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Bodystockings / Mini Dresses £16.99 each & now 2 for £20.00 Del + Free Gift @ Lovehoney (+ LOTS of other offers )

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*** Warning*** Thread may contain adult content. Lovehoney have lots of offers on at the mo inc the fab offer in the thread title. They have approx 60 Bodystockings / Mini dresses ranging in price fr…
wishihadadonkey Avatar2m, 1d agoFound 2 months, 1 day ago37 Comments
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Lingerie from £12.95 del with Free USB Vibrating Bullet (worth £34.99) @ Lovehoney

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Thought this a decent deal, item in pic is £10 + £2.95 del (spend over £20 & get free delivery), the Free USB Vibrating Bullet is auto applied @ checkout & is valid on items in the link only. They've
wishihadadonkey Avatar2m, 3w agoFound 2 months, 3 weeks ago74 Comments
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Ruth Langsford in basque suspenders and garter mmmmm
wishihadadonkey
deeky
wishihadadonkey
deeky
oOoO
oh, you love it really :p
You have to think about my heart X)
I'll give you a heads up next time :3

Never heard it called that before :|
What a thoroughly depressing thread. utterly pathetic.
That's the problem lol
[Deal Editor]
LOUGHBORO GUY
I'd like to spend today in a locked room with Louise min chin Susanna Reid and Kate garraway at a holiday inn express happy Milf day

But would they want to be locked in a room with you? oO
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djames108
in reality when you have a wife there is very little of that going on ;)
The phrase "I'm gonna tie you down and completely destroy you!" holds very different meanings for me and our lass. Sadly, she beat me to it. :(
or you can get cableties from b&q .... though b&q dont seem to sell chloroform any more ;-)
kelsbels12
djames108
in reality when you have a wife there is very little of that going on ;)


​then u need to spice it up!?


​uve not met my wife :)
djames108
in reality when you have a wife there is very little of that going on ;)


​then u need to spice it up!?
in reality when you have a wife there is very little of that going on ;)
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Up to half price sale @ LoveHoney

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Just seen this advertised on the TV, hope it helps someone! Delivery is free if you spend over £20: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/help/delivery/ And you can get 10% cashback on quidco or 16.16% - 21.21…
Macy32 Avatar4m, 3w agoFound 4 months, 3 weeks ago9 Comments
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They offer student discount too! Just noticed.
Purchased a pair of knickers from them for my Mrs just before Christmas,the quality was very poor,they had a massive hole in the crotch,

And no it wasn't hers
The sale is pretty poor this year a lot of the stuff in the sale especially own brand items are regularly on offer at similar prices
thanks. order placed :D
pennyfarthing88
think it also acts as one of them stun gun thingys.
It certainly would 'stun' them...

Edited By: bilbob on Dec 28, 2015 23:42
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Lingerie from £20.99 with free Vibrator worth £19.99, free delivery and 10% Quidco @ lovehoney

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Should be a good deal for someone. Lingerie and a USB charged vibrator delivered for under £20 after quidco. All items get good reviews.
macfall Avatar5m, 6d agoFound 5 months, 6 days ago39 Comments
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https://d.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1427669076ra/14304798.gif
This comes up as ended - has anyone been able to buy this recently?
rand0m
http://i.imgur.com/SlpYLE9.jpg
I was just here for this image.
me too
http://new1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/4796429+_7526c922f1051459048989b03a30acbd.gif
Jizzmeister
Can we get a close-up of the goods please?
Is sniffing distance good enough for you ? (_;)
I don't get it - is the idea that you dress up in sexy underwear only to content yourself alone with a rubberised sex toy? (which you could do wearing joggers and a fleece)

Edited By: littletime on Dec 25, 2015 23:24
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You to can be a Harry Potter in the Bedroom with a Magic Wand 34.99 @ Love honey go on have a flutter

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Magical - Stronger, quieter and more powerful than ever before, the Lovehoney Deluxe Magic Wand is the ultimate Magic Wand massager. Get endless power at the slide of a finger, from a gentle flutter t…
TheEnglander Avatar5m, 4w agoFound 5 months, 4 weeks agoAdd Comment
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18+ TENGA Black Flip Hole Masturbator £44.00 Delivered @ LoveHoney

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18+ Only. Cheapest I've ever seen it for! Currently 30% off. these are well over £60 elsewhere. + FREE TENGA Deep Throat Onacup with Flip Holes & Lube for free. The TENGA Black Flip Hole Masturbator…
flang Avatar7m, 3w agoFound 7 months, 3 weeks ago29 Comments
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I seriously thought this was a new different version of the game JENGA,I only read the TENGA bit before clicking on the deal link.
Imagine my surprise!!

Edited By: 1616french on Oct 02, 2015 17:57
0liverr
Can I return it if it doesn't fit in my bumhole? Please say it's 14 day money back guarantee.


​actually can return 365days after no questions asked....
So you're supposed to hold onto this... whilst it holds onto your 'Johnson'... so you can choke the Bishop?

I'm getting too old for this crap.

Back in the day we had something a little like this. It was called a 'girlfriend'.
0liverr
Can I return it if it doesn't fit in my bumhole? Please say it's 14 day money back guarantee.
better than that 365 day returns on Lovehoney
0liverr
Can I return it if it doesn't fit in my bumhole? Please say it's 14 day money back guarantee.


lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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Lovehoney Oh! Rabbit Silicone Rabbit Vibrator £20.00

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this was priced at £32.99 down to £20. Product Description Up the orgasm factor with the Lovehoney Oh! Rabbit Vibrator, a mightily pleasurable soft silicone toy based on the best-selling Jessica Rabb…
kiwi12 Avatar8m, 1d agoFound 8 months, 1 day ago19 Comments
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Why would anyone use a rabbit to vibrate!!!!
kiwi12
ianplatts
why would you want to vibrate a rabbit?


​why would you want to shoot one ?


​I don't want to shoot one.
sexyshelk135
Why so cold I though this would get good vibes ( sorry could not resist that ). Hot for me spice up yah life
Heat from me as it's a good price i think part of the reason for it going cold people see the affiliate link when they click to open the deal and think the OP put it there for their own gain (these are automatically put in and how HUKD makes money)
ianplatts
why would you want to vibrate a rabbit?


​why would you want to shoot one ?
why would you want to vibrate a rabbit?
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Cupid's Mini Bullet Vibrator £3.00 + delivery @ LoveHoney £5.50

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Deal of The Day..... £3 is a steal
bash88 Avatar8m, 1w agoFound 8 months, 1 week ago25 Comments
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Why spend £3 when one can use a mobile phone nowadays?
That bullet will be £3 for several more days maybe even a couple of weeks it's part of a £3 sale blow out http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/special-offers/5535/ there's a whole bunch of toys, lingerie, gifts in the offer buy 7 items in the offer get free delivery
New lightsaber ?
snowflake75
I thought it was a flask

"inb4" (not literally)...

Thіѕ guy јυѕt ѕtаrtеd аt hіѕ nеw job, working аt a porno shop. Hіѕ boss comes out аnd tells hіm thаt hе hаѕ tο leave fοr a whіlе, аnd “саn уου soubriquet іt?”

Thе nеw employee іѕ somewhat loath, bυt wіth thе boss’s clear comments hе finally agrees. Sο, thе guy іѕ thеrе bу himself fοr a small whіlе аnd a white woman comes іn. Shе qυеѕtіοnѕ

“Hοw much fοr thе white dildo?”

Hе аnѕwеrѕ, “$35.”

Shе, “Hοw much fοr thе black one?”

Hе, “$35 fοr thе black one, $35 fοr thе white one.”

Shе, “I rесkοn I’ll take thе black one. I’ve bу nο means hаd a black one before.” Shе pays hіm, аnd οff ѕhе goes.

A small bit later a black woman comes іn аnd qυеѕtіοnѕ

“Hοw much fοr thе black dildo?”

Hе, “$35.”

Shе, “Hοw much fοr thе white one?”

Hе, “$35 fοr thе white one, $35 fοr thе black one.”

Shе, “I rесkοn I’ll take thе white one. I’ve bу nο means hаd a white one before.” Shе pays hіm, аnd οff ѕhе goes.

Abουt аn hour later a young blonde woman comes іn аnd qυеѕtіοnѕ, “Hοw much аrе уουr dildos?” Hе, “$35 fοr thе white, $35 fοr thе black.”

Shе, Hοw much іѕ thаt plaid one οn thе shelf?”

Hе, “Well, thаt’s a very special dildo іt’ll cost уου $165.”

Shе thinks fοr a moment аnd аnѕwеrѕ, “I’ll take thе plaid one, I’ve bу nο means hаd a plaid one before.” Shе pays hіm, аnd οff ѕhе goes.

Finally, thе guy’s boss returns аnd qυеѕtіοnѕ, “Hοw dіd уου dο whіlе I wаѕ gone?” Tο whісh thе saleman responded, “I dіd really ехсеllеnt, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, аnd I sold уουr thermos fοr $165!”
finnmaccool
professorEX
im 12, what is this?
A grown up letting on he's 12.
No, a 12 year pretending to be an adult.
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Free Restraint Kit at Lovehoney with £20.00 spend

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Free* Luxury restraint bondage kit worth £54.99 when you spend £20 online at Lovehoney - it's also Free delivery over £20 too. Comes with everything you need to lash your other half to the bed and t…
vadimbj Avatar8m, 3w agoFound 8 months, 3 weeks ago11 Comments
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this is a great thing, fit restraints chain her up then put blindfold on her, slip out to pub for a few hours
Its amazing how much you can charge for rubbish when you put a brand like fifty shades on the box, I swear this is left over stock from the saw branded bondage kit from a few years back.
vadimbj
PS - cant post bigger pics because the work's proxy is blocking it!


​Your former employer will laugh at this.
Roll of gaffer tape is much cheaper.
No body would pay that - the point is that if you fancy spending £20 on your OH for a bit of fun (they have a vast array of items on offer anyway far cheaper than the usual suspects) then you get a little something extra for nothing!
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Lovehoney Covet Me Mesh Strappy Crotchless Briefs Black £3 + £2.95 del (£5.95)

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This is reduced from £11.99. Probably because of the £8.99 worth of fabric missing from rear! Plus £2.95 postage - YouDontWantToKnow
wudipest Avatar8m, 4w agoFound 8 months, 4 weeks ago130 Comments
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Mike000999000
Do You realize? In a few years when they invent Robot women for men, and Robot men for women + vice versa.
I will NO longer have to put up with women, like my bitch girlfriend!
I`ll have to put up with a Bitch robot instead!?
You might win an argument though. The robots will probably use logic!!!
Will the bitch robot wear a tena light ?
Do You realize? In a few years when they invent Robot women for men, and Robot men for women + vice versa.
I will NO longer have to put up with women, like my bitch girlfriend!

I`ll have to put up with a Bitch robot instead!?
Old_King_Doran
Dat ass, Dat ass
Bend over my knee my dear I want give six of the best


Dat ass, Dat ass
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Free Vibrator worth £49.99 when you buy two lingerie sets @ Lovehoney

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The cheapest sets are £15 and £17 respectively so you would need to spend at least £32 to get the free £50 vibe.
Maclairey Avatar9m, 3w agoFound 9 months, 3 weeks ago23 Comments
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Makes sense to get free goods.
Lingerie lass showing dildo how to dress...
voted hot just for the funny comments lol
filth...
summerof76
ELVIS_THE_PELVIS
summerof76
ELVIS_THE_PELVIS
summerof76
Joe90_guy
Or you could just find yourself a boyfriend like everyone else. Just remember a vibrator can't change a flat tyre, reach things in tall cupboards or carry the suitcases when you go on holiday...
I could find a boyfriend but I don't think my husband would approve :p You missed the joke on a buzzin good deal D!ck
I'm her secret lover... your assuming she's straight. oO
The game has been given away oO thanks luv <3
cool. make sure you brush your teeth in the morning oO:D
Only if i can come up to take a breather :p
you or I?
ELVIS_THE_PELVIS
summerof76
ELVIS_THE_PELVIS
summerof76
Joe90_guy
Or you could just find yourself a boyfriend like everyone else. Just remember a vibrator can't change a flat tyre, reach things in tall cupboards or carry the suitcases when you go on holiday...
I could find a boyfriend but I don't think my husband would approve :p You missed the joke on a buzzin good deal D!ck
I'm her secret lover... your assuming she's straight. oO
The game has been given away oO thanks luv <3
cool. make sure you brush your teeth in the morning oO:D
Only if i can come up to take a breather :p
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sex toy bundles £40.00 @ lovehoney

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Looks like a good deal, don't tell you what each one contains but some of them seem like 120 quid of stuff for 40. Can send back for free if you don't like the selection Can use with free vibe code f…
happenstance Avatar10m, 1d agoFound 10 months, 1 day ago10 Comments
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Wow this got cold. I've ordered anyway.
Wonder whether it's possible to send my wife back in a gimp suit
crank_girl
where it says couple is that m-f, f-f or m-m?
m-f.
where it says couple is that m-f, f-f or m-m?
banned
pookypony
copthis1
yipykayay
copthis1
Can you send them back after they've been rammed in and out of various orifices?
Yes
You can return anything for any reason, even if you just didn't like it, including if it's been opened, worn or used.
Wonder if anyone has ever returned stuff covered in ermmm 'leftovers'.
There goes my breakfast oO

Jumbo sausage and a couple of plum tomatoes?

[

Edited By: copthis1 on Jul 25, 2015 12:58
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Free £35 Vibrator when you spend £10.00 @ Lovehoney

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Spend £10 before midnight Sunday and get a free FSOG vibrator worth £35. You could spend the £10 on batteries ;-)
Maclairey Avatar10m, 2d agoFound 10 months, 2 days ago79 Comments
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zombrex
Matt37UK
zombrex
sunnyhot
banging deal
Can't beat a good cervix banging
​knob

Traditionally yes, or a vibrator depends really on the lady in question.

PS i sense anger your wife traded you in for one of these?


​you are a cockwomble
Matt37UK
zombrex
sunnyhot
banging deal
Can't beat a good cervix banging
​knob

Traditionally yes, or a vibrator depends really on the lady in question.

PS i sense anger your wife traded you in for one of these?
Matt37UK
zombrex
sunnyhot
banging deal
Can't beat a good cervix banging
​knob

With a knob, yes.
That is, without a doubt, the smallest vib I've ever seen. Don't cough!
Si1
Hum I have a predicament ....a super annoying housemate who keeps using and leaving out all the kitchen appliances, plates, cutlery, cups everything dirty on the sides for days!.... I've been thinking about cooking or baking something in front of him in a way that will make him not want to use things again.... So are these any good for whipping cream? do they come silicone covered - heat resistant? Any useful suggestions pls?

If your housemate has no issue with living in a world of grime, then he'll have no issue with you whipping some cream with a vibrator ;)

There's no good way to confront a lazy housemate. You just have to sit down (ideally with your other housemates), and explain why his behaviour isn't really fair. From experience, such people aren't doing it intentionally. They often just come from situations where (m)others do everything for them!

Good luck!
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Lovehoney Crotchless Knickers £5.00

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Really nice stuff. Lovely boyshort looks gorgeous and perfect size. You both will enjoy it. Sorry folks forget to let you know, if you buy for £10 or less there will be £2.5 delivery cost.
Sombody768 Avatar11m, 1w agoFound 11 months, 1 week ago80 Comments
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redcantona
Cold. No size XXXXL.
lol :)
MEGAONE
Am absolutely positive my other half won't enjoy the sight of me in these lacy boy shorts.Lol oO
Go on, give your wife a laugh! :-)
copthis1
You never know what's tucked under a hijab................
jihadijulz
Lots of dots........seemingly according to your response :)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51STSWC7VYL.jpg
banned
copthis1
jihadijulz
fanpages
copthis1
Shouldn't you be in Syria?
jihadijulz
Why what's there?
Syrias discussions.
More Syrias than crotchless Knicks??
You never know what's tucked under a hijab................

Lots of dots........seemingly according to your response :)
banned
fanpages
copthis1
Shouldn't you be in Syria?
jihadijulz
Why what's there?
fanpages
Syrias discussions.
jihadijulz
More Syrias than crotchless Knicks??
What could be less fanny than that?

Copthis1 calls his babyhood little jihadist...as fanny and pants as that
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15% off when you spend £40 plus FREE delivery @ LoveHoney

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15% off when you spend £40+ and get Free delivery No code required
NeoTrix Avatar1y, 3w agoFound 1 year, 3 weeks agoAdd Comment
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3 Toys for £10.00 @ LoveHoney + Free Delivery

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Save up to £16.97
Itsbowtime Avatar1y, 3w agoFound 1 year, 3 weeks ago3 Comments
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Cold. There's no Lego.
Christmas sorted, one for me mum, me nan and me dads mam gran
Is her bra a toy? come on
it must be logo at least
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Dreamgirl Black Diamond Sheer Suspender Tank Bodystocking - £12.99 delivered @ LOVEHONEY

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Gorgeous sheer black bodystocking with scoop neck and revealing midriff. Save it for special nights! Thong not included. Special offer! 2 for £20 Bodystockings
transit Avatar1y, 1m agoFound 1 year, 1 month ago28 Comments
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What a peach
http://s6.postimg.org/pyp4zvtmp/screenshot_10.png
Lovely view though, any morning pics lol
Crawley_Electronics
Plastic boobs don't do it for me..........


as if youd seriously say no !!.. and Loughboro always sums these things up succinctly...and i agree with his comment....heat added!
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Crawley_Electronics
Plastic boobs don't do it for me..........

I bet she,s got more money on her plastic and house payed off,and to top it looking well fit.
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Rene Rofe Criss-Cross Strap Crotchless Fishnet Bodystocking 33%OFF- £10.00 DELIVERED @ LOVEHONEY

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This crotchless fishnet bodystocking features a sexy criss-cross strap back for a stylish and wonderfully erotic look. Dare to reveal all in this deep-v-neck all-in-one fishnet body for a night to rem…
transit Avatar1y, 1m agoFound 1 year, 1 month ago89 Comments
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Wear it back to front guy's, it is sure to scare the neibours..
johnsmith1997
jcodonne
Thanks, great present for my mum. Heat Added
Your mum a milf? :p
I would!
jcodonne
Thanks, great present for my mum. Heat Added
Your mum a milf? :p
SavvySue
transit
SavvySue
A bit too tacky for my taste. If I wanted to look like a carp tangled in a fishermans net I'd get ma sen darn ta local canal for a paddle like.
Did a Yorkshire man hijack your keyboard and finish your sentence? oO
Haha, nope! I'm a Yorkshire lass ya spoon :D
The name SavvySue might might be a hint.:)
SavvySue
transit
SavvySue
A bit too tacky for my taste. If I wanted to look like a carp tangled in a fishermans net I'd get ma sen darn ta local canal for a paddle like.
Did a Yorkshire man hijack your keyboard and finish your sentence? oO
Haha, nope! I'm a Yorkshire lass ya spoon :D

Eee by gum oO
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Tracey Cox Supersex rechargable G-spot vibrator £10.00 in the Lovehoney sale

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Never buy batteries again!!! USB rechargable G-spot vibrator by Tracey Cox is reduced in the Lovehoney sale from £34.99 to £10 with free delivery & 365 day returns policy made from quality smooth sili…
therealclaireh Avatar1y, 2m agoFound 1 year, 2 months ago120 Comments
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Wife happy here too #Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Arrived today. Charged. Wife happy :{
Funny how the product is called tracey cocks lol
Got one with 22% TCB too :-)
That's just awful
sathiiz
Wasn't too sure which bit goes into the computer and i ended up with the 'USB' inside me. Guys apparently the 'USB' goes into the computer.