around
ggss5 h, 35 m ago

Did u complain curious to what excuse they gave


The excuse was via email and it was the website stock was out of sync with warehouse stock and they was sorting this out asap, i could not get through on the phone as customer service staff were put into the warehouse sorting out the delays and stock issues but as a good will gesture one of my items i bought was sent to me for free and i was refunded so not bad customer service as this is the second time they have messed up and sorted it out pretty good.
I ordered mine on 22nd got a email on 29th to say busy time of year it will be 48hrs. Still not got it and haven't heard anything else.
waterloo1st Jan

I'm going to call them up i never moan if something has been cancelled …I'm going to call them up i never moan if something has been cancelled misprice etc but this is not right it was instock then oss then in stock again at a higher price then i get a email telling it was oos when it was still instock.


Did u complain curious to what excuse they gave
oioisavaloi3 h, 18 m ago

Did anyone call or make a complaint?


I'm going to call them up i never moan if something has been cancelled misprice etc but this is not right it was instock then oss then in stock again at a higher price then i get a email telling it was oos when it was still instock.
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Lovehoney Sexiest New Year Ever kit
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Found 25th Dec 2017Found 25th Dec 2017
Bit of a workaround this one. Lovehoney have this set on promo down to £40. But it's also on a "Buy two, save 20%" offer. So add this: https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=… Read more
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It sold out about half an hour after I posted it. Just hasn't been expired yet.
SOLD OUT!
I managed to get 50% discount Thanks op
I might buy this with some chocolates for the mrs and if she doesn't like the chocolates she can go f__k herself 🤣
Good website....
3 X Male Silicone rings Stronger Harder Longer Pleasure 0.93p delivered @ gearbest
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Help control premature ejaculation ● Stronger and harder erections with more intense orgasms ● Super strong to effectively help maintain your erection and improve you… Read more
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89quidyoucantgowrong5 h, 3 m ago

A whimoweh, a whimoweh, a whimoweh, a whimoweh, in the jungle, the mighty …A whimoweh, a whimoweh, a whimoweh, a whimoweh, in the jungle, the mighty jungle your cock drops off tonight.


Okay, I'd better explain that I was referring to The Lion Sleeps Tonight by, er, Tight Fit. It was supposed to be funny
Purchased a dozen to use as napkin rings for Christmas Day.
Ann Summers sexy elf outfit now £7.49 w/code + £3.95 Delivery @ Bargain Crazy
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Found 18th Dec 2017Found 18th Dec 2017
£3.95 delivery or free over £10
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Brillaint prices but absolute horrible customer services especially if you speak to Karen you’d think she was the customer and was upset deliveries aren’t as agreed on confirmation nothing to say sorry unless a real bargain and you need buy but hope you don’t have a problem or better still stay clear of the company
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cb-uk13 m ago

Would a larger image help?[Image]


Much appreciated cb-uk. The likeness is uncanny but it's out of stock in size 32 unfortunately
cb-uk11 m ago

Would a larger image help?[Image]


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20% off your next order at Lovehoney
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Found 12th Dec 2017Found 12th Dec 2017
From a leaflet: Visit http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/xmas17 and a 20% discount will be applied automatically. Can be used in conjunction with ALL other special offers and discounts.… Read more
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SFP_NooDLe15th Dec

Do you get the £5 after you've completed checkout or before? I'm at the …Do you get the £5 after you've completed checkout or before? I'm at the stage where I enter my card details and pay but so far no option to open an account and get an extra reward.


It was after you complete the order for me
what the hell is this site!? i came for manuka, i left with.. well. it aint going in my porridge.
impossiblyblack13th Dec

Thanks!There's next day delivery for 99p if you order before 10AM, and …Thanks!There's next day delivery for 99p if you order before 10AM, and then if you select "do not save my details" when you checkout, they'll offer you £5 of reward points to create an account. Not bad!


Do you get the £5 after you've completed checkout or before? I'm at the stage where I enter my card details and pay but so far no option to open an account and get an extra reward.
Thanks!

There's next day delivery for 99p if you order before 10AM, and then if you select "do not save my details" when you checkout, they'll offer you £5 of reward points to create an account. Not bad!
Nothing wrong with a bit of self love 😔
Benefit big beautiful eyes kit - £11.93 (free C+C) @ Harvey Nichols
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Benefit big beautiful eyes kit. Palette. Found in Harvery Nicholl. With black friday discount works out at 11.93. If you sign up to their rewards you also get free delivery rather … Read more
Tiny pallette fit in the palm of my hand I returned mine
Just ordered for my son's girlfriend, thank you
THANK YOU SO MUCH I missed out on the previous offers that were on here and at least here I can order just the one (the Boots one you had to buy three)
Michael Kors Sexy Amber Eau de Parfum Spray 100ml Gift Set £36.90 @ Escentual - code BLACK10 10% off
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Michael Kors Women Eau de Parfum Spray 100ml Gift Set £31.50 Women Eau de Parfum Rollerball 10ml, Women Body lotion 100ml. Michael Kors Gold Collection Gift Set 3 x 30ml £34.0… Read more
They cancelled my order for some reason
Great price for 100ml Ordered mine,,ty
Ordered thanks,looks like a cracking deal
Shimano SLX M7000 175mm 32T chainset only £52.50 @ merlin Cycles
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Bargain 11 speed chainset with a 32t chainring these are £59.99 on crc and they don't include a chainring which are easily £25+on top i just rang merlin cycles and the chinaline … Read more
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Check out the Xt rear derailleur for a bargain £42.50 as wel
Master Series Plug Your Hole Open Mouth Leather Head Harness £6.84 (Prime) / £10.83 (non Prime) at Amazon
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Found 25th Oct 2017Found 25th Oct 2017
Dispatched from and sold by Amazon This unique head harness and gag system provides and unforgettable mood for you and your submissive lover, simply by fitting the straps over the… Read more
michaeljb3 h, 45 m ago

Hmmm i don't know, 'bride' sound expensive. I've build up quite the hoard …Hmmm i don't know, 'bride' sound expensive. I've build up quite the hoard of starwars collectables over the years, would hate to lose half of it to a divorce settlement once she gets her green papers. Nothing sadder than seeing a mint collectable Chewy separated from a limited edition Han


How have you not been snapped up sooner???
smallsteve5 h, 48 m ago

Here you go brother, and don’t pay with PayPal as they will sting you on t …Here you go brother, and don’t pay with PayPal as they will sting you on the currency conversion*:www.russianbrides. com* I should know, as I have bought three already.


Hmmm i don't know, 'bride' sound expensive. I've build up quite the hoard of starwars collectables over the years, would hate to lose half of it to a divorce settlement once she gets her green papers. Nothing sadder than seeing a mint collectable Chewy separated from a limited edition Han
michaeljb17 h, 55 m ago

Im to embarressed to even click the link, this is the internet, surely i …Im to embarressed to even click the link, this is the internet, surely i cant be the only 40yo virgin on here?


Here you go brother, and don’t pay with PayPal as they will sting you on the currency conversion*:

www.russianbrides. com

* I should know, as I have bought three already.
VSUKWizard15 h, 21 m ago

Oh my God...I'm Doooomed.


Not doomed, just thrashed to within an inch of your life you WORTHLESS piece of …

Sorry, delivery due today and just getting some practice in early!
Nooky sex range in poundland £1 each
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Poundland have launched a new nooky range joy ring vibrating love ring finger fun stimulator blue pills for men Pink vitality supplements for her lube ge
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Nooky for a nicker, I can't bear it.
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Nut82uk9 h, 48 m ago

That's all well and good but Caroline's carpet looks dog rough.


Go and troll somewhere else you sad, pathetic waste of space.
That's all well and good but Caroline's carpet looks dog rough.
crazylegs1 h, 38 m ago

Really!!!!!People are taking pills and putting things up em, from …Really!!!!!People are taking pills and putting things up em, from Poundland!.Good luck with that..I can see a spate of doctors appointments all being booked in the next week or so



Whole lot safer than swallowing tablets from Currys and putting things up 'em from Screwfix, although whoever thought up the names Screwfix and Toolstation could just as easily have opened a chain of sex shops!
Edited by: "gazdoubleu" 25th Sep 2017
Really!!!!!
People are taking pills and putting things up em, from Poundland!.

Good luck with that..

I can see a spate of doctors appointments all being booked in the next week or so
Durex Surprise Me Variety Condoms - Pack of 40 for £14.93 (37p each) S&S £14.18 -  (Prime or FREE Delivery in the UK on orders over £20)
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Cheap - Seems to be cheapest ever at this price, works out at 37p a pop. 10x thin feel 10x extra safe 10x tickle me 10x pleasure me This product usually sells for £18+
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Ordered these a few years ago and I wasn't in at the time of delivery and they got delivered to old lady next door who thought the package was for her and opened it

Be warned that the thin feel ones break far to easily
^^^And usually they never have enough meat either.

Yeap, it's 70s Carry On movie innuendo time. lol
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Interesting fact of the day.
Ribbed condoms don’t taste like ribs.
LocoMoFo99994 h, 38 m ago

Came for the comments.....



Really? They made you feel that good did they. Fair enough.
Came for the comments.....
Upto 70% off Blowout sale off plus £5 off a £35 spend plus free delivery eg Seduce Me push-up chemise set was £34.99 now £20 @ Lovehoney
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Up to 70% loads of items including toys, lube, underwear and lingerie and in the Lovehoney blowout sale - go to get deal and enter code AFFUKJUNE05 to give you £5 off a £35 spen… Read more
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Love the discount code - I agree!
sirmaggie

Bit chubby for me I'm afraid


You require a skinny woman to appreciate your little ****
Ordered £58 of stuff - £5 off with the code, and then a further £5 off as new customer (2,500 "Oh! points" on signup). Also TCB, so potentially another £6 off.

Cheers!
Just asking but what's the equivalent sizing to for example a 17.5" inch collar and 38" waste.?
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