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Free mystery glass Dildo with £25 spend @ Bondara
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Free mystery glass Dildo with £25 spend @ Bondara
Free Glass Dildo with a £25 spend at Bondara Use code FREEGLASS Free gift value up to £24.99 Take a shine to a glass sex toy with your FREE Mystery Glass Dildo. Whether it's y… Read more
Toptrumpet

For those of you reading this that are perhaps a little bit vanilla in the bedroom, if you wanted to perhaps be a bit more raspberry ripple then I would suggest treating yourself to one of these. Anything with batteries could be daunting, what with switches, noise and old fashioned beliefs, but the glass ones could be a starter point for either sex. Not really a review, just an observation.

myusernamehasgone234

Just realised you were asking about the item rather than the deal. If you need to ask then this deal probably isn't for you

nanuek

Clever and smutty. Bravo

myusernamehasgone234

If you spend £25 at Bondara on anything lingerie or toys you will receive a free glass dildo with your order worth up to £24.99

MAURICE_BOYLAN

What is this actually for ????

Bondora Free Dildo on £30 spend plus free delivery!
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Posted 29th Nov 2018Posted 29th Nov 2018
Bondora Free Dildo on £30 spend plus free delivery!
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Heat.Sink

Looks like when it comes to dildos, size does matter

gazdoubleu

SteelCity

Go on...take the plunge!

Hapzy

(horror) thought I’d read it wrong but no it’s Dildo day

DSB690

Could do with a new draught excluder (y)

Durex Vibrator Multi-Speed Dual G Spot Vibrator £28.81 @ Durex Aliexpress
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Posted 23rd Apr 2018Posted 23rd Apr 2018
Durex Vibrator Multi-Speed Dual G Spot Vibrator £28.81 @ Durex Aliexpress
If you are registered you can get $15 off a $30 spen. Double motors 2. Two vibrating stimulation 3. 5 shaft vibrating functions 4. 7 rabbit ear vibrating functions … Read more
G.O.A.T

G.O.A.T

Do they have a warehouse deal on these? Like damaged box, customer returns etc :p

drtongue

Straight to the comments lol

Moo117

Is this any good at mixing paint pots?

Sharpie_420

How much horsepower?

Massive Thor 11 Inch Realistic Vibrator-Dildo Multi Speed x2@ eBay (MrHoppyUK) for £17.58
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Massive Thor 11 Inch Realistic Vibrator-Dildo Multi Speed x2@ eBay (MrHoppyUK) for £17.58
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To clear it up, you have to buy 2 to be able to use the code to get the discount so 2 of these are £17.58 (Who would only want 1 anyway?!?!?) Whether you are single or part of a c… Read more
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benrobertsno1

Who wants a woman that takes this. Loose as a goose.

shadey12

Maybe ideal for self defense,

Sizzlestick

Considering Disney owns the Thor copyright, this is a fake as I see no Disney marking on it.

extonjoe

Over 800 sold WTF

Sizzlestick

Used!?

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NMC Curved Passion Realistic sex toy with Suction Base, 7.5 inch - Flesh Black £8.13 Prime / £12.12 non prime Adult Superstore and Fulfilled by Amazon
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Posted 27th Jul 2017Posted 27th Jul 2017
NMC Curved Passion Realistic sex toy with Suction Base, 7.5 inch - Flesh Black £8.13 Prime / £12.12 non prime Adult Superstore and Fulfilled by Amazon
Have been checking three camels for a few bits and came across this one. Not sure how long is will stay here coz I have no idea if those products are even allowed on HUKD. Amazon … Read more
JamesStawell

The price is back up to almost £20.

darecy

Does stick to forehead? I have small brown pony and looking for him a Halloween costume, it always dream to be an unicorn...

cocogumbo

I like how you chose the Amazon logo as the pic rather than the actual product.. lols!

Epicurean

If you want to be discrete you could keep it under your pillow. https://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=Nakano%20KN057 There's no way I was ever going to embed that picture or post that deal.

steve_b_333

I shall ask my brother to post his video demonstration and review shortly.

lambada dildo £9.99 @ Bondara
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lambada dildo £9.99 @ Bondara
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g8spur

A lot of " look at me" comments in this thread.

Deano467

and who claimed to be a lesbian in same thread lol...

therealclaireh

check http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/help/returns-policy/ specifically

louiselouise

I may just be getting my leg pulled (ooer) but I doubt any company would accept used sex toys as a return, health and safety and all that. Maybe if it was a super-expensive battery-powered item that failed early in its life, perhaps? You can't even return underwear bought online, never mind double dongs!

dt_matthews

Hang on a second, returning a used dildo. Wtf. Mind blown. I think I just found the worst job in Britain, LH customer returns dept.

16.5" colossus dildo surprise her this valentines £70.99 @ Amazon
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Posted 11th Feb 2015Posted 11th Feb 2015
16.5" colossus dildo surprise her this valentines £70.99 @ Amazon
Don't sit on the fence this valentines and give her what she wants
Dryosh

I looked to see the comedy comments but every review by the guys is a verified purchaser. oO

SpenJC

Ordered thanks

bwmxyz

Like every review on first page is by a man hehe

ToxicNeo

Love the reviews!

inovthered

Does that mean when a Southerner is 'coming', they announce they are 'arriving'?

17% off when you spend £30 using voucher code @ Bondara
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17% off when you spend £30 using voucher code @ Bondara
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lasuil

Cheers, saved me some pennies. Also 17.17% cashback through topcashback :)

25% off using voucher code @ Bondara
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Posted 15th Apr 2014Posted 15th Apr 2014
25% off using voucher code @ Bondara
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HARNESS THE POWER VIBRATING STRAP ON DILDO £20 was £40 @ ann summers
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HARNESS THE POWER VIBRATING STRAP ON DILDO £20 was £40 @ ann summers
This realistic strap on dildo has been inspired by the best-selling Mr Dick & Mr Tom - and it comes with 10 knee-trembling vibrating functions! Featuring realistic veins and m… Read more
kierankeyes17

Cold mainly bought by butch lesbians who want to be men

markpj777

Explain why. A deal is a deal!

mdbs

i wonder if the OP feels a bit of a nob for posting this?

granst

What is their returns policy?

39wizball

best comment ever. nice one. BTW I agree with the second bit.

MR CURVE SUCTION DILDO £10 @ annsummers
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MR CURVE SUCTION DILDO £10 @ annsummers
Meet Mr Curve, our incredible 6 inch dildo that you can stick onto any flat surface for hands-free fun... Mr Curve looks just like the real thing, and feels just like the real thi… Read more
7day

Or get refurb cheep

superam99

Looks like I better suck it and see then!

bouncy99

this isnt a snap on tool, its a suction tool ;)

londonguy

will you buy one and do a video review for us ?

buffylass

hahaha love the comments

Tracey Cox Supersex Glass Dildo Set!! £25 !! 16% Quidco! LOVEHONEY.CO.UK
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Tracey Cox Supersex Glass Dildo Set!! £25 !! 16% Quidco! LOVEHONEY.CO.UK
One day deal!! £25 down from £35, was after these for a while, great great gift for a wife/gf or even treat yourself ladies ;) 16% Quidco at the moment too!! HOT HOT HOT Two of … Read more
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antenna

Alright if you need to find your watch.

deleted467130

o__o Woah really? I don't know what to think about seeing my insides, LOL.

antenna

There is a battery powered one of these with a built in projector lense that will show a picture of your "inside" on a darkened wall.

deleted467130

Ah, shame.. I went to buy this set a few weeks ago for the full price, but so glad I held out, ^_^

antenna

I paid over double for the clear glass one last week.........i think they saw me coming.

[ADULT] 25% off Everything at SexToys.co.uk with Discount Code (FREE Postage)
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[ADULT] 25% off Everything at SexToys.co.uk with Discount Code (FREE Postage)
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Not quite what I expected to post for my first deal but here goes! At SexToys.co.uk they are offering 25% off all products placed in the shopping basket with the fantastic voucher… Read more
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chuckley

mumstheword.... IM DYING!!!!!!

OxWearingSocks

The receipt proof! Your other half will say thank you :)

Private Pleaser Dildo £9.99 + Free delivery @bondara.co.uk
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Private Pleaser Dildo £9.99 + Free delivery @bondara.co.uk
I was asked to look for One of these, for my next door neighbors, wife's uncle' who is visiting from Mykonos, quite a deal, all things considered. He was over joyed with it. Thi… Read more
Quadrille

For £9.99 you can get a better one China (via ebay) that has cock, balls and sound surround stereo!* :) There's better presents ;) *OK, I'm exaggerating!

KSauce

Cold. I'd expect these things to have dropped to atleast a £1 per inch. Hang on a second, it's not an SSD...

kencol

lol

Lovehoney Oh! Rabbit Realistic Silicone Vibrator - Half price only £20 (24 hours only)
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Posted 21st Apr 2012Posted 21st Apr 2012
Lovehoney Oh! Rabbit Realistic Silicone Vibrator - Half price only £20 (24 hours only)
"Experience almighty pleasure with Lovehoney's Oh! Rabbit Vibrator. Based on the original Jessica Rabbit Vibrator but upgraded with a soft silicone exterior and an array of excitin… Read more
matman050988

I was the one using it on her if thats what you mean, quite good actually LOL.

Gitfinger

Wellies? Well I suppose it can get muddy in the country!

tinca

Its modelled on my tongue!!!

LOUGHBORO.GUY

yes it is but pic is 5years old

matman050988

Only the firt 3 inches of the vagina are apparently sensitive, so technically anything more than that is a waste i suppose. On a side note my Mrs won a Rabbit (the new silicone black one) in a raffle at her friends Anne Summers party last week, Tryed it out twice and she hates it and said she cant understand how people climax from it. Each to their own i guess.

PS3 Move Motion Controller £22.28 @ Amazon UK
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PS3 Move Motion Controller £22.28 @ Amazon UK
Very good price as far as I am aware, usually £27-29 Please tell me where I can find this cheaper if you vote cold.
Kazaam

Just Dance 3 is very good! Good exercise, and very fun!

admars

£21.79 now. Cheers OP, wondering what other games to get. I have Medieval Moves (2nd move can be used for shield, while 1st does combat). There's a Mel b fitness one for about £5, missus is interested in getting a keep fit stile game.

TrubluGamer

Ordered. Thanks OP :)

HKerInLondon

but the reason why many people choosing PS3 is because online gameplay should be free in the first place.

sennasnit

Not true.

Doc Johnson The Fist of Adonis Dildo 12 Inch - £32.99 Delivered @ LoveHoney
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Doc Johnson The Fist of Adonis Dildo 12 Inch - £32.99 Delivered @ LoveHoney
Good reviews, hope this helps somebody :) Oof! 'One size fits most', boasts Doc Johnson about this lifesize sex toy, but you'll need to be sure of yourself - and your supply of lu… Read more
Gandy1981

And all the men and women who buy this now have floom rides instead of tight ones nasty

louiselouise

Order this, and "The Fractured But Whole" ;)

jogrey80

I FEEL THIS IS SLIGHTLY INAPPROPRIATE FOR A FAMILY SITE ..REPORTED I HOPE U GET BANNED!!! ...BEFORE U DO THOUGH PLS FEEL FREE TO CHECK OUT MY DEALS ...GOT SOME TOP SHELF STUFF!!

Nut_cake

Fist bump LOL

jimrod2

As much as I agree with the concerns over this posting, I couldn't help but laugh at the alternatives once the fire had gone out here. Try a 19in TV for size.

PS Move Starter Set £27.95 at the Hut
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Posted 1st Dec 2011Posted 1st Dec 2011
PS Move Starter Set £27.95 at the Hut
Cheapest i could find for a friend of mine. Seems even cheaper than they are selling 2nd hand on ebay... The pack will contain a PlayStation Move motion controller, a PlayStation … Read more
RicknVic

now 29.95

Darkman

Was £20 a few weeks ago in John Lewis when they had a clearout. Missed it that time...

skinrush

Good price. I paid £29.95 for this at shopto the other day. You'll probably get a lot quicker delivery from shopto than the Hut though.

rko_jpl7

House of the Dead Overkill is good you will enjoy it more if you haven't played the Wii version although it does include a lot of swearing and I found the story entertaining. Time Crisis it doesn't feel anything like the older games it feels like a Crisis Zone game with Time Crisis slapped on to sell it, however Deadstorm Pirates is the best on the Time Crisis game. Good deal for the PS Move though.

bmouthboyo

sweet cheers mate, just had a splurge and ordered this, the move navigation controller time crises and HOTD and official gun attachment lol Could do with getting another move and gun for the gf now

20% off everything at love honey until 13/10/11
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Posted 13th Oct 2011Posted 13th Oct 2011
20% off everything at love honey until 13/10/11
20% off toys, lubes, undies you name it!! Enjoy
moominman

Craftycol

Just been going through the site picking out a few things with my gf. Both of us smiling as we got to checkout lol. Thanks, more heat added (in all the right places!) :-)

Lad

Thanks for your help, mate 8)

Feverdawg

glad it helped - check your invoice in email to be sure - I know I did :)

foxrocks

That worked, thanks man!

PlayToys Sleek and Sexy Multispeed G-Spot Vibrator £5 @  LoveHoney + FREE DEL!
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PlayToys Sleek and Sexy Multispeed G-Spot Vibrator £5 @ LoveHoney + FREE DEL!
This lightweight G-spot vibrator is great for exploring that secret pleasure zone! Super smooth and with a curved shaft, this is a thick and fulfilling sex toy that knows how to pl… Read more
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Choo_Choo

PMSL :w00t:

Hondo

You mean i didn't .......OMG...........:?

TheWorthinger

Still looks like a big, fat, pink finger! An over weight lover with poor circulation might have a similar effect and look. Oh, recent studies suggest the g-spot doesn't exist: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8439000.stm

deleted14806

Why are kids on here anyway???....A vibrator is a masturbation aid, which is a normal activity.......I pity kids that grow up still believing that they came from a cabbage patch!

deleted79963

:roll: +1 - to be honest when my son is older I would want him to have a basic understanding of things like this and not be [too] embarrassed/scared.... or worse told some stupid made up stuff by his friends. If youre educating your kids properly about sex, things like this should come as a shock - or at least should begin an honest discussion :whistling: No wonder we have one of the highest teen pregnancy rates in the world - if we actually talk honestly about sex and not get all freaked out maybe some of these kids would have some respect for their bodies. No wonder its soooo hard/scary/confusing to be a teenager - if their parents are this awkward about a vibrator. Theres an Ann Summers in most shopping centres now so whats the problem? Oh yes...and a great price for a bit of harmless fun!!!!!

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