Layer Cake (HD) & Snatch 4K, Dolby Vision, Dolby Atmos £5.99 @ iTunes

ChatGPT:

'Explain the plot of the "Layer Cake" movie in the voice of a teenager on drugs:

Yo dude, so "Layer Cake" is like this sick movie about this dude, who's like a big shot drug lord or something. He's like all cool and suave and stuff, but he's like trying to get out of the game, you know? Like, he's just trying to live the high life and retire or whatever.

But then all these crazy things start happening, man. Like, there's this chick who's like missing and he's trying to find her, and then there's this other dude who's like trying to kill him, and then there's like this super crazy drug deal that goes down and like, everyone's trying to double cross everyone else and it's just like, wild man.

And then, dude, like, things just get more and more crazy and intense, and it's like, all these different layers of drugs and crime and deception, and you just don't know who to trust, you know?

And in the end, it's like, this huge showdown and everything just comes together and it's like, whoa man. It's just like, insane.

So, if you're into like, crime dramas and stuff, this is definitely the movie for you, bro. It's like, trippy, you know?

I asked Microsoft's Bing/ChatGPT variant a similar question and the response was actually pretty sweary - I tried it again today and the response seems to have been toned down and now there is a disclaimer at the start of the response:

Disclaimer: This is a fictional summary of a movie plot and does not reflect the views or experiences of Bing or its creators. Drugs are harmful and illegal and should not be used or promoted.

Ok, so like, there’s this guy, right? And he’s like a big-time drug dealer in London, but he’s like super smart and cool and he wants to retire and live the good life, you know? But then his boss, who’s like this crazy gangster, gives him like two jobs to do before he can quit. One is to sell some pills that he stole from some other gangsters, and the other is to find the daughter of his boss’s friend, who’s like missing or something. And then like, everything goes wrong, man. Like, the pills are fake, and the other gangsters are after him, and the daughter is like involved with some psycho killer, and there’s like cops and spies and double-crosses and explosions and stuff. And the guy is like trying to survive and get out of this mess, but he’s like in too deep, you know? And then like, at the end, he’s like almost free, but then he gets shot by some random kid, and it’s like, whoa, that’s messed up, man. That’s like, the layer cake, you know? It’s like, there’s layers of s***, and you never know what’s on top, you know? It’s like, crazy, man. Crazy.

Or how about an east-london gangster:

Alright, mate, you wanna know about Layer Cake, yeah? Well, let me tell you, it’s a proper dodgy film about a geezer who sells coke in London, right? He’s got no name, just XXXX, and he’s got a lot of bare problems with his boss, his rivals, and his birds. He wants to retire, but he’s got to do two jobs first: find a missing girl and sell some pills that belong to some Serbian nutters. He gets in a lot of beef with different crews, and he has to use his brains and his burner to get out of trouble. He thinks he’s sorted it all out, but then he gets shot by some kid who’s got a score to settle. It’s a proper twist, innit?

Also got some interesting responses when asking for answers from someone with a lisp or a strong Scottish accent (don't crucify me - I quite like some Scottish accents and I even asked for some answers in my own native Northern Irish accent) - not sure if I should be amused or scared, or both! (edited)

Snatch best film ever. Along side.... GOOD FELLAS?

Shame Layer Cake isn't 4K

D"ya like dargs?

Layer Cake is one of the best films ever made it really needs a sequel