Cool! now i can recreate the scene from Star Wars: Empire strikes back!
Interesting mindset from the OP "Yeah I'd like to return this ice cream maker because it doesn't make decent ice cream, I can't understand it, I used loads of sugar, cream, dishwater, dog doo, and garlic... it's not decent." (lol)
I have 1 similar to this, save your money and get a propper machine. Got to have these in the freezer for a min 8hrs before use.