Share your best valentines poem :)

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Found 14th Feb 2016
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a knife,
Get in the car.
Roses are red
The drink is brown
Skirts go up
Pants go down
Body to body
Skin to skin
When it's dry, stick it in
The Longer it's in
The Stronger it gets
It goes in dry, it comes out wet
It comes out dripping and then starts to sag
It's not what you think......
It's a Teabag

Happy Valentines everyone
I love you
Like no other,
Unless you've
A slightly taller, richer brother.
This was a poem I wrote in my girlfriends card for Valentines
3 weeks today we have been going out and happiest I have been in a long time!

4 weeks ago today,
It was just a normal Saturday.
You messagd me in the morning,
And asked "Whats gwanin"

A week later, we went out on the ****,
It was a night I'm glad I didn't miss,
We had a kiss and you asked me out,
I said yes, without a doubt!

I'm sorry this cheesy,
and sometimes it ain't easy,
Too show you how much I care,
as I stroke your beautiful long hair

I'm glad we are together,
I'm secretly hoping it will be forever,
So here's to you and me,
My darling Valentine I hope you will be.
I've just been sick in my mouth oO

Only joking oO
I like candyfloss
I like rock
I would love to taste your cooking
birdyboyuk

This was a poem I wrote in my girlfriends card for Valentines :)3 weeks … This was a poem I wrote in my girlfriends card for Valentines :)3 weeks today we have been going out and happiest I have been in a long time! <34 weeks ago today,It was just a normal Saturday.You messagd me in the morning,And asked "Whats gwanin"A week later, we went out on the ****,It was a night I'm glad I didn't miss,We had a kiss and you asked me out,I said yes, without a doubt!I'm sorry this cheesy,and sometimes it ain't easy,Too show you how much I care,as I stroke your beautiful long hairI'm glad we are together,I'm secretly hoping it will be forever,So here's to you and me,My darling Valentine I hope you will be.



Lucky girl Hope you have a wonderful day.

This is what my bf put in my card

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love my PS4
and she loves me too


(_;)


Edited by: "A1512" 14th Feb 2016
stuarthanley

I've just been sick in my mouth oOOnly joking oO



So have I.

I'm not
Roses are red, white or sometimes pink or yellow amongst other colours
Violets are actually violet, not blue
This poem is annoyingly accurate
So screw you
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deeky

So have I.I'm not



Sound like acid reflux deek, take some lanzaparole
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sickly sweet



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deeky

So have I.I'm not




27363187-cYCvN

I wrote..be glad I haven't stabbed you in the head moron....true love ...he should be glad I haven't.

Tbf he wrote..I love you even though your a **** head....charmer.
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the world is to fast
I can't keep the pace
Let me rest
While u sit on my face
Edited by: "miles136" 14th Feb 2016
miles136

the world is to fastI can't keep the paceLet me restWhile u sit on my face



How romantic X)
Aiden1512

How romantic X)



I know, just can work out why I'm alone
miles136

I know, just can work out why I'm alone



Meh, their loss eh?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'd give up wifi
Just to be with you







Said no one ever ......X)
miles136

I know, just can work out why I'm alone




It's because you're not doing it right.
You don't sit on their face...:p
Aiden1512

Roses are redThe drink is brownSkirts go upPants go downBody to bodySkin … Roses are redThe drink is brownSkirts go upPants go downBody to bodySkin to skinWhen it's dry, stick it inThe Longer it's inThe Stronger it getsIt goes in dry, it comes out wetIt comes out dripping and then starts to sagIt's not what you think......It's a TeabagHappy Valentines everyone <3


X)
summerof76

X)



Afternoon Summer
Aiden1512

Afternoon Summer


Afternoon Aiden, hope you got something special this morning or are you off out this evening
summerof76

Afternoon Aiden, hope you got something special this morning or are you … Afternoon Aiden, hope you got something special this morning or are you off out this evening <3



Got my pressies this morning, but he's at worlk till 1 in the morning so we're going out next week instead
Aiden1512

Got my pressies this morning, but he's at worlk till 1 in the morning so … Got my pressies this morning, but he's at worlk till 1 in the morning so we're going out next week instead


Roses are red
Seaweed is green
I like your legs
And what's inbetween
Aiden1512

Roses are red Violets are blueI'd give up wifi Just to be with youSaid no … Roses are red Violets are blueI'd give up wifi Just to be with youSaid no one ever ......X)



I did once. True story. Terrible idea.
moneysavingkitten

I did once. True story. Terrible idea.



It's never worth it.

This was written in the valentines songs thread, so I think it counts

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I love you, I love you, I love you almighty, I want your pyjamas, next to my nightie.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm dyslexic
asnsdf fodfgj ofmfkf fdifds
Edited by: "peteivy" 14th Feb 2016
peteivy

Roses are redViolets are blueI'm dyslexicasnsdf fodfgj ofmfkf … Roses are redViolets are blueI'm dyslexicasnsdf fodfgj ofmfkf fdifdsEdited By: peteivy on Feb 14, 2016 16:09



Did you misspell dyslexic, or one of the words in the last line?
Rose are red
Roses are pink
I no longer love you
Because you feet stink
fanpages

Did you misspell dyslexic, or one of the words in the last line?



It was originally

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got tourettes
**** **** **** **** ****

But the stars dont really do it justice
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got amnesia
er
Happy birthday to you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Someone loves you
Here is a clue.....



.... Read John 3:16



X)
Edited by: "A1512" 14th Feb 2016
Aiden1512

Roses are red Violets are blue Someone loves youHere is a clue......... … Roses are red Violets are blue Someone loves youHere is a clue......... Read John 3:16X)




John 13:34 for me
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