Why do Americans always think the British have bad teeth?

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Isn't it obvious, along with many that don't think personal hygiene is important too!
Edited by: "Nash" 6th May 2011
because most of them do?!
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Don't know how they have the cheek - talk about Pot calling Kettle....

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at least it isn't as bad as them inbred hillbillies and there lack of teeth
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As for the americans - blame Austin Powers because they believe every thing they see in the movies...

Edited by: "gari189" 6th May 2011
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But it's my bestest happiest smile
Gotta admit, I have not yet come across an American with bad teeth, except the ones who don't live in a house.
I thought everyone in the states were born with braces.

School photos are a nightmare trying to prevent flash reflection.
Called a stereotype. Why do we think all Americans are fat and/or stupid - because a lot of them are.
They think the English have bad teeth for the same reason they think the Irish are alcoholics, the Scottish are all ginger and the Welsh are sheep-sh*ggers.

Because they're idiots (except they're spot on about the last one :D)
Edited by: "DragonChris" 6th May 2011
Although Americans also could have bad teeth, most people who are on tv(celebrities) have white sparkly teeth but British people who are on tv have yellow teeth...however high they are paid, including Jeremy Clarkson...
For god's sake, spend a few bucks on teeth whitening and maintaining and make Britishers proud!!!
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Don't they add a lot of fluoride to the water supply over there?

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sancho1983

Don't they add a lot of fluoride to the water supply over there?



Don't get the conspiricists started.........next thing you know we'll be being told they add sperm to ours and read our minds. oO X)
Do they really think that?! Cheek
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They are a little more obsessed with teeth than we are. It's just a cultural thing. Our teeth are fine, just not up to their standards generally.
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Because they take care of their teeth better (in general). That obviously doesn't apply to all Americans or all Brits, but they have a point.
FilthAndFurry

Because they take care of their teeth better (in general). That obviously … Because they take care of their teeth better (in general). That obviously doesn't apply to all Americans or all Brits, but they have a point.



Do they, everyone I know look after their teeth?
A huge amount of Americans really do believe everything they see in the movies, I think they take more care of their appearance than they do their brains hence why British people are so much smarter
Yes it's true Americans use more toothpaste than us and also get a bigger dose of Fluoride, which explains precisely why the are so Stupid and Gullible.

Bad Teeth but better brains FTW!
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We all have massive teeth and enjoy tea and crumpets. I'd take that as we don't have to put up with Hill Billys, Hollywood divas, confusing federal laws and Miley Cyrus.
dtovey89

We all have massive teeth and enjoy tea and crumpets. I'd take that as we … We all have massive teeth and enjoy tea and crumpets. I'd take that as we don't have to put up with Hill Billys, Hollywood divas, confusing federal laws and Miley Cyrus.



Instead we have chav scroats, Jordan/Jodie Price/Kerry Catona/bint of the week, and Britains got Talent/XFactor. At least over there they have more room to get away from these people!
cdm22

Instead we have chav scroats, Jordan/Jodie Price/Kerry Catona/bint of the … Instead we have chav scroats, Jordan/Jodie Price/Kerry Catona/bint of the week, and Britains got Talent/XFactor. At least over there they have more room to get away from these people!





I've seen the movies, have you seen what happens if you move out to the sticks in America?
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This American fella's got bad teeth as well.
We don't have to pay for braces privately. Leads to loads of adults with genetically bad teeth that look fine due to brace correction. Passed onto children as people with bad teeth are not sexually filtered out via rejection from opposite sex (who may also be hiding bad teeth in their genetics). More bad teeth. More braces. Cycle continues. Simples.
bishibashi

We don't have to pay for braces privately. Leads to loads of adults with … We don't have to pay for braces privately. Leads to loads of adults with genetically bad teeth that look fine due to brace correction. Passed onto children as people with bad teeth are not sexually filtered out via rejection from opposite sex (who may also be hiding bad teeth in their genetics). More bad teeth. More braces. Cycle continues. Simples.




False advertising, they should ban braces & cosmetic surgery.
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cdm22

Instead we have chav scroats, Jordan/Jodie Price/Kerry Catona/bint of the … Instead we have chav scroats, Jordan/Jodie Price/Kerry Catona/bint of the week, and Britains got Talent/XFactor. At least over there they have more room to get away from these people!



How did I forget such scum?
Thanks for reminding me - where's the nearest woods so I can go hang myself.
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Although Americans also could have bad teeth, most people who are on … Although Americans also could have bad teeth, most people who are on tv(celebrities) have white sparkly teeth but British people who are on tv have yellow teeth...however high they are paid, including Jeremy Clarkson...For god's sake, spend a few bucks on teeth whitening and maintaining and make Britishers proud!!![img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSfFwuwYsEDowSS4FkbqJXvZoesoxbCFNT_mlpJDmr6syUmCZWFfg[/img]




What is wrong with Clarkson's teeth. It is not NORMAL for teeth to be WHITE..............or are we all just so used to seeing abnormal white teeth on anyone who ventures on TV. Good on Clarkson for not being pressured into conforming oO
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