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50 Shades of Grey gift set £51 (24 items) worth £300 @ Lovehoney
Found 10th DecFound 10th Dec
This is a great offer, for £56 (£51 with me account) down from £80 down from £200 with a worth of £300 To get this deal first go to… Read more

That's Gran's Christmas sorted.


Blimey the things kids play with these days...


To order from the work PC or not to order from the work PC...


Wife was feeling kinky t'other night. Asked me to turn off the light and shove it up her harris. I did as I was told and she screamed. In hindsight, I probably should have waited for the bulb to cool down first.

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50% OFF LINGERIE & GIFTS @ Ann Summers
Found 10th DecFound 10th Dec
Starting at £2.50, Some nice stocking fillers here...or maybe a secret Santa gift...or just a nice gift for the wife? Anyways up to 50% off sale here...too may it’s to post Each … Read more

Argee with that one. If they fit body they dont touch boobs


Oh really, I tried to you aswell but I won’t work. Try me again?


You are actually a really nice girl to talk to and a bit of a laugh lol, sorry if I took it too far didn’t mean to


Lol sorry was only having a laugh. It’s not all about size anyway


I reckon big lol ;)

30% Off Christmas Lingerie + Free Next Day Del w/code - Christmas Unwrap Me Red Bow Teddy + Garter Belt Set £10.49 @ Bondara - more in OP
Found 7th DecFound 7th Dec
Great offer from Bondara - 30% Off Christmas Lingerie PLUS Free Next Day Delivery with code HOTFD - includes some fab items for Christmas gifts :D Get Deal goes to ALL in the 30… Read more

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Can I open it now mom?


Had to take my blood pressure medicine after seeing this.


Do you reckon thats going up her batty crack


Pinch to zoom works great on my new phone

spend £40 and get a free rabbit vibrator @ Lovehoney
Found 4th DecFound 4th Dec
spend £40 on anything on the website and get a free rabbit vibrator worth £59.99 with your delivery. using the code happy40. This is a coded offer and cannot be used in conjunction… Read more
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I'm not saying my wife uses her vibrator much, but she's got shares in Duracell....


No, I think we'll have Turkey like everyone else this year... 😁


we have something in common ;)


I prefer the real thing..A wily not a rabbit! Lol


My missus will be buzzing with this

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Best Sex of Your Life Couple's Sex Toy Advent Calendar with 24 items worth £250 inc underwear & restraints now £50 delivered @ Love Honey
Found 29th NovFound 29th Nov
Contains 24 items worth over £250 when purchased individually on the Love Honey site and previously selling for £70 at its lowest now get it delivered via 2 day tracked delivery - … Read more

You buy a bag of marshmallows to go with that?


Not sure, their mouths will be full.


Fleshlights don't say to you "are you going to put it in or what? I don't have all day" or "its proper tiny haha mate" said the Chavette from Blackpool


They told me my cheese and onion jonnies tasted disgusting. I pointed out that I wasn't wearing one.


Will the ladies say "your willy is proper minging" like they do in Blackpool, whatever that means

£15 off of a £20 Spend at Lovehoney!
Found 29th NovFound 29th Nov
Quick you can £15 off of a £20 spend at Lovehoney Step by step process: Click this link > Click “create and account and get £5 off” at the … Read more
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Ha ha, what about bigbad ? (cheeky)


Originally tried to setup a username of ‘unnaturallyLargeSteve’, but it was already taken! Strangely, smallsteve and xtrasmallsteve were the only ones available.


Not confident with a name that begins with ,small* (cheeky)


No it is still working. I just tried and created a new account and it worked.


I was more than happy to pay delivery. I got ankle restraints, wrist restraints, butt plug and anal jelly and paid £9.59 all in. Happy Birthday to my husband ;)

£10 off £20 spend @ Lovehoney - account holders only
Found 28th NovFound 28th Nov
Got an email this morning with this offer: "Deal yourself in with this sexy discount - exclusive to Account holders". Activate your offer here:… Read more
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Yes it did (y)


DId it work


I just signed up to an account and got £5 worth of free points - used this with the code for £15 off - also works with sale items (y)


Thanks for sharing 😁


Lovehoney the site that keeps giving,thanks for the heads up

Free £44.99 Bullet Vibrator when you spend £20+ @ Love Honey
Found 20th NovFound 20th Nov
You get a free £44.99 Bullet Vibrator when you spend £20 - nice!

Out of stock now, so it’s offering 25% off the entire order instead.


i'll need to set a keyword for a drawer deal in HUKD cause I'm running out of room to put all these lovehoney deals, got a Fleshlight and a free gift for the missus


No, it looks cheap to get both my MiL and my nan one. I'll have to keep looking for the MiL.


I hope she enjoys unwrapping your package on Christmas day. 🤞


brilliant, the compulsory reply for this type of deal hasn't been posted yet. so here goes: that's the mother in laws Christmas present sorted. (shock)

Instinct Suspender - Black/Red £14.40 @ Pour Moi
Found 20th NovFound 20th Nov
In offer was £18 hope you love the Pour Moi Instinct Suspenders as much as I like me Mrs in them <3 🥒 It’s the ideal accompaniment to the collection, with scalloped la… Read more

"...If nooky is only natural, what is it, women dressed like that, are REALLY after? (skeptical) "


Christmas nights sorted &#x1F601;


I would but it site would get very very heated &#x1F48B;


Different way or different direction?


my other half is 152cm. tall and about 18 stones, will I look at her in a different way if she will accept to wear this stuff??

50% off many items for Blackfriday at Lovehoney eg Fishnet Mini Dress was £7.99 now £4
Found 17th NovFound 17th Nov
New deals every day so be sure to check back if you don’t find what you are looking are 40 / 50 / 60% off that I have seen so far...for example, this fishnet below is n… Read more

Thanks for sharing @Shrice - have added some info about a £5 off for new account holders &amp; a few more links - hope you don't mins, heat added :)


I hope you find more nice outfits to wear!


Great discount. They have some nice outfits on here. I have bought a couple of things &amp; they are very well made. Thanks very much for sharing.


Hubba hubba!


ta much better (highfive)

20% off Advent Calendars + Stacks with 30% off choose Love Honey today!!
Found 12th NovFound 12th Nov
Love honey has an offer on at the moment for 20% off all advent calendars + get an extra 30% off when choosing love honey today by clicking this link...… Read more

Can’t believe they put a worth on their models in the second pic, so un2018 of them...


Great find op, these have gone down again since I posted them If toys aren’t your thing they have this Lovehoney 12 Nights of Seduction One Size Lingerie Calendar will be £42.60 with the discount and £5 credit And for those wanting a sneaky peek at what’s inside

Black Friday Code Stack - 30% Off Everything + Free P&P - Christmas Unwrap Me Red Bow Teddy + Garter Belt Set £10.49 Del w/code @ Bondara
Refreshed 22nd NovRefreshed 22nd Nov
Update 1
Black Friday Offers at Bondara - 30% Off Everything including clearance - no minimum spend with code BLACK + Free Delivery with code HOTFD - codes will stack

Clearance Sale
Up to 30% Off Advent Calendars + Extra 30% Off w/code


Sexy Mrs Claus Three Piece Dress and Blindfold Set was £24.94 Del now £10.49 Del with code stack

Thought this might be useful for a Christmas Gift @ £11.99 & the Free Delivery code HOTFD is still working for Free Delivery :) Be quick though, they sold out very quickly l… Read more

Who's that up the chimney? Who's that up the chimney? Who's that up the chimney? I hope this Santa Claus. Full Song here


Hubba hubba


free delivery expired


Sod the wrap ,whose the model


You mean a typical Scottish "Hairy Mary" dont you? :{

£20 OFF When you spend £50 at Love Honey
Found 4th NovFound 4th Nov
Just been sent the £20 off when you spend £50 online. Get ready for the sexiest week ever with £20 off when you spend £50! Simply select the button below to claim your offer. B… Read more
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Lol lucky him


I got a date Friday result x


Ooh my husband is going to love me (devil)


I've got Sunday10, £10 off of a £30 spend if that helps anyone


Thanks OP

Code Stack - 50% Off Selected Items + Free Delivery w/codes @ Bondara eg All In One Bodystocking Suspender Set now £5.99 (See OP for more)
Found 30th OctFound 30th Oct
Update 31/10 - There's also a code for 25% off everything when spending £30+ It doesn't stack with both of the other codes though, although it does with the Free delivery one :) … Read more

Wow! You must have to press fit her into those.


I guess it’s time to buy large brass-ears for my wife.


That's mother's Day sorted.


think it should be MINGER50


To get that outfit try code Minger50 :o

Halloween Glitter Cat Eye Mask (Adult) Reduced to £2.50 Instore @ TK Maxx
LocalLocalFound 19th OctFound 19th Oct
These masks go for at least £6 (Claire's) and for even more on Amazon, so £2.50 is a pretty good bargain! Should be in most TK Maxx stores, as it is part of their Halloween collect… Read more

This would match my tail ;) ;)


You clearly have not seen the Fifty Shades series... ;)


The pet cat might like it but I think the dog will freak out A bit weird though isn't it? Masks make you sweat


Because sometimes mummy and daddy might like to have some fun!


Why would you wear it inside the house that's a bit silly (lol)

Upto 70% off + Deals Of the Week + Free Delivery w/code eg Leopard Lace Suspender Set now £4.49 del + free massage wand wys £40 @ Bondara
Refreshed 22nd OctRefreshed 22nd Oct
Update 24/10 - Today only free massage wand worth £39.99 when you spend £40 and use code MAGICTOUCH at checkout - expires midnight Update 22/10 - Sale continues + new Deals … Read more

You never know, she might like old men. Worked for me. :P


Blowout indeed.


Lamp lovers


Was.. five seconds after this photo was taken they were on the floor smashed.. still, the table was more robust ;)


There are some nice.......products on that website :/


If it's so "stupid", you know what to do.


Your native language is “stupid”. I’m sorry I had to point it out, but I’m not surprised.


Are you calling yourself stupid?


I can’t talk your native language, stupid, sorry!


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