Tesco frozen roast potatoes 800g - 76p instore and online

Yes these aren't as good as making them yourself, yes the potatoes are probably made of horse meat like all cheap frozen stuff.
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But you can chuck them in the air fryer when the kids are screaming, the cats been sick and someone is at your front door trying to sell you salvation.

And 73p spuds is all the kids deserve when they're playing some dumb game that involves them elbowing each other then demanding Calpol for their sore elbows.

Reviews are 3.1 stars mainly people complaining about black bits but realistically you forgot to clean the air fryer so you can just pass it off as Harry Potter magic wand burns ("hey kids, I think whoever eats the most wand burns will probably be going to Hogwarts"). Kids are gullible and you might as well take advantage of it. Don't feel too bad, one day they'll put you in a care home where you'll be eating frozen roast potatoes with frozen horse gammon and mushy veg every day.