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RACE NIGHT - NAMES FOR HORSE AND JOCKEY PLEASE

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Found 13th Jan 2012
Good Evening Everybody,

Hope you are all enjoying the weekend.

Help required please, were having a race night at our local club and im sponsoring a race. I need some witty names please for 8 horses and jockeys.

The names can be be totally anything, any help would be great.


Thanks
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Rocky Balboa - The Italian Stallion
Premier Nag ridden by Willie Fall
never wins - lazy jockstrap
cant run won't run - ridden by the smallest loser
Hoof - Hearted

Ben Dover

Phil MacCrackin

Last place horse "toilet paper" cause he's alwayc coming up the rear.
**** Rocket (1969) Nut Buster (1942) No Fat Chicks (1988) Blow Me (1945) Girls On Top (2004) Get It On (both 1971 and 1986) On Your Knees (1977 and 2005) Spank It (1985) Go Down (1963), whose sire was Service Jail Bait (1947 and 1983) Alcohol Related (2000) Lagnaf (1978) Barely Legal (1982 and 1989) Date More Minors (1998) Golden Shower (1955) Pleasure Me (2000) She Can't Say No (1989) Totally Toasted (2004) Cherry Pop (1961 and 1978) Ménage Á Trois (1974) She's Easy (1978) Strip Teaser (1980) Rhythm Method (1982) Bodacious Tatas (1985) OHBEEGEEWHYEN (2001) Tit'n Your Girdle (1988) Kinky Lingerie (1991) Hard Like a Rock (1995) Sexual Harassment (1997) X Rated Fantasy (1999) Hardawn (1937) Wrecked Em (1983) Pussy Galore (1965) Cunning Stunt (1969)
Sad Ken!
1st past the post ridden by Ivor Chance
Big Ears ridden by Don Key
Call one of the horses "my face"....... imagine when they're reaching the last furlong, neck and neck....... COME ON MY FACE !!!
galloping knob rot
Willy Carson
Willie the wasted,
There has to be a tesco joke in here somewhere.
sparkeeh

There has to be a tesco joke in here somewhere.



There would have been a page full im sure, but the thing is it has only been revealed in the last month or so and this thread is over a year old.

Better luck next time though.
Mumofth3Obeast

1st past the post ridden by Ivor Chance



Wow, controversial!
Doh, didnt even think to look at dates!
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