Get the Chelsea Christmas Sack, Be like Mourinho - £5 delivered @ kitbag
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Get the Chelsea Christmas Sack, Be like Mourinho - £5 delivered @ kitbag

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Found 17th Dec 2015
Be like Mourinho and get ready for Christmas with this Official Chelsea FC sack.

An ideal gift for your 'special one' - and perfect for Chelsea fans and fans of the wider game!

When Santa comes to deliver his presents, he won't need to park his bus outside your house, or even his Bentley in your disabled spot! With this Premier League-winning sack, he'll be in and out of your house faster than Falcao is in and out of the Chelsea squad!

Is Santa the only man sneaking into your house at night to deliver your partner some presents? Wayne Bridge certainly thought so. He had the Chelsea Christmas Sack and he never looked back!

Like Mark Bosnich, are you dreaming of a White Christmas? This Christmas Sack will only enhance the mood.

Like Ashley Cole with an air rifle, this is one deal that is sure to hit the spot.
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love it
good job there no premier league badge on it!!
fantastic
Funny...
Sack some of those jumped up players instead
X) love it
It'll be great for winter & possibly spring, but hopeless after a few seasons.
wouldn't wash my car with that
Oh yeah.. 10 million compensation and free to spend christmas with family..
Love it..heat added for making me laugh
Made me laugh!!
You had this deal planned for a while didn't you
He p*ssed off his players, they didn't play for him, they get useless results, he gets the sack. It was all his own making ultimately, arrogance can't win you everything, eventually it becomes your downfall.
Jimmy T

It'll be great for winter & possibly spring, but hopeless after a few … It'll be great for winter & possibly spring, but hopeless after a few seasons.



Come with a 3-year guarantee only.

Specialist in getting the sack.
Mourinhohoho
shabbird

Oh yeah.. 10 million compensation and free to spend christmas with … Oh yeah.. 10 million compensation and free to spend christmas with family..



Feel sorry for his family then, hardly the festive season for them.

They'll have to queue for the mirror.
A specialist in getting the boot by Chelski
No Premier League badge so will be alright for next year too
Very topical
Liverpool_Bear

Come with a 3-year guarantee only. Specialist in getting the sack.


PSG is already lined up for next season although if gossip is to be believed, Real madrid are
trying to hijack that deal which is a shock on how he left them
Makes change from John Terry getting into the sack
No one will want to play against Leicester. This is the second manager to be sacked after playing Leicester in two weeks!!
lol
heat for the title;d
Sometimes you would love to be able to add heat more than once . . . .
That will be Karanka off to Chelsea then :-)
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p44/cutthroat_jake/Youre%20Fired%20Meme_zps44yezyld.jpg
Hahahaha! Red hot!
I wonder how long you've been waiting to post this deal X)
Such a shame I was enjoying watching Chelsea lose weekly
Sacking the doctor caused the dressing room split.
s3mon78

Such a shame I was enjoying watching Chelsea lose weekly



Very weakly!!
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NO Jose...why don't you f*** off?!!
Edited by: "yorxman" 17th Dec 2015
Very good day.

I think there were signs he was losing it recently...

http://www.barcamemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Mourinho-with-his-daughter-No-DNA-Test-Needed.jpg

And he was ignoring his physiological staff

http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/mourinhodancerbig_450x350.jpg


Edited by: "DonkeyKonk" 17th Dec 2015
Ha ha so funny! Heat added
Dual purpose this deal too.

It can be reused to make the plastic flags they hand out at Champions League games.
got rid of wrong man.....get rid of players not putting their hearts into the game!
Liverpool_Bear

Dual purpose this deal too.It can be reused to make the plastic flags … Dual purpose this deal too.It can be reused to make the plastic flags they hand out at Champions League games.



Don't worry, we won't take the Europa league spot away from you. YAWA
X)X)X)
http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Oh+right_49f51a_4974895.gif

Think he's lost his bottle X)
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