Husband kills wife.........with a fart. Seriously!!

Posted 7th Dec 2013
WTF have I Just read, obviously very sad for the lady involved and I even feel sorry for the husband , I mean the guilt :P ....but seriously killed by a fart oO

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For the more serious peeps in MISC this is a random funny I came across not be taken serious...
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  1. Monkeybumcheeks's avatar
    Monkeybumcheeks
    They argued that Mr Flannery had miscalculated two crucial factors which led to the tragic outcome. The first being Mrs Flannery's military tucking in of the 600 weight cotton sheets when she made the bed that morning, which created a near airtight seal . Secondly, Mr Flannery had neglected to remember that he had attended a long business lunch at an Indian restaurant on Brick Lane that day, at which he had consumed a dozen onion Bajees, eight Poppadom, six Samosas, and an extra large beef Vindaloo with garlic naan, all washed down with 8 pints of Guinness beer. The resulting trapped wind, which he released within a 6 inch proximity of Mrs Flannery's face, came in at around 6 litres gas of 95% methane by volume.

    FPMSL
  2. Daley_Deals's avatar
    Daley_Deals
    Talk about gone with the wind!
  3. deleted43234's avatar
    Anonymous User
    Lies no one died.

    She's still in a Korma.

  4. deleted43234's avatar
    Anonymous User
    DarkEye

    Sheesh(kboob)Thank god the news was fake.



    I took it for granted it was fake otherwise I would be steering Kheer of curry jokes like He made a Pongal when he Chaat the bed.






    (edited)
  5. kylewalker's avatar
    kylewalker
    sure this is fake
  6. Mandz27's avatar
    Mandz27 Author
    kylewalker

    sure this is fake



    I'm sure it is but the comedy value X)
  7. deleted510925's avatar
    Anonymous User

    nah carry on, if they don't like it they'll politely ask you to stop

    J4GG4

    wow i need to stop farting in peoples faces too.

  8. sancho1983's avatar
    sancho1983
    newsbiscuit.com/201…ut/

    If we're posting fake news that's funny then this should give you a laugh

  9. Rubisco's avatar
    Rubisco
    What a dopiaza.
  10. deleted43234's avatar
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    Rubisco

    What a dopiaza.



    Her dying words were "I having naan of that"

  11. DarkEye's avatar
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    dontasciime

    I took it for granted it was fake otherwise I would be steering Kheer of … I took it for granted it was fake otherwise I would be steering Kheer of curry jokes like He made a Pongal when he Chaat the bed.That is very decent of you to do that, you're a good chapatti. Next time you're on a indian restaurant just remember to keep calm and take some chilly pilly

  12. Mandz27's avatar
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    whatsThePoint

    must be a slow day in misc "Tuesday, 30 October 2007 "



    No but it is slow day in my house hence random carp on the internet
  13. thisisnotmyname's avatar
    thisisnotmyname
    Monkeybumcheeks

    They argued that Mr Flannery had miscalculated two crucial factors which … They argued that Mr Flannery had miscalculated two crucial factors which led to the tragic outcome. The first being Mrs Flannery's military tucking in of the 600 weight cotton sheets when she made the bed that morning, which created a near airtight seal . Secondly, Mr Flannery had neglected to remember that he had attended a long business lunch at an Indian restaurant on Brick Lane that day, at which he had consumed a dozen onion Bajees, eight Poppadom, six Samosas, and an extra large beef Vindaloo with garlic naan, all washed down with 8 pints of Guinness beer. The resulting trapped wind, which he released within a 6 inch proximity of Mrs Flannery's face, came in at around 6 litres gas of 95% methane by volume. FPMSL



    Oh god that is funny X)
  14. deleted631055's avatar
    Anonymous User
    It is fake. No one was killed.

    See snopes.
  15. Mandz27's avatar
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    Mark2111

    It is fake. No one was killed.See snopes.



    I know but it's still funny either that or I'm reaallly bored (_;)
  16. Qesharak's avatar
    Qesharak
    Is this a wind up?
  17. JSL's avatar
    JSL
    DarkEnergy2012

    nah carry on, if they don't like it they'll politely ask you to stop



    thanks for the support, i will carry on then
  18. DarkEye's avatar
    DarkEye
    Sheesh(kboob)

    Thank god the news was fake.
  19. Mandz27's avatar
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    Monkeybumcheeks

    They argued that Mr Flannery had miscalculated two crucial factors which … They argued that Mr Flannery had miscalculated two crucial factors which led to the tragic outcome. The first being Mrs Flannery's military tucking in of the 600 weight cotton sheets when she made the bed that morning, which created a near airtight seal . Secondly, Mr Flannery had neglected to remember that he had attended a long business lunch at an Indian restaurant on Brick Lane that day, at which he had consumed a dozen onion Bajees, eight Poppadom, six Samosas, and an extra large beef Vindaloo with garlic naan, all washed down with 8 pints of Guinness beer. The resulting trapped wind, which he released within a 6 inch proximity of Mrs Flannery's face, came in at around 6 litres gas of 95% methane by volume. FPMSL



    I nearly wet myself at that bit, I'm sure this isn't serious but it does make for funny reading
  20. treehugger's avatar
    treehugger
    I shouldn't laugh....
  21. juhu69's avatar
    juhu69
    pmsl love it
  22. JSL's avatar
    JSL
    wow i need to stop farting in peoples faces too.
  23. Mandz27's avatar
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    sancho1983

    http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/09/13/rally-driver-admits-he-has-no-idea-what-co-driver-is-talking-about/If we're posting fake news that's funny then this should give you a laugh



    lmao the end of that was quite funny sure I'm not allowed to quote the bad words but the thought of the homeless man X)
  24. deleted268447's avatar
    Anonymous User
    I'm honestly convinced some women do not fart.

    They just hold it in, and it comes out as drama ...
  25. deleted234604's avatar
    Anonymous User
    Lmao thanks this just cheered up my afternoon.
  26. deleted265520's avatar
    Anonymous User
    Repost.
  27. deleted43234's avatar
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    DarkEye




    DarkEye

    [quote=dontasciime] [quote=DarkEye] Sheesh(kboob)That is very decent of … [quote=dontasciime] [quote=DarkEye] Sheesh(kboob)That is very decent of you to do that, you're a good chapatti. Next time you're on a indian restaurant just remember to keep calm and take some chilly pilly



    I used to work in an Indian restaurant until Dhansak me for repeatedly turning down his sisters marriage proposals. I kept telling him. "You can't curry love"

    I'll get my goat.
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