Morrisons The Best Turkey Cushion With Pork & Bacon Stuffing 1.375kg - £3.99 instore only @ Morrisons, Rotherham

LOADS at Bradford Five Lane Ends! (Left loads on the shelf) that’s Sunday lunch sorted for a while this lot was £40 (edited)

Most supermarkets seemed to dump stuff early this year, aldi and lidl were reducing stuff massively the day before its date.

Just about to cook a tomahawk beef Wellington I got from asda for a fiver, down from 58!

I asked an AI to write a story on this subject. It was chatGPT. Its a bit of a poor effort though

Tim had always been a bit of an oddball, and his love of using turkeys as cushions was just one of his quirks. So, he went out and purchased the plumpest, most comfortable-looking turkey he could find. He brought it home and placed it on his couch, eager to relax.

But as soon as he sat down, the turkey began to squawk and flail about wildly. Tim found himself bouncing up and down on the couch, trying to stay on top of the thrashing bird. His neighbors began to pound on the walls, demanding that he stop the racket.

Despite his best efforts, Tim just couldn't seem to get comfortable on the turkey. He ended up bouncing off the couch and landing on the floor, covered in feathers. In the end, he admitted defeat and vowed never to use a turkey as a cushion again.

What's the Philadelphia for?

Just checked in my local store and no stock at all.