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Posted 29 December 2018
Shag Yourself Slim: The Most Enjoyable Way to Lose Weight £2.48 Kindle Edition @ Amazon
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Start the new year with a bang, and lose weight at the same time
£3.99 for the paperback edition.
Great for losing weight after all of that over indulgence.
Description
Product Description
Forget diets...Forget the gym...Forget everything you knew about losing weight... Every aspect of shagging burns calories. And this book tells you how many calories each position will burn*. So get this book, get shagging and get slim! * Only aids weight loss as part of a calorie-controlled diet.
Synopsis
Losing weight isn't rocket science: eat less and move more and it will happen. The link between sex and slimming is also simple: a good hard rogering will burn calories. Stuffed with brilliant shagging tips and calorie burning guide for both sexes, there's plenty here to keep you entertained.
£3.99 for the paperback edition.
Great for losing weight after all of that over indulgence.
Description
Product Description
Forget diets...Forget the gym...Forget everything you knew about losing weight... Every aspect of shagging burns calories. And this book tells you how many calories each position will burn*. So get this book, get shagging and get slim! * Only aids weight loss as part of a calorie-controlled diet.
Synopsis
Losing weight isn't rocket science: eat less and move more and it will happen. The link between sex and slimming is also simple: a good hard rogering will burn calories. Stuffed with brilliant shagging tips and calorie burning guide for both sexes, there's plenty here to keep you entertained.
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Edited by a community support team member, 29 December 2018
88 Comments
sorted byIt’s just a bit of fun
Are you Mrs Witch or Mr Switch? The ambiguity may lead people to respond to you differently, depending on their stance.
If you post a deal for brushed chrome socket plates, it'll go through the roof with those who think you're the latter.
Although you may need a new name to maximise the referrals
That's the fun of it though right?!
Hopefully loads, so their partners can head butt them and tell them to leave. It’s best to get rid of these people ASAP
In a way yes.
Many I'd assume.
Well, ladies only need apply, which means that if you sell electrical components then you’ll be doubtless disappointed, but if you fly around on a broomstick, then you may join the queue and submit your request / preferences!
Slim?
🚨 Sexism Alert! 🚨
What makes you think only men are giving this to their partners and not women?
Picking up a nasty STD - the pounds will fall off you.
Well you might end up with burn marks on your knees and arse I guess (speaking from experience a long time ago on a nylon carpet)
Read this instead, problem solved:
Would you rather they flashed something else then?
🤢 🤮 ....lost weight already..
Same here
Putting your head up there will not shed too many calories!