Somehow have ended up with a dead fox in the garden .
Not sure what happened but want to get rid of it ASAP .
I've checked the local council but they wont remove it if it's on private property so who can I call to remove it ?
I'm within M25 if that helps ?
Anyone ?
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sorted byTell them its been hurt and is in pain.......when they arrive tell them its dead because they took too long.
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in which u must be posing in a smurfs outfit
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or this one
fox
Ballin' in his Aston Martin would be my guess.
Those were the days!
I'm sure he's fine.
I've never been well, as you will testify!
vibeone witty? Yeah.
1. Pay to have it removed by pest control.
2. Dig a hole.
3. Put it in the bin.
4. Put it on public property.
I'd do either 2 or 4 depending on how lazy I was feeling.
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No surprise there then oO
Noooo, please tell me you didn't REALLY phone the RSPCA?
Or you could just leave it there and let nature take it's course.
Like a genie?
Do this. I swear people will buy any old **** on ebay.
True say Fresh fox, collection only, paypal or cash on collection. You will get rid of the problem and get paid
What is wrong with putting the thing in your bin? Talk about making a mountain out of a mole hill. Please don#t tell us you got moles as well?
I was looking for a dead fox for an elaborate practical joke, but M25 is too far, can you post it?
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