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Posted 13 January 2012

RACE NIGHT - NAMES FOR HORSE AND JOCKEY PLEASE

Good Evening Everybody,

Hope you are all enjoying the weekend.

Help required please, were having a race night at our local club and im sponsoring a race. I need some witty names please for 8 horses and jockeys.

The names can be be totally anything, any help would be great.


Thanks
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  1. deleted12283's avatar
    Rocky Balboa - The Italian Stallion
  2. deviouspaul's avatar
    Premier Nag ridden by Willie Fall
  3. gemmybobs's avatar
    never wins - lazy jockstrap
  4. gemmybobs's avatar
    cant run won't run - ridden by the smallest loser
  6. deleted12283's avatar
    Hoof - Hearted

    Ben Dover

    Phil MacCrackin

    Last place horse "toilet paper" cause he's alwayc coming up the rear.
  7. deleted181608's avatar
    **** Rocket (1969) Nut Buster (1942) No Fat Chicks (1988) Blow Me (1945) Girls On Top (2004) Get It On (both 1971 and 1986) On Your Knees (1977 and 2005) Spank It (1985) Go Down (1963), whose sire was Service Jail Bait (1947 and 1983) Alcohol Related (2000) Lagnaf (1978) Barely Legal (1982 and 1989) Date More Minors (1998) Golden Shower (1955) Pleasure Me (2000) She Can't Say No (1989) Totally Toasted (2004) Cherry Pop (1961 and 1978) Ménage Á Trois (1974) She's Easy (1978) Strip Teaser (1980) Rhythm Method (1982) Bodacious Tatas (1985) OHBEEGEEWHYEN (2001) Tit'n Your Girdle (1988) Kinky Lingerie (1991) Hard Like a Rock (1995) Sexual Harassment (1997) X Rated Fantasy (1999) Hardawn (1937) Wrecked Em (1983) Pussy Galore (1965) Cunning Stunt (1969)
  8. gmdlogan's avatar
    Sad Ken!
  9. deleted225253's avatar
    1st past the post ridden by Ivor Chance
  10. deleted225253's avatar
    Big Ears ridden by Don Key
  11. Monkeybumcheeks's avatar
    Call one of the horses "my face"....... imagine when they're reaching the last furlong, neck and neck....... COME ON MY FACE !!!
  12. deleted155968's avatar
    galloping knob rot
    Willy Carson
  13. deleted758142's avatar
    Willie the wasted,
  14. sparkeeh's avatar
    There has to be a tesco joke in here somewhere.
  15. D_G's avatar
    sparkeeh

    There has to be a tesco joke in here somewhere.



    There would have been a page full im sure, but the thing is it has only been revealed in the last month or so and this thread is over a year old.

    Better luck next time though.
  16. deleted80858's avatar
    Mumofth3Obeast

    1st past the post ridden by Ivor Chance



    Wow, controversial!
  17. sparkeeh's avatar
    Doh, didnt even think to look at dates!
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