Oft smoking hot answer there Dave, you are on the board (lol)
You missed adding something about bacon or how vegans think they are morally superior but other than that quite a good score (lol)
I’ll take - Tastes good for vegan Totally plastic and destroys the environment Adidas are an immoral company Hahahaahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahaha pleather, couldn’t sell this years ago and now stick vegan on it and those idiots buy it up. How did I score?
Let’s play hilarious anti-vegan jibes bingo shall we. Believe me whatever your going to put 1) it’s not funny. 2) vegan have heard it before numerous times already.
Wonder how many vegans goes into each pair