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I tried these once, she wasn’t happy that the surprise was my mate black Dave in our bed pretending to beme (highfive)

Look no genitals SURPRISE !!!!

When I was a teen, my dad showed me a 30 minute PowerPoint presentation on why one should always wear a condom during sex. All the slides were just pictures of me.

Split flavour: Surprise!! You have STD now! 9mth edition: Surprise!! You don’t remember me but say hello to your son!

:/

I just sprinkle some chilli powder and dive right in. ;) ;) ;)

Here for the comments.

Is that a marital aid?

Get to the brothel sir

Wow, that doesn't give me much time!. Better start calling all my exes...

This is wrong, I emailed the seller and all sold since June are on the same manufacturing batch and I've just recieved mine and there shelf life till middle of 2021.

We must have similar personalities ;)

I don't need these, luckily for me my personality acts as birth control

30 /12 /2018

Great find OP

These are great, my dad swears by them.

O come all ye faithful

bangin' deal

Or that you can get em free on nhs

My friends grandad just got a new girlfriend he is fat grey haired and 65... there's 6+ billion people in the world dude keep the faith haha

I'm safe I'm fat and 50.

No. They are increasing because of irresponsible individuals

Thanks for the report! (y)

Nice link but only in the south in specific towns not great for us northern folk haha at least the NHS has got us covered.

The walk of shame

That is the poorest new years resolution ive heard so far.

Too thick. Cant feel a thing

No that was a refreshing read. Really beautiful (lol)

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That's right - you'll find them pinned up on the notice board

You can get FREE condoms at your local NHS sexual health clinic, no need to spend money on them.

72 Condoms from £9.99 at - https://www.freedoms-shop.com/

Nope, as I heard that most medicines are short dated means 6 months before the actual expiry. I sometimes use them but I don't assume responsibility for someone trying it. IT'S NOT MY ADVICE. just an opinion

So can we use this as legally binding advice?

It was a joke (cheeky)

Mine says 2020

Use By Date expired yesterday....

That's the spirit... wish you all the best.

Are you thaaaaaaaaaat insecure?

Like combing your hair with your hat on.

Are they available in size extra large?

My wife walked in to the room when I was in the middle of a furious argument with our son. When he ran out of the room crying, I said to my wife, "God, I wish that I'd used a condom now." My wife was aghast and said, "What! You mean you wish that our son had never been born?" I said, "No, I've got his girlfriend pregnant."

You are lucky mate. It will be 0.99p a year for me !

Only 'Intimate Feel' I get from these is when I cut my finger on the box :(

£1 more than me then.

You do know those adverts are tailored to your browsing history? Somebody's been looking at p0rn.... (excited) (excited) (excited)

144 opportunities to get someone pregnant. Lol

Thank goodness I have prime. They will be “coming” tomorrow. No pun intended

OK. I will pick thrm up next time I'm round.

Thats gross (lol)

If you're at that 'stage' already?. Then I can more than just casually/comfortably say, that you've already wayyyyyy CLEARLY lost the concept of what 'pregnancy precautions' was actually allllll about in the first place perhaps?. (skeptical) Or maybe, that's just me ... :{ Lol. (flirt)

Love the pin thru the packet - took me a second to notice... (lol) (lol) (lol)

Not if you're using a crisp packet... Ha, then again.. Maybe if you give it a rinse beforehand, everyone's happy...😋

Equality at last

Straight to comments............!

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Thx, you safe my life!

thanks op, it fits.

Tell him to enjoy it then.

They are more of a potpourri for the nether regions I'm led to believe. Fragrant for his and her pleasure.

Flavoured condoms... condoms are a stretch anyway, bj in condom should be illegal