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Updated: August 27, 2015

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Up to half price sale @ LoveHoney

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Just seen this advertised on the TV, hope it helps someone! Delivery is free if you spend over £20: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/help/delivery/ And you can get 10% cashback on quidco or 16.16% - 21.21…
Macy32 AvatarMacy321m, 1w agoFound 1 month, 1 week ago9 Comments
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couponchaser
They offer student discount too! Just noticed.
Biggunspaul
Purchased a pair of knickers from them for my Mrs just before Christmas,the quality was very poor,they had a massive hole in the crotch,

And no it wasn't hers
therealclaireh
The sale is pretty poor this year a lot of the stuff in the sale especially own brand items are regularly on offer at similar prices
kelsbels12
thanks. order placed :D
bilbob
pennyfarthing88
think it also acts as one of them stun gun thingys.
It certainly would 'stun' them...

Edited By: bilbob on Dec 28, 2015 23:42
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Lingerie from £20.99 with free Vibrator worth £19.99, free delivery and 10% Quidco @ lovehoney

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Should be a good deal for someone. Lingerie and a USB charged vibrator delivered for under £20 after quidco. All items get good reviews.
macfall Avatarmacfall1m, 3w agoFound 1 month, 3 weeks ago38 Comments
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Pro1
This comes up as ended - has anyone been able to buy this recently?
chickentikkaman
rand0m
http://i.imgur.com/SlpYLE9.jpg
I was just here for this image.
me too
http://new1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/4796429+_7526c922f1051459048989b03a30acbd.gif
DARKSABER
Jizzmeister
Can we get a close-up of the goods please?
Is sniffing distance good enough for you ? (_;)
littletime
I don't get it - is the idea that you dress up in sexy underwear only to content yourself alone with a rubberised sex toy? (which you could do wearing joggers and a fleece)

Edited By: littletime on Dec 25, 2015 23:24
rand0m
http://i.imgur.com/SlpYLE9.jpg

I was just here for this image.
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You to can be a Harry Potter in the Bedroom with a Magic Wand 34.99 @ Love honey go on have a flutter

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Magical - Stronger, quieter and more powerful than ever before, the Lovehoney Deluxe Magic Wand is the ultimate Magic Wand massager. Get endless power at the slide of a finger, from a gentle flutter t…
TheEnglander AvatarTheEnglander2m, 2w agoFound 2 months, 2 weeks agoAdd Comment
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18+ TENGA Black Flip Hole Masturbator £44.00 Delivered @ LoveHoney

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18+ Only. Cheapest I've ever seen it for! Currently 30% off. these are well over £60 elsewhere. + FREE TENGA Deep Throat Onacup with Flip Holes & Lube for free. The TENGA Black Flip Hole Masturbator…
flang Avatarflang4m, 1w agoFound 4 months, 1 week ago29 Comments
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1616french
I seriously thought this was a new different version of the game JENGA,I only read the TENGA bit before clicking on the deal link.
Imagine my surprise!!

Edited By: 1616french on Oct 02, 2015 17:57
bowie87
0liverr
Can I return it if it doesn't fit in my bumhole? Please say it's 14 day money back guarantee.


​actually can return 365days after no questions asked....
Chuck_Norris
So you're supposed to hold onto this... whilst it holds onto your 'Johnson'... so you can choke the Bishop?

I'm getting too old for this crap.

Back in the day we had something a little like this. It was called a 'girlfriend'.
therealclaireh
0liverr
Can I return it if it doesn't fit in my bumhole? Please say it's 14 day money back guarantee.
better than that 365 day returns on Lovehoney
adam4007
0liverr
Can I return it if it doesn't fit in my bumhole? Please say it's 14 day money back guarantee.


lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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Lovehoney Oh! Rabbit Silicone Rabbit Vibrator £20.00

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this was priced at £32.99 down to £20. Product Description Up the orgasm factor with the Lovehoney Oh! Rabbit Vibrator, a mightily pleasurable soft silicone toy based on the best-selling Jessica Rabb…
kiwi12 Avatarkiwi124m, 2w agoFound 4 months, 2 weeks ago19 Comments
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dealerxxx
Why would anyone use a rabbit to vibrate!!!!
ianplatts
kiwi12
ianplatts
why would you want to vibrate a rabbit?


​why would you want to shoot one ?


​I don't want to shoot one.
therealclaireh
sexyshelk135
Why so cold I though this would get good vibes ( sorry could not resist that ). Hot for me spice up yah life
Heat from me as it's a good price i think part of the reason for it going cold people see the affiliate link when they click to open the deal and think the OP put it there for their own gain (these are automatically put in and how HUKD makes money)
kiwi12
ianplatts
why would you want to vibrate a rabbit?


​why would you want to shoot one ?
ianplatts
why would you want to vibrate a rabbit?
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Cupid's Mini Bullet Vibrator £3.00 + delivery @ LoveHoney £5.50

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Deal of The Day..... £3 is a steal
bash88 Avatarbash884m, 4w agoFound 4 months, 4 weeks ago25 Comments
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gorgo2015
Why spend £3 when one can use a mobile phone nowadays?
therealclaireh
That bullet will be £3 for several more days maybe even a couple of weeks it's part of a £3 sale blow out http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/special-offers/5535/ there's a whole bunch of toys, lingerie, gifts in the offer buy 7 items in the offer get free delivery
leelyons
New lightsaber ?
fanpages
snowflake75
I thought it was a flask

"inb4" (not literally)...

Thіѕ guy јυѕt ѕtаrtеd аt hіѕ nеw job, working аt a porno shop. Hіѕ boss comes out аnd tells hіm thаt hе hаѕ tο leave fοr a whіlе, аnd “саn уου soubriquet іt?”

Thе nеw employee іѕ somewhat loath, bυt wіth thе boss’s clear comments hе finally agrees. Sο, thе guy іѕ thеrе bу himself fοr a small whіlе аnd a white woman comes іn. Shе qυеѕtіοnѕ

“Hοw much fοr thе white dildo?”

Hе аnѕwеrѕ, “$35.”

Shе, “Hοw much fοr thе black one?”

Hе, “$35 fοr thе black one, $35 fοr thе white one.”

Shе, “I rесkοn I’ll take thе black one. I’ve bу nο means hаd a black one before.” Shе pays hіm, аnd οff ѕhе goes.

A small bit later a black woman comes іn аnd qυеѕtіοnѕ

“Hοw much fοr thе black dildo?”

Hе, “$35.”

Shе, “Hοw much fοr thе white one?”

Hе, “$35 fοr thе white one, $35 fοr thе black one.”

Shе, “I rесkοn I’ll take thе white one. I’ve bу nο means hаd a white one before.” Shе pays hіm, аnd οff ѕhе goes.

Abουt аn hour later a young blonde woman comes іn аnd qυеѕtіοnѕ, “Hοw much аrе уουr dildos?” Hе, “$35 fοr thе white, $35 fοr thе black.”

Shе, Hοw much іѕ thаt plaid one οn thе shelf?”

Hе, “Well, thаt’s a very special dildo іt’ll cost уου $165.”

Shе thinks fοr a moment аnd аnѕwеrѕ, “I’ll take thе plaid one, I’ve bу nο means hаd a plaid one before.” Shе pays hіm, аnd οff ѕhе goes.

Finally, thе guy’s boss returns аnd qυеѕtіοnѕ, “Hοw dіd уου dο whіlе I wаѕ gone?” Tο whісh thе saleman responded, “I dіd really ехсеllеnt, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, аnd I sold уουr thermos fοr $165!”
Maxow
finnmaccool
professorEX
im 12, what is this?
A grown up letting on he's 12.
No, a 12 year pretending to be an adult.
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Free Restraint Kit at Lovehoney with £20.00 spend

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Free* Luxury restraint bondage kit worth £54.99 when you spend £20 online at Lovehoney - it's also Free delivery over £20 too. Comes with everything you need to lash your other half to the bed and t…
vadimbj Avatarvadimbj5m, 1w agoFound 5 months, 1 week ago11 Comments
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jaseblazefan
this is a great thing, fit restraints chain her up then put blindfold on her, slip out to pub for a few hours
benshaw627
Its amazing how much you can charge for rubbish when you put a brand like fifty shades on the box, I swear this is left over stock from the saw branded bondage kit from a few years back.
OrribleHarry
vadimbj
PS - cant post bigger pics because the work's proxy is blocking it!


​Your former employer will laugh at this.
donaldduck2
Roll of gaffer tape is much cheaper.
vadimbj
No body would pay that - the point is that if you fancy spending £20 on your OH for a bit of fun (they have a vast array of items on offer anyway far cheaper than the usual suspects) then you get a little something extra for nothing!
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Lovehoney Covet Me Mesh Strappy Crotchless Briefs Black £3 + £2.95 del (£5.95)

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This is reduced from £11.99. Probably because of the £8.99 worth of fabric missing from rear! Plus £2.95 postage - YouDontWantToKnow
wudipest Avatarwudipest5m, 2w agoFound 5 months, 2 weeks ago130 Comments
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getmeone
Mike000999000
Do You realize? In a few years when they invent Robot women for men, and Robot men for women + vice versa.
I will NO longer have to put up with women, like my bitch girlfriend!
I`ll have to put up with a Bitch robot instead!?
You might win an argument though. The robots will probably use logic!!!
LOUGHBORO GUY
Will the bitch robot wear a tena light ?
Mike000999000
Do You realize? In a few years when they invent Robot women for men, and Robot men for women + vice versa.
I will NO longer have to put up with women, like my bitch girlfriend!

I`ll have to put up with a Bitch robot instead!?
LOUGHBORO GUY
Old_King_Doran
Dat ass, Dat ass
Bend over my knee my dear I want give six of the best
Old_King_Doran


Dat ass, Dat ass
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Free Vibrator worth £49.99 when you buy two lingerie sets @ Lovehoney

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The cheapest sets are £15 and £17 respectively so you would need to spend at least £32 to get the free £50 vibe.
Maclairey AvatarMaclairey6m, 1w agoFound 6 months, 1 week ago23 Comments
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ukripper
Makes sense to get free goods.
Lingerie lass showing dildo how to dress...
Wancarlo
voted hot just for the funny comments lol
gidsterc
filth...
ELVIS_THE_PELVIS
summerof76
ELVIS_THE_PELVIS
summerof76
ELVIS_THE_PELVIS
summerof76
Joe90_guy
Or you could just find yourself a boyfriend like everyone else. Just remember a vibrator can't change a flat tyre, reach things in tall cupboards or carry the suitcases when you go on holiday...
I could find a boyfriend but I don't think my husband would approve :p You missed the joke on a buzzin good deal D!ck
I'm her secret lover... your assuming she's straight. oO
The game has been given away oO thanks luv <3
cool. make sure you brush your teeth in the morning oO:D
Only if i can come up to take a breather :p
you or I?
summerof76
ELVIS_THE_PELVIS
summerof76
ELVIS_THE_PELVIS
summerof76
Joe90_guy
Or you could just find yourself a boyfriend like everyone else. Just remember a vibrator can't change a flat tyre, reach things in tall cupboards or carry the suitcases when you go on holiday...
I could find a boyfriend but I don't think my husband would approve :p You missed the joke on a buzzin good deal D!ck
I'm her secret lover... your assuming she's straight. oO
The game has been given away oO thanks luv <3
cool. make sure you brush your teeth in the morning oO:D
Only if i can come up to take a breather :p
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sex toy bundles £40.00 @ lovehoney

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Looks like a good deal, don't tell you what each one contains but some of them seem like 120 quid of stuff for 40. Can send back for free if you don't like the selection Can use with free vibe code f…
happenstance Avatarhappenstance6m, 2w agoFound 6 months, 2 weeks ago10 Comments
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happenstance
Wow this got cold. I've ordered anyway.
aaron1001
Wonder whether it's possible to send my wife back in a gimp suit
single_lonely
crank_girl
where it says couple is that m-f, f-f or m-m?
m-f.
crank_girl
where it says couple is that m-f, f-f or m-m?
copthis1banned
pookypony
copthis1
yipykayay
copthis1
Can you send them back after they've been rammed in and out of various orifices?
Yes
You can return anything for any reason, even if you just didn't like it, including if it's been opened, worn or used.
Wonder if anyone has ever returned stuff covered in ermmm 'leftovers'.
There goes my breakfast oO

Jumbo sausage and a couple of plum tomatoes?

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Edited By: copthis1 on Jul 25, 2015 12:58
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Free £35 Vibrator when you spend £10.00 @ Lovehoney

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Spend £10 before midnight Sunday and get a free FSOG vibrator worth £35. You could spend the £10 on batteries ;-)
Maclairey AvatarMaclairey6m, 2w agoFound 6 months, 2 weeks ago79 Comments
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Matt37UK
zombrex
Matt37UK
zombrex
sunnyhot
banging deal
Can't beat a good cervix banging
​knob

Traditionally yes, or a vibrator depends really on the lady in question.

PS i sense anger your wife traded you in for one of these?


​you are a cockwomble
zombrex
Matt37UK
zombrex
sunnyhot
banging deal
Can't beat a good cervix banging
​knob

Traditionally yes, or a vibrator depends really on the lady in question.

PS i sense anger your wife traded you in for one of these?
Jonnyblock
Matt37UK
zombrex
sunnyhot
banging deal
Can't beat a good cervix banging
​knob

With a knob, yes.
Beetlemama
That is, without a doubt, the smallest vib I've ever seen. Don't cough!
wenttoabetterplace
Si1
Hum I have a predicament ....a super annoying housemate who keeps using and leaving out all the kitchen appliances, plates, cutlery, cups everything dirty on the sides for days!.... I've been thinking about cooking or baking something in front of him in a way that will make him not want to use things again.... So are these any good for whipping cream? do they come silicone covered - heat resistant? Any useful suggestions pls?

If your housemate has no issue with living in a world of grime, then he'll have no issue with you whipping some cream with a vibrator ;)

There's no good way to confront a lazy housemate. You just have to sit down (ideally with your other housemates), and explain why his behaviour isn't really fair. From experience, such people aren't doing it intentionally. They often just come from situations where (m)others do everything for them!

Good luck!
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Lovehoney Crotchless Knickers £5.00

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Really nice stuff. Lovely boyshort looks gorgeous and perfect size. You both will enjoy it. Sorry folks forget to let you know, if you buy for £10 or less there will be £2.5 delivery cost.
Sombody768 AvatarSombody7687m, 4w agoFound 7 months, 4 weeks ago80 Comments
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john2020md
redcantona
Cold. No size XXXXL.
lol :)
Martini
MEGAONE
Am absolutely positive my other half won't enjoy the sight of me in these lacy boy shorts.Lol oO
Go on, give your wife a laugh! :-)
fanpages
copthis1
You never know what's tucked under a hijab................
jihadijulz
Lots of dots........seemingly according to your response :)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51STSWC7VYL.jpg
jihadijulz
copthis1
jihadijulz
fanpages
copthis1
Shouldn't you be in Syria?
jihadijulz
Why what's there?
Syrias discussions.
More Syrias than crotchless Knicks??
You never know what's tucked under a hijab................

Lots of dots........seemingly according to your response :)
jihadijulz
fanpages
copthis1
Shouldn't you be in Syria?
jihadijulz
Why what's there?
fanpages
Syrias discussions.
jihadijulz
More Syrias than crotchless Knicks??
What could be less fanny than that?

Copthis1 calls his babyhood little jihadist...as fanny and pants as that
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15% off when you spend £40 plus FREE delivery @ LoveHoney

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15% off when you spend £40+ and get Free delivery No code required
NeoTrix AvatarNeoTrix9m, 1w agoFound 9 months, 1 week agoAdd Comment
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3 Toys for £10.00 @ LoveHoney + Free Delivery

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Save up to £16.97
Itsbowtime AvatarItsbowtime9m, 1w agoFound 9 months, 1 week ago3 Comments
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qbs
Cold. There's no Lego.
ciarandanielbyrne1
Christmas sorted, one for me mum, me nan and me dads mam gran
sofiasar
Is her bra a toy? come on
it must be logo at least
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Dreamgirl Black Diamond Sheer Suspender Tank Bodystocking - £12.99 delivered @ LOVEHONEY

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Gorgeous sheer black bodystocking with scoop neck and revealing midriff. Save it for special nights! Thong not included. Special offer! 2 for £20 Bodystockings
transit Avatartransit9m, 3w agoFound 9 months, 3 weeks ago28 Comments
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LOUGHBORO GUY
What a peach
deeky
http://s6.postimg.org/pyp4zvtmp/screenshot_10.png
chunky007
Lovely view though, any morning pics lol
PLANKT0N0
Crawley_Electronics
Plastic boobs don't do it for me..........


as if youd seriously say no !!.. and Loughboro always sums these things up succinctly...and i agree with his comment....heat added!
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Crawley_Electronics
Plastic boobs don't do it for me..........

I bet she,s got more money on her plastic and house payed off,and to top it looking well fit.
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Rene Rofe Criss-Cross Strap Crotchless Fishnet Bodystocking 33%OFF- £10.00 DELIVERED @ LOVEHONEY

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This crotchless fishnet bodystocking features a sexy criss-cross strap back for a stylish and wonderfully erotic look. Dare to reveal all in this deep-v-neck all-in-one fishnet body for a night to rem…
transit Avatartransit9m, 3w agoFound 9 months, 3 weeks ago89 Comments
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Misterstiff
Wear it back to front guy's, it is sure to scare the neibours..
jcodonne
johnsmith1997
jcodonne
Thanks, great present for my mum. Heat Added
Your mum a milf? :p
I would!
johnsmith1997
jcodonne
Thanks, great present for my mum. Heat Added
Your mum a milf? :p
johnsmith1997
SavvySue
transit
SavvySue
A bit too tacky for my taste. If I wanted to look like a carp tangled in a fishermans net I'd get ma sen darn ta local canal for a paddle like.
Did a Yorkshire man hijack your keyboard and finish your sentence? oO
Haha, nope! I'm a Yorkshire lass ya spoon :D
The name SavvySue might might be a hint.:)
transit
SavvySue
transit
SavvySue
A bit too tacky for my taste. If I wanted to look like a carp tangled in a fishermans net I'd get ma sen darn ta local canal for a paddle like.
Did a Yorkshire man hijack your keyboard and finish your sentence? oO
Haha, nope! I'm a Yorkshire lass ya spoon :D

Eee by gum oO
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Tracey Cox Supersex rechargable G-spot vibrator £10.00 in the Lovehoney sale

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Never buy batteries again!!! USB rechargable G-spot vibrator by Tracey Cox is reduced in the Lovehoney sale from £34.99 to £10 with free delivery & 365 day returns policy made from quality smooth sili…
therealclaireh Avatartherealclaireh10m, 2w agoFound 10 months, 2 weeks ago120 Comments
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clarkey1976
Wife happy here too #Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
lucyferror
Arrived today. Charged. Wife happy :{
Ayykayy
Funny how the product is called tracey cocks lol
clarkey1976
Got one with 22% TCB too :-)
Ayykayy
That's just awful
sathiiz
Wasn't too sure which bit goes into the computer and i ended up with the 'USB' inside me. Guys apparently the 'USB' goes into the computer.
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Jenna Jameson Blow Up Doll 50% OFF @ Lovehoney.co.uk - £15.00

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A deals a deal no? FREE Delivery
yorxman Avataryorxman10m, 3w agoFound 10 months, 3 weeks ago45 Comments
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b1ackmamba
Who else searched for jamesons Irish whiskey
Jonnyblock
"The doll itself is probably about 5ft tall but has very little resemblance to any real-life person. For example, it has no hands, feet, hair or nipples, which I have to confess, surprised me a little. The doll also has a slightly odd stature as its arms are bent at roughly where the elbows would be – it kind of looks like the doll is carrying a tray. I thought this might be so that the arms could wrap around the user but they are just too short for this to work."

:D
leobella
yorxman
leobella
if it's a bogof then I am interested as me and my brother want one each. hot hot hot.

Order one at the same time & see who comes first! :p
will do as I phoned them and they will do a bogof with free p & p what a result. (we are going to have a good weekend as they promised next day delivery as it is an emergency) hot hot hot.
kuby5
the_flamedeer_hunter1985
Crawley_Electronics
the_flamedeer_hunter1985
fwibble
Think I have an admirer 8)
yep! I'm looking through your window having a Tommy tug right now
Actually fwibble wanted all that hair dye for his GF.http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/jenna-jameson-blow-up-doll-50-off-lovehoney-co-uk-15-2167552
http://s.quickmeme.com/img/97/976dbbdb40368a24248d7bcd2b8607d9bbcc8f6a0f05603fd8c75408f74b6664.jpg


It's probably just you with another account you sound like someone that would do such a thing.
royals
cb-uk
Krinkle
Jesus, how desperate would you have to be... X)oOhttp://d3f650ayx9w00n.cloudfront.net/700/14929-02.jpg
Looks just like Katie Hopkins ;)

wow, I think im more likely gonna throw up
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Love Honey - Remote Control Vibrator £20.00

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Got this for the girlfriend - not for me lol Both agreed it could be a lot of fun especially with the "long-range remote control"
markt91 Avatarmarkt9111m, 5d agoFound 11 months, 5 days ago25 Comments
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edwood
Got this for the misus, she told me where to shove it.
pistachio
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terayon00
Can it connect to the wifi?
ask your wifi :)
Jamie200
Bendown
Sounds ideal for those long boring journeys, Just insert in to the correct orifice and sit there smiling.


Or the incorrect one for a bit of sport
terayon00
Can it connect to the wifi?
kapzar
Regardless of deal quality this deserves heats for the comments.
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Be Mr Grey for your partner this valentines day! £6.99 @ Lovehoney

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'massive' collection of 50 Shades of Grey pleasure! Perfect for Valentine's day... From Mr Grey condoms to Mr Grey bondage tape.. Shared Via The HUKD App For Android.
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