Vajazzle Kit - £1 @ Poundland

Bloody things get stuck in your teeth.......

Oh dear..... Resisting the temptation to drag this right down to some really obnoxious obscene levels

Tried every branch in essex, no joy.

Cold these are cheaper at gash converters.

I clicked on the link & it took me to Mothers Day offers. Isn't that a bit inappropriate for those of us outside Manchester?

Sausage pocket

never heard it called that !!!

sagman76

I wasn't implying there was an age limit it just seems the model looks … I wasn't implying there was an age limit it just seems the model looks very young to advertise such a productRead lessRead more

I agree i think an elderly woman should be advertising it

Remember lads, It's Mothers Day in a week or so...

sheely-wheely

Friend bought one yesterday and when she got home, the box was empty … Friend bought one yesterday and when she got home, the box was empty For some reason she doesn't want to take it back!Read lessRead more

Snatched, no doubt.
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sheely-wheely

Friend bought one yesterday and when she got home, the box was empty … Friend bought one yesterday and when she got home, the box was empty For some reason she doesn't want to take it back!Read lessRead more

I can fill your friend's box for free if you want.

johnnylube

Bloody things get stuck in your teeth.......

If they are bloody then you are biting too hard.

Im wondering how long it'll take for the mods to remove the majority of the comments made..in the meantime if anyone has tried this and wants to upload a picture....

Turnip

Thanks, picked one up for my Grans birthday. She will be chuffed.

poo-nanny

antenna

Do they do a Knobjazzle kit.......i might need 2

Your bf should buy his own

I don't have a sausage pocket, is it available as an addon and what will it cost me? I heard that they cost the Earth and then disappear with half your earnings, can anyone elaborate on this?

Ive seen some badly packed kebabs in my time....

thats mothers day sorted and i got a spare for my sister

My gran took a load of these down to the daycare centre for a 'bit of fun'. She showed me a few pictures and I thought someone had tried sewing silver buttons on a burst hedgehog.

ianhalling

Using the forum to see who can come up with another slang word for ladies … Using the forum to see who can come up with another slang word for ladies privates all seems a bit childish to me - as well as quite sexist !Read lessRead more

I'm sure I'm not the only female on here to find this hilarious.Just wish I could find a deal to prompt a similar thread on meat and two veg lol

Quim Basket, Ripped Welly, Steak Drapes, Anything to make these look better gets heat added from me.... needless to say that the women using these have probably ''been cocked more times than Elmer Fudds shotgun''

johnnylube

Oh dear..... Resisting the temptation to drag this right down to some … Oh dear..... Resisting the temptation to drag this right down to some really obnoxious obscene levels Read lessRead more

you normally do on TS

beef curtains, anyone?

A quid for a glittering kipper has to be a bargain in anyones book

sheely-wheely

Friend bought one yesterday and when she got home, the box was empty … Friend bought one yesterday and when she got home, the box was empty For some reason she doesn't want to take it back!Read lessRead more

Funny you should say that cos I bought tablets from poundland and got home and the box was empty, didn't take it back but mentioned next time I was in and apparently people even steal a Durex out of packsoO Bit off the beaten track but a wee warning for when you visit poundland!
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johnnylube

Bloody things get stuck in your teeth.......

Wrong time of month ????

hahahahahah
dont stop with the fanny names it's so funny

I clicked on the link & it took me to Mothers Day offers. Isn't that a bit inappropriate for those of us outside Manchester?

There will be single moms in council flats up and down the country trying this out in the coming days...

fanpages

...says the member called "johnnylube"!

He called me a member...ooo-err missus

FLANGE!!!!!!!

None in my local poundland but got some glitter n a prit stick, should do same trick, right? (_;)

johnnylube

Do NOT google Blue Waffle it's lunch time

I wish I'd taken your advice oO

Badly Wrapped Kebab

Meat Luge

I could go on but we are at the depths already haha

Is it me or is the girl on the front look way too young to be vagazzling

sagman76

Is it me or is the girl on the front look way too young to be vagazzling

I dont think theres an age limit on these...although hoping my nan doesnt pick one up

barely legal vagazzling?

Add flash to your gash!

Probably still too expensive for the chavs who invevitably want to use them.

Thanks, picked one up for my Grans birthday. She will be chuffed.

cant believe no ones mentioned the profanasaurus classic: Vertical Bacon Sandwich