Chuck Norris is so hard ...
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deleted37014
Posted 21st Nov 2007
C'mon! Let's have some fun.
... he lost his virginity before his dad did
Let's have 'em ...
... he lost his virginity before his dad did
Let's have 'em ...
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sorted by• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
• Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris isnt afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of chuck norris
:thumbsup:
He had nothing to do with Channel 5 though.
bruce lee walked into the dojo where chuck norris was training,
not noticing anyone was there, bruce let out a little fart,
chuck stopped doing his c*ck pushups, and told bruce-
"If looking at me made you lose your sh*t string, then when I give you chin pie you'll sh*te yourself"
hope ur not on about mine?
I modified a superbike magazine joke from 3 months ago,
(woman walks in to jewellers and farts etc)
I listen to music not radio, anyhow.
And how come everyone enjoyed everone elses quips,
(though most are old)
and mine gets ripped....oh well...
anyway minstrel man......mmm...minstrels..chocolate...
where is your funny?
not seeing it.....
OH I GET IT, you listen to radio 1, lol (rolls about laughing)
suppose you text in to bone idol as well,
and phone up daytime tv quizzes,
I'd rather listen to heather mills false leg and listen for reverb....
oh well...
still not seeing it...
Howard Stern and Jack Black clips,
you mean the c*ck pushups one , where he phones sum woman and man askin' what they're doin', and goin' in the fridge.
I have the originals,
scott mills is a tail coat riding loooser, (possibly even just a tail rider!!)
.....urgh....I give up.....tough crowd.....bring on the fighting midgets I'm dying on my own out here.
I was talking about the thread in general, made just as these random facts from chucknorrisfacts.com were being read out.
Dont you now feel like a complete tool?
You forgot to mention that he got 90% cashback on Quidco :giggle:
I'd only feel bad if u responded with a chuck norris funny......
but no.....
not seeing it....
The police stopped Chuck Norris speeding on the highway,
the officer approached, noticing God sat in the back seat,
Chuck stared the officer down and calmly said poking his thumb at God
"he drives too slow"
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TAXIIIII:giggle:
There's nothing to be ashamed of listening to the lovely Scott Mills... he has me in stitches every evening on my way home from work. Embrace him, don't be embarrassed...
And stop being so touchy! :giggle: ;-)
I may seem to read as if I'm nasty, I try to be witty end up being witless
I try a play on words and end up pooing on them.....oh well.
RESPECT to the 2 taxi shots......takes me back I remember when Luc Besson had integrity....Sylvester Stallone bit part....Cissi/Cissiaa/Ceesee...that footballer...
bit parts spoilt the last 2 movies.
now to think of a chuck funny....(thinking)...(tryin' to be original).....
You cannot use red eye reduction on chuck norris photos.....nah
roumered he has 5 p*nises and has 6 in a bed romps, the girls say he fits like glove... nah
..cannot think...I give up...
what.......nascar??? wtf
They race in an oval, so only take left turns. (Except for in road racing, where they can turn either way, which kind of pees on killersuzukis' joke bonfire.....)
Don't worry, I didn't find it funny either and I understood the joke
You'll look after me, won't you butt munch?
Oh crikey... we're in trouble then.... Golden Hour!!???
[SIZE="1"]who's chuck norris [/SIZE]:giggle: