Bullet Vibrator (AAA Battery not included) £1 @ Poundland
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Bullet Vibrator (AAA Battery not included) £1 @ Poundland

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Found 12th Aug 2013
In need of a CHEAP thrill?

Then look no further than your local Poundland.

My Missus has done the nose test with it and can confirm 9 out of 10 for vibration.

It comes in blank canvass white so you can jazz it up a little with felt tipped pens and glitter etc which are available two aisles down.

The AAA batteries are at the till at 10 for a quid.

Actually the box is wrong and it's a AA battery.

Box is also a little misleading in that it says power and speed controller built in but then underneath single speed vibration. Can confirm that it is single speed only.
- bob_hoskins

UPDATE - Actually you can use a AAA battery but the space is clearly designed for a AA and a AA works. They are looking into correcting the box packaging
- bob_hoskins

214 Comments

Banned

A cigar case and some angry bees is cheaper

Voted hot simply for the cheap thrill comment!

'which are available two isles down'

Jersey?

Why does your wife's nose vibrate?

Original Poster

useless_57

Why does your wife's nose vibrate?



Apparently that's how ladies test these devices.........

Hot, hot, hot....

if the beach boys were ever shopping in poundland then i am sure they would say this deal gives them good vibrations.

Banned

inch??

Do they cum with a guarantee?

I want to be able to return to the store if I have any problems with it.

Lol

this bargain hunting can give you a real buzz!

Original Poster

sofiasar

inch??



Spec from the side of box,

Length = 130.7mm ( 5 and a bit inches )

Diameter = 27mm ( 1 and a bit inches )

Built in power and speed controller with twist on/off

LMAO
Edited by: "fozey" 12th Aug 2013

This will keep her quiet while I get on with more important things like looking for realistic 'spam purses' in the 99p store.

My wife would prefer something a little larger. Not so much a bullet as an artillery round

Thanks! Thats fathers day present for 2014 done already

If my wife's not fully satisfied can I take it back for a refund?

Morning commute's about to get a whole lot better!

fozey

Spec from the side of box,Length = 130.7mm ( 5 and a bit inches )Diameter … Spec from the side of box,Length = 130.7mm ( 5 and a bit inches )Diameter = 27mm ( 1 and a bit inches )Built in power and speed controller with twist on/offLMAO



you obviously bought this then?

Original Poster

JTLDN

If my wife's not fully satisfied can I return it for a refund?



Must be ok. Taken from their T&C's

Q. What is Poundland’s return policy?

A. Poundland offers (at the sole discretion of the store manager) an exchange or refund on unopened items returned within 7 days of purchase. The item must be returned with a valid proof of purchase and in its original condition. For health and hygiene reasons, food items, jewellery, liquids, underwear, swimwear and other items from time to time are excluded. This is in addition to your statutory rights.
- See more at: poundland.co.uk/hel…qs/

Original Poster

austin316del

you obviously bought this then?



I spotted it and the wife bought it, I took a photo of it then posted here.

cool stuff hahah:p

This is terrible bloody terrible you Fozey should be ashamed I think you added this DEAL only to degrade women.

HEAT ADDED xx

Bite the bullet

I wonder how they got around the requirement for a license to sell adult toys. It's clearly marketed as a bullet vibrator.

Just bought 2

Hello

I have used one of these and there not very good. Don't think that will stop the deal going mega hot mind you.

So sorry voted cold :(.

SuperClare

HelloI have used one of these and there not very good. Don't think that … HelloI have used one of these and there not very good. Don't think that will stop the deal going mega hot mind you.So sorry voted cold :(.



Did you get a snuffy nose after leaving it in too long?

As this is called a bullet vibrator does this mean it's for use on the Bullet hole?

Banned

simcolorstay

Hot, hot, hot....



Sad, Sad, Sad. Get a man.

Is it under DIY or home and leisure?!

diddly1

Just bought 2



http://www.survivingcollege.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/i-see-what-you-did-there.jpg

sidewards

Morning commute's about to get a whole lot better!



It would if you put it in 'sidewards'

If you're looking to get a cheaper deal I believe Amazon sell refurbished ones that were previously customer returns.

nowt wrong with them, just a few miles on the clock but plenty of life left.

COLD! doesn't come with operating instructions

Cheaper than any gigolo!:p

getsemail

If you're looking to get a cheaper deal I believe Amazon sell refurbished … If you're looking to get a cheaper deal I believe Amazon sell refurbished ones that were previously customer returns. nowt wrong with them, just a few miles on the clock but plenty of life left.


Can you post me the link please?

These aren't very good at all, for a few pounds more you can pick something up from lovehoney that lasts longer and is more ergonomic (yes guys, these mini ones are just awkward for the job at hand so kinda ruin the experience).

I recommend a wired bullet style with the remote over these which can be picked up for a around a fiver delivered.

It's not called POUNDland for nothing...

Pound-it-land

I thought it is for use elswhere - not up the nose!
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