Parkside Padlocks (Choice of 4 Designs Including Combination / 2.5 Metre Steel Cable etc)

They are probably made in China and the Chinese government will have a secret master key which they will get copied in Timpson's and distribute to all their spies here in the UK and they will break into your garden shed and set your lawnmower grass cut height far too low so when you next cut the grass it'll die in the intense heat of the sun and your soil will blow away so we are now living in a vast desert with no ability to grow our own food so we will all starve apart from those of us who invested in buying out-of-date squeezy astronaut food (which I still maintain was a good buy and best before dates are illegal now anyway) and while all this is going on, another spy will break into the bin shed round the back of No. 10 where Suella Braverman and Rishi Sunak store their tandem on which are saddle bags (also from Lidl) in which they store the codes for the server that runs the water board, electric board, nuclear weapons and the traffic light sequence coding machine in Bletchley Park so they will all get hacked bringing the country to its knees and the Chinese government will take over and then it will be no sovereignty all over again but we won't be allowed to vote for Chexit because the Chinese haven't got time for elections cause the electoral roll is massive with a huge population so we will all be Chinese now and even Boris won't be able to save the day because he will still be useless and he will have to learn Mandarin to add to his impressive tally of languages, children and exes.

But apart from that this looks like a great deal and heat from me.

The LockPickingLaywer says that these Parkside padlocks can simply be opened with a second Parkside padlock.

I was wondering when TLPL would enter the conversation, he cropped up many time on the last deal He's clearly a genius at what he does. And a lawyer.