andynicol 22nd Dec 2023Spent £250 on a limousine and found out the fee doesn't include the driver.All that money and l have nothing to chauffeur it.
Mr.Plow 22nd Dec 2023Well I really want to win this, I've spent the last 24 hours trying to think of something funny.....think I'll call it a day
KencoOutMyNostrils 22nd Dec 2023Just had a charity phone me up asking if I wanted to donate some of my old clothes to the starving people around the world. I told them to get lost. Anyone who fits into my clothes isn't starving
guilbert53 22nd Dec 2023I went to evening class to study working with metal.They showed me how to drill a hole in metal but that was boring.But when they showed me how to join two pieces of metal together I found that riveting.
JustLinkStudios Author 22nd Dec 2023With it being the season it is, why not share anyway. Maybe with some more family friendly substitutions.
newbie68 22nd Dec 2023It has to be a Xmas one - I bought my wife a lie detector for Xmas. "Oh....I love it!" she said "We'll see," I said
harlzter 22nd Dec 2023The security guard in Tesco caught me stealing a turkey and said "What are you doing with that?""Potatoes, sprouts and carrots, the usual.."
DiscoDave57 23rd Dec 2023Police have reported a great deal of fake vacuum cleaners. They say if you’ve bought one you could be Dyson with death (edited)
jameshothothot 22nd Dec 2023Q. Why was the farmer's child disappointed this Christmas?A. All he got was an eggs box.
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sorted byAll that money and l have nothing to chauffeur it.
I told them to get lost. Anyone who fits into my clothes isn't starving
They showed me how to drill a hole in metal but that was boring.
But when they showed me how to join two pieces of metal together I found that riveting.
So thats me out (& I don't have an xbox)
I bought my wife a lie detector for Xmas.
"Oh....I love it!" she said
"We'll see," I said
A. All he got was an eggs box.