Posted 4 June 2012

What should you do if your cat dies?

Yes, thats right, you turn it into a helicopter!!!

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  1. danmc's avatar
    I'm sick and I found that sick.
  2. deleted42588's avatar
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  3. deleted42588's avatar
    jonny619447

    Well why don't you trap it and see what you can come up with. I await the … Well why don't you trap it and see what you can come up with. I await the misc pics.



    I did trap a neighbours cat once in my shed where it lived for about 10 days (by accident - I'm not that cruel!) There were fliers on posts etc and one through our letter box asking us to check the shed. I took no notice. Eventually I had to get something from the shed and opened the door. Jeez it stank. Pee and poo everywhere.... and a rather emanciated looking cat.

    You would have thought that experience would stop it coming back for a dump..... nope it wasnt long before it was back again. It would have made a good helicoptor on account of its lack of weight!

    This is the cat the last time I saw it.

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  4. slamdunkin's avatar
    I think this is the first time I've ever wanted a cat.
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  6. mrman007's avatar
    I am not a cat lover but, Poor old cat!!
  7. MrToast's avatar
    A Catapult would have been better

  8. deleted42588's avatar
    Is it possible to order one? Do you need to suppiy your own cat or do they?
  9. chuckiedoll's avatar
    Just wrong!
  10. deleted139085's avatar
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    Is it possible to order one? Do you need to suppiy your own cat or do … Is it possible to order one? Do you need to suppiy your own cat or do they?



    Also does the cat have to be dead?

    I feel these are all valid questions.
  11. whingygit's avatar
    god,i had this book years ago....seem to remember the cats bottom being used as a pencil sharpener! ha
  12. deleted42588's avatar
    jonny619447

    Also does the cat have to be dead?I feel these are all valid questions.



    I wonder if they could attached angel wings so next door will continue to believe their disgusting vile cat that craps in my garden is a little angel thats flying over their house. Actually I wonder if it comes with a bomb bay?
  13. MrToast's avatar
    It already has a bomb bay, thats where them little parcels over your garden come from
  14. deleted139085's avatar
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    I wonder if they could attached angel wings so next door will continue … I wonder if they could attached angel wings so next door will continue to believe their disgusting vile cat that craps in my garden is a little angel thats flying over their house. Actually I wonder if it comes with a bomb bay?



    Well why don't you trap it and see what you can come up with.

    I await the misc pics.
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  16. greatest666's avatar
    It looks so happy.
  17. Monkeybumcheeks's avatar
    The irony.....

    The cat spends it's whole life trying to catch birds.... now it can fly just like one !
  18. Monkeybumcheeks's avatar
    D'ya think he'd be able to turn my tortoise into a monster truck ?
  19. justingalore's avatar
    what the f%ck is this!.. My cat is looking over my shoulder - this will be awful to him
  20. thrustmaster's avatar
    I reckon we should all chip some money in to have the artist stuffed and turned into a helicopter when he dies. All in the name of art ofc..
  21. brett1985's avatar
    thrustmaster

    I reckon we should all chip some money in to have the artist stuffed and … I reckon we should all chip some money in to have the artist stuffed and turned into a helicopter when he dies. All in the name of art ofc..



    Least it wont be a struggle to locate the cockpit.
  22. souljacker's avatar
    Obviously didn't like his cat much if he did that to it after it died, weirdo oO
  23. veedubjai's avatar
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    I believe I can fly...I believe I can touch the sky...

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    5...4...3...2...1...We have lift off.
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  25. greatest666's avatar
    was it schrodinger's cat?
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