Did that actually happen to you?
you walk home sad, lonely, hungry and looking like a clown..... will probably start raining too and your make up will run. i'd just give up on the whole idea, and get a kebab ;)
only 500 available? What happens when you dress up like a clown then turn up as number 501...
......Speaking of Whoppers! (shock)
So where do I buy a clown dress? Only ebay sell them but look crap