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50 Shades of Grey gift set £51 (24 items) worth £300 @ Lovehoney
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Found 10th DecFound 10th Dec
This is a great offer, for £56 (£51 with me account) down from £80 down from £200 with a worth of £300 To get this deal first go to lovehoney.co.uk/ann-summers-difference/?_fp1=… Read more
pqr

That's Gran's Christmas sorted.

Cramsteems

Blimey the things kids play with these days...

Arutha

To order from the work PC or not to order from the work PC...

CaptainSocks

Wife was feeling kinky t'other night. Asked me to turn off the light and shove it up her harris. I did as I was told and she screamed. In hindsight, I probably should have waited for the bulb to cool down first.

50% OFF LINGERIE & GIFTS @ Ann Summers
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Found 10th DecFound 10th Dec
Starting at £2.50, Some nice stocking fillers here...or maybe a secret Santa gift...or just a nice gift for the wife? Anyways up to 50% off sale here...too may it’s to post Each … Read more
Kelsbels2205

It doesn't work?!

badger636

Oh really, I tried to you aswell but I won’t work. Try me again?

Kelsbels2205

That's very sweet of ya. I did actually try pm you but didn't go through. Ty tho. Its banter its all good. (cheeky)

badger636

You are actually a really nice girl to talk to and a bit of a laugh lol, sorry if I took it too far didn’t mean to

Kelsbels2205

Agreed

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10% off Lingerie Gift Collections with code @ Bluebella
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16/12/2018Expires on 16/12/2018Found 10th DecFound 10th Dec
Enter the code at the checkout,to get 10% off gift collection.
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Pasante Naturelle Condoms - Pack of 144 Cheaper Again  £10.59 or £10.24 sub & Save / £3.49 non-Prime postage
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Found 9th DecFound 9th Dec
With Christmas and new year around the corner its time to get your wellies on XD or £9.99 in the right hand side of the page Pasante Naturelle condoms are shaped for a natural … Read more
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NotMarki

Pasante stink

Hondo

In Before 1 for each day of the 144 .... :|

wezzman11

Good deal, but these are given for free from you local clinic.

random_dude

Sped read that, whole different context

dandubi

Waiting for the Amazon warehouse 20% off offer again, will snap up that 1 used at £8.34!

30% Off Christmas Lingerie + Free Next Day Del w/code - Christmas Unwrap Me Red Bow Teddy + Garter Belt Set £10.49 @ Bondara - more in OP
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Found 7th DecFound 7th Dec
Great offer from Bondara - 30% Off Christmas Lingerie PLUS Free Next Day Delivery with code HOTFD - includes some fab items for Christmas gifts :D Get Deal goes to ALL in the 30… Read more
Tantrix1

Amazing! HotUKDeals with HotGirls!

LiPeilin

Can I open it now mom?

Piggykins

Had to take my blood pressure medicine after seeing this.

robbiewin

Do you reckon thats going up her batty crack

caverncity

Pinch to zoom works great on my new phone

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100 durex condoms for £29.99 at Amazon
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Found 7th DecFound 7th Dec
These are a bargain at £29.99. At 30p each they are cheaper than boots with their buy one get one half price. For those of us who are married it looks like there is a long used by … Read more
beauhiggs

OMG (lol)

RT1982

Yo comrades. What’s up with the scores? This is meant to be on fire. At least it will be unless you wrap up....

bma1445

Next day delivery - that's me sorted 'til next Friday!

coyote

£5 from screwfix all you need is a pair of scissors and you got yourself 1000

psmith1958

Hot !! we not burning Rubber today ;)

Amazon - 144 Pasante Naturale Condoms £11.79 (Prime) / £16.28 (non Prime) at Amazon
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Found 6th DecFound 6th Dec
As per title. 11.79 one off purchase with prime delivery. Or you can subscribe and save for 11.20. Couple of boxes may suffice till the new year.
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napolimp

Looking for 144 people to split the price of this box with.

Burty2018

Mother in law's stocking filler sorted. Heat

Oneday77

Is a Chinese Mouse not a Dragon.

coventgamer

Good for prossies

Hardawan

You have used as two in one to go through them quicker :D

spend £40 and get a free rabbit vibrator @ Lovehoney
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Found 4th DecFound 4th Dec
spend £40 on anything on the website and get a free rabbit vibrator worth £59.99 with your delivery. using the code happy40. This is a coded offer and cannot be used in conjunction… Read more
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steve123uk

I'm not saying my wife uses her vibrator much, but she's got shares in Duracell....

alwayslfc

No, I think we'll have Turkey like everyone else this year... 😁

ali.alqadhi

we have something in common ;)

RainbowKiss

I prefer the real thing..A wily not a rabbit! Lol

firthy01

My missus will be buzzing with this

Best Sex of Your Life Couple's Sex Toy Advent Calendar with 24 items worth £250 inc underwear & restraints now £50 delivered @ Love Honey
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Found 29th NovFound 29th Nov
Contains 24 items worth over £250 when purchased individually on the Love Honey site and previously selling for £70 at its lowest now get it delivered via 2 day tracked delivery - … Read more
Bad.Actor

You buy a bag of marshmallows to go with that?

downthedrain

Not sure, their mouths will be full.

Norseg

Fleshlights don't say to you "are you going to put it in or what? I don't have all day" or "its proper tiny haha mate" said the Chavette from Blackpool

BarnSt0rmer

They told me my cheese and onion jonnies tasted disgusting. I pointed out that I wasn't wearing one.

Norseg

Will the ladies say "your willy is proper minging" like they do in Blackpool, whatever that means

£15 off of a £20 Spend at Lovehoney!
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Found 29th NovFound 29th Nov
Quick you can £15 off of a £20 spend at Lovehoney Step by step process: Click this link > https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/offers/ Click “create and account and get £5 off” at the … Read more
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Mysticaltopaz24

Ha ha, what about bigbad ? (cheeky)

smallsteve

Originally tried to setup a username of ‘unnaturallyLargeSteve’, but it was already taken! Strangely, smallsteve and xtrasmallsteve were the only ones available.

Mysticaltopaz24

Not confident with a name that begins with ,small* (cheeky)

Harry_Radzuan

No it is still working. I just tried and created a new account and it worked.

DanyD89

I was more than happy to pay delivery. I got ankle restraints, wrist restraints, butt plug and anal jelly and paid £9.59 all in. Happy Birthday to my husband ;)

HALF PRICE Durex Thin Feel Condoms, Pack of 100 £29.99 @ Amazon
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Found 26th NovFound 26th Nov
Ends tonight so don't wait! (highfive) Durex Thin Feel is thinner for high sensitivity Easy-On shaped and teat ended for comfort and fit Transparent and lubricated natural r… Read more
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sgc

That's right - you'll find them pinned up on the notice board

alistair94

You can get FREE condoms at your local NHS sexual health clinic, no need to spend money on them.

uksurfer

72 Condoms from £9.99 at - https://www.freedoms-shop.com/

bb123

Nope, as I heard that most medicines are short dated means 6 months before the actual expiry. I sometimes use them but I don't assume responsibility for someone trying it. IT'S NOT MY ADVICE. just an opinion

sparklehedgehog

So can we use this as legally binding advice?

53% off Durex Condoms - Cyber Monday deal: Durex Pleasure Me Condoms - Pack of 20​ £6.99 + £4.49 delivery non Prime  @ Amazon
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Found 26th NovFound 26th Nov
Durex Pleasure Me Condoms are ribbed and dotted for extra stimulation Easy-on shaped and teat ended for comfort and fit Transparent and lubricated natural rubber latex condoms N… Read more
Itsabargain69

This should last me until tomorrow thanks op

adil171

That’s me sorted for 2019 (angel) (party)

Hopeitscheaper

Funny that......... Next door to me two lesbians live and there a lovely couple.. Lately they've been really nice and bought me a watch for my birthday, which was nice, trouble is, I think they misheard me when I said I wanna 'watch'..... Never mind, I'll get these instead

spickyd

I’ll want more than 53% off to pleasure me! :{

Boopop

On current form these will last me at least me a couple of decades - thanks! Oh wait, condoms expire don't they. Darn!

Durex Intense Gel Stimulating Orgasm Enhancer 10ml & 10ml FREE Lube - £7.49 @ eBay (Store: liltd1)
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Found 25th NovFound 25th Nov
free delivery Durex Intense Orgasmic Gel is a clitoral stimulating gel, designed for more intense orgasms. Creates warming, cooling or tingling sensations that can increase the se… Read more
banjomike

A dollop of this in a glass of Sloe gin will work wonders.

Mark_Hickman

Mouthwash before oral works a treat (lol)

jozski

Is it the same as Vix vapour rub (lol) 😵 :/

leechris82

A bit off spit with airwave gum is a very cheep alternative (y) (:I

jain236

Put a sealant and unseal it whenever you want...Tell this to your friends.

52% off Durex Condoms - Black Friday sale Durex Surprise Me Variety Condoms - Pack of 40​ £12.99 Prime / £17.48 Non Prime @ Amazon
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Found 24th NovFound 24th Nov
24 hour deal of the day on Amazon, huge 52% off. Size: Pack of 40 Durex Surprise Me pack contains 40 natural rubber latex condoms of assorted sensations for extra fun 10x th… Read more
Craigslist_isBetter

Hardly any variety if you are married!

Rhys_Turner

"Family pack". Not sure what to make of that...

Doormatt2000

We all like a bit of variety XD

mickrick

Nice one. I've been after a family pack of these at a decent price.

Jen_Davies

Brilliant (lol) (lol) (lol)

Durex Intense Orgasmic Gel, 10 ml - £5.99! + £4.49 delivery non Prime @ Amazon
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Found 23rd NovFound 23rd Nov
Hi all, First post - perfect secret santa idea! £5.99 cheapest I have seen it.
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ashmac

In laws Xmas present sorted Thanks

Kevlar.Engineer

£599.00 per 100 ml (quoted on Amazon Product page) or £5990.00 per Litre This is very expensive liquid?!?!?

Sam_Crow

Some doth protest too much ;)

Kevlar.Engineer

Is this tried and tested?? Or a trip to A&E?

JasonVoorhees

It's not lube Mr Hefner (y)

25% Off everything in Lovehoney - 50% Off certain items + Create an account to get £5 off
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Found 23rd NovFound 23rd Nov
25% Off everything in Love Honey and some items our 50% off + If you create an account you can get £5 off aswell :D Might make someone a happy Christmas (flirt)
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SeriousCereal

Thats a great deal!

penfoldstuart

Stacked with 50% off product, 25% unidays student and £5 off new customer £35 down to £12,happy misses

aturner123

Not all heroes wear capes!

JumpMan1980

I love Honey.

SeriousCereal

Hey if it makes someones Christmas im happy 8) I ordered things on Monday to surprise the partner already but thought might as well post it here.

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