The Election was one BIG conspiracy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

must have been the volcanic ash!

it was the taleban, osama stole all the ballots

It was me, I stole a few ballot boxes :oops:

Al Qaeda from America

dog ate them

lost in the post (that one is real)

It was Sue's fault.:-D

I heard it was Shergars fault and the Sun is gonna post a pic tomorrow of him galloping off into the sunset with the missing votes stuck between his teeth

............but dont know if thats true or not

......but I personally believe it

Daily mail said it was Lord Lucan, came back and used up the votes he been saving, for dear Cameron

The conservatives had the backing of the media thats for sure! but at one point even i started to think that nick clegg had a chance to get into office, but surprise surprise i guess that was just a ploy by the media to get people to not vote for the labour party and vote libs so indirectly help the conservatives... i know it sounds far fetched;-):thinking:

Is it because they didn't take Michael Jackson's death badly enough?

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Is it because they didn't take Michael Jackson's death badly enough?

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:-D

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The conservatives had the backing of the media thats for sure! but at one … The conservatives had the backing of the media thats for sure! but at one point even i started to think that nick clegg had a chance to get into office, but surprise surprise i guess that was just a ploy by the media to get people to not vote for the labour party and vote libs so indirectly help the conservatives... i know it sounds far fetched;-):thinking:Read lessRead more

lol rupert murdoch is david camerons grandad

im gonna miss gordie:-(

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im gonna miss gordie:-(

me too


The tory's make the rich richer - and the poor poorer


(btw Cookiemonster - ur just brilliant !!!!)

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me tooThe tory's make the rich richer - and the poor poorer(btw … me tooThe tory's make the rich richer - and the poor poorer(btw Cookiemonster - ur just brilliant !!!!)Read lessRead more

yeah monstercookiemunchy u r da best:-D i salute u

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me tooThe tory's make the rich richer - and the poor poorer(btw … me tooThe tory's make the rich richer - and the poor poorer(btw Cookiemonster - ur just brilliant !!!!)Read lessRead more

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Nah, there's many far funnier and wittier people on here than me!

cause i voted ...........conservative!!!

the OP is a serial muppet

discuss

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im gonna miss gordie:-(

He's not going anywhere yet