Posted 6 May 2011

Why do Americans always think the British have bad teeth?

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  1. gari189's avatar
    Sy - you've been warned about self promotion before X)

    As for the americans - blame Austin Powers because they believe every thing they see in the movies...

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  2. alternate's avatar
    Called a stereotype. Why do we think all Americans are fat and/or stupid - because a lot of them are.
  3. bishibashi's avatar
    We don't have to pay for braces privately. Leads to loads of adults with genetically bad teeth that look fine due to brace correction. Passed onto children as people with bad teeth are not sexually filtered out via rejection from opposite sex (who may also be hiding bad teeth in their genetics). More bad teeth. More braces. Cycle continues. Simples.
  4. JonnyTwoToes's avatar
    Link?
  5. Nash's avatar
    Isn't it obvious, along with many that don't think personal hygiene is important too!
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  6. cdm22's avatar
    because most of them do?!
  7. deleted52728's avatar
    JonnyTwoToes

    Link?



    As requested
  8. arcangel111's avatar
    Don't know how they have the cheek - talk about Pot calling Kettle....

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  9. magicbeans's avatar
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  10. riteondeals's avatar
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    at least it isn't as bad as them inbred hillbillies and there lack of teeth
  11. Simon's avatar
    gari189

    Sy - you've been warned about self promotion before X)



    But it's my bestest happiest smile
  12. deleted13853's avatar
    Gotta admit, I have not yet come across an American with bad teeth, except the ones who don't live in a house.
  13. deleted15884's avatar
    I thought everyone in the states were born with braces.

    School photos are a nightmare trying to prevent flash reflection.
  14. DragonChris's avatar
    They think the English have bad teeth for the same reason they think the Irish are alcoholics, the Scottish are all ginger and the Welsh are sheep-sh*ggers.

    Because they're idiots (except they're spot on about the last one :D)
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  15. AAARRR's avatar
    Although Americans also could have bad teeth, most people who are on tv(celebrities) have white sparkly teeth but British people who are on tv have yellow teeth...however high they are paid, including Jeremy Clarkson...
    For god's sake, spend a few bucks on teeth whitening and maintaining and make Britishers proud!!!
    [img]t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSfFwuwYsEDowSS4FkbqJXvZoesoxbCFNT_mlpJDmr6syUmCZWFfg[/img]
  16. sancho1983's avatar
    Don't they add a lot of fluoride to the water supply over there?

  17. Simon's avatar
    sancho1983

    Don't they add a lot of fluoride to the water supply over there?



    Don't get the conspiricists started.........next thing you know we'll be being told they add sperm to ours and read our minds. oO X)
  18. deleted278023's avatar
    Do they really think that?! Cheek
  19. master_chief's avatar
    They are a little more obsessed with teeth than we are. It's just a cultural thing. Our teeth are fine, just not up to their standards generally.
  20. FilthAndFurry's avatar
    Because they take care of their teeth better (in general). That obviously doesn't apply to all Americans or all Brits, but they have a point.
  21. stgeorge's avatar
    FilthAndFurry

    Because they take care of their teeth better (in general). That obviously … Because they take care of their teeth better (in general). That obviously doesn't apply to all Americans or all Brits, but they have a point.



    Do they, everyone I know look after their teeth?
    A huge amount of Americans really do believe everything they see in the movies, I think they take more care of their appearance than they do their brains hence why British people are so much smarter
  22. deleted124453's avatar
    Yes it's true Americans use more toothpaste than us and also get a bigger dose of Fluoride, which explains precisely why the are so Stupid and Gullible.

    Bad Teeth but better brains FTW!
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  23. deleted265520's avatar
    We all have massive teeth and enjoy tea and crumpets. I'd take that as we don't have to put up with Hill Billys, Hollywood divas, confusing federal laws and Miley Cyrus.
  24. cdm22's avatar
    dtovey89

    We all have massive teeth and enjoy tea and crumpets. I'd take that as we … We all have massive teeth and enjoy tea and crumpets. I'd take that as we don't have to put up with Hill Billys, Hollywood divas, confusing federal laws and Miley Cyrus.



    Instead we have chav scroats, Jordan/Jodie Price/Kerry Catona/bint of the week, and Britains got Talent/XFactor. At least over there they have more room to get away from these people!
  25. stgeorge's avatar
    cdm22

    Instead we have chav scroats, Jordan/Jodie Price/Kerry Catona/bint of the … Instead we have chav scroats, Jordan/Jodie Price/Kerry Catona/bint of the week, and Britains got Talent/XFactor. At least over there they have more room to get away from these people!





    I've seen the movies, have you seen what happens if you move out to the sticks in America?

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    This American fella's got bad teeth as well.

  26. stgeorge's avatar
    bishibashi

    We don't have to pay for braces privately. Leads to loads of adults with … We don't have to pay for braces privately. Leads to loads of adults with genetically bad teeth that look fine due to brace correction. Passed onto children as people with bad teeth are not sexually filtered out via rejection from opposite sex (who may also be hiding bad teeth in their genetics). More bad teeth. More braces. Cycle continues. Simples.




    False advertising, they should ban braces & cosmetic surgery.
  27. deleted265520's avatar
    cdm22

    Instead we have chav scroats, Jordan/Jodie Price/Kerry Catona/bint of the … Instead we have chav scroats, Jordan/Jodie Price/Kerry Catona/bint of the week, and Britains got Talent/XFactor. At least over there they have more room to get away from these people!



    How did I forget such scum?
    Thanks for reminding me - where's the nearest woods so I can go hang myself.
  28. deleted8460's avatar
    AR03

    Although Americans also could have bad teeth, most people who are on … Although Americans also could have bad teeth, most people who are on tv(celebrities) have white sparkly teeth but British people who are on tv have yellow teeth...however high they are paid, including Jeremy Clarkson...For god's sake, spend a few bucks on teeth whitening and maintaining and make Britishers proud!!![img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSfFwuwYsEDowSS4FkbqJXvZoesoxbCFNT_mlpJDmr6syUmCZWFfg[/img]




    What is wrong with Clarkson's teeth. It is not NORMAL for teeth to be WHITE..............or are we all just so used to seeing abnormal white teeth on anyone who ventures on TV. Good on Clarkson for not being pressured into conforming oO
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