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    Friday Afternoon Joke!!!!!!!!

    A typical bloke, having split from his latest girlfriend, decided to
    take a
    holiday. He booked himself on a cruise and proceeded to have the time
    of
    his life, that is, until the ship sank.

    He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies,
    nothing,
    only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is lying on the
    beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to
    the shore.

    In disbelief, he asks, 'Where did you come from? How did you get here?'
    She replies, 'I rowed from the other side of the island. I landed here
    when my cruise ship sank.'

    'Amazing,' he notes. 'You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up
    with you.' 'Oh, this thing?' explains the woman. 'I made the boat out
    of
    raw
    material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree
    branches. I wove the bottom from palm branches, and the sides and stern
    came from a Eucalyptus tree.'

    'But, where did you get the tools?'

    'Oh, that was no problem,' replied the woman. 'On the south side of the
    island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found if
    I
    fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into ductile
    iron. I
    used that for tools and used the tools to make the hardware.'

    The guy is stunned.

    'Let's row over to my place,' she says. After a few minutes of rowing,
    she
    docks the boat at a small wharf.. As the man looks to shore, he nearly
    falls off the boat. Before him is stone walk leading to an exquisite
    bungalow painted in blue and white.

    While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope,
    the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house,
    she says casually, 'It's not much but I call it home. Sit down, please.
    Would you like a drink?'

    'No! No thank you,' he blurts out, still dazed.

    'I can't take another drop of coconut juice.' 'It's not coconut juice,'
    winks the woman. 'I have a still. How would you like a Pina Colada?'

    Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit
    down on her couch to talk. After they have exchanged their stories, the
    woman announces, 'I'm going to slip into something more comfortable.
    Would you like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in
    the bathroom cabinet.'

    No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom. There,
    in the cabinet, a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells
    honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a
    swivel
    mechanism.

    'This woman is amazing,' he muses. 'What next?'

    When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines,
    strategically
    positioned, and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckons for him to
    sit
    down next to her.

    'Tell me,' she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, 'We've
    been
    out here for many months. You've been lonely. There's something I'm
    sure
    you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing
    for?' She stares into his eyes ..

    He swallows excitedly and tears start to form in his eyes.....

    'F*****g hell, don't tell me you've got Sky Sports?'

    7 Comments

    lmao!!

    http://i34.tinypic.com/a0xldu.gif

    Original Poster

    lol quite funny!!

    An oldie, funny tho

    Original Poster

    Deek43;3527378

    An oldie, funny tho



    Just got it via an email.....I'm sure its been passed round a few times!!!.. Puts a smile on your face on a friday afternoon

    lol !!

    :lol:

    Thank Christ for that. I was expecting some kind of 'The Crying Game' type twist at the end!
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