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INT. DARK CAVERN - DAY

A group of adventurous kids known as THE GOONIES find themselves deep in a treacherous underground cave. The air is thick with excitement and a hint of body spray.

MOUTH, the sarcastic joker of the group, spots a mysterious ancient artifact.

MOUTH(whispering)Hey, you guys! Check out what I found!

DATA, the tech-savvy gadget master, pulls out his smartphone with a shiny case and captures the moment.

DATAHold on, let me get the perfect filter for this epic discovery. Hashtag ancientartifactgoals!

CHUNK, the lovable food enthusiast, munches on a bag of gluten-free, vegan-friendly potato chips.

CHUNKGuys, you won't believe what I discovered in my bag of kale chips! It's a treasure map!

MIKEY, the fearless leader, grabs the map with excitement.

MIKEYThis could lead us to One Direction concert tickets or, dare I say it, unlimited Wi-Fi!

Suddenly, the ground starts rumbling and a trapdoor opens.

BRAND, the older sibling with a sense of responsibility, checks his smartwatch.

BRANDAccording to my fitness tracker, this cave is way off my step count. We need to be careful!

SLICK SHOES, a member of the Goonies with sneakers coated in super-slippery nano-material, slides across the cave floor.

SLICK SHOESWho needs hoverboards when you've got Slick Shoes? Time to get our skates on!

As they venture deeper into the cave, they encounter a bunch of booby traps, which they cleverly avoid using their 2020s-style humor.

MOUTHWatch out for that Indiana Jones-style boulder! Hashtag epicclosecall!

DATAI've hacked into the cave's security system! Let's play "Simon Says" to unlock the next door. Simon says, "Press the green button!"

CHUNKPhew! Thank goodness my vegan jerky gave me the strength to outsmart that trap. Hashtag plant-powered!

MIKEYThis cave is like an escape room on steroids. But remember, guys, safety first! Don't forget to sanitize your hands after touching any ancient artifacts.

BRANDAnd don't forget to check the map for the nearest charging station. We can't afford to let our phones die in the middle of this quest!

Finally, they reach the hidden treasure, which turns out to be a collection of rare vinyl records and a stack of Bitcoin.

MIKEYGuys, we've hit the jackpot! The treasure of the Goonies is a lifetime supply of vintage vinyl and enough Bitcoin to buy a small island!

They celebrate their victory with an impromptu dance-off, showcasing the latest TikTok moves.

SLICK SHOESNo way we're leaving this cave without recording a viral dance challenge! Let's show the world how the Goonies get down!

With their new treasure, viral fame, and the promise of unlimited Wi-Fi, the Goonies emerge from the cave, ready to take on the world.

FADE OUT.