Perhaps a warning to wear clothes when using. Visuals are better when slightly inebriated.
I have a Titan one from Screwfix, very similar and was same price. Probably the best investment in garden kit I ever made so heat for this cock and balls version!
Why is there the shape of a cock & balls cut out of it?
From the rest of the reviews, it seems like you weren't using it properly. Perhaps you were befuddled.
I bought one and I took it back befuddled out was crap. Struggles with branches thicker than 1 inch.