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Mates 14 pk condoms £5 @ Sainsbury's Wigan
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Posted 6th Oct 2019Posted 6th Oct 2019LocalLocal
Mates 14 pk condoms £5 @ Sainsbury's Wigan
Mates 14 pack condoms on sale at Sainsbury’s Wigan
dataload

He also meant to say "husband"

steveieboy1

I’m sure you meant to say “Your” as “You” kills your attempt at humour. XD

justabout72

100% electronically tested??? (confused)

justabout72

not to be used as a life preserver

Donnellios

There is one guarantee in life and it's that this sort of comment is posted on every condom post.

48 x Durex Extended Pleasure Condoms (4 x Pack of 12 Condom) £19.49 @ Amazon - Dispatched from and sold by EI - Retail
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Posted 6th Sep 2019Posted 6th Sep 2019
48 x Durex Extended Pleasure Condoms (4 x Pack of 12 Condom) £19.49 @ Amazon - Dispatched from and sold by EI - Retail
48 x Durex Extended Pleasure Condoms (4 x Pack of 12 Condom)
merrycherry

I'm just here for the gags

kidrock123

Extended pleasure you say?…… so how many more inches should i expect?

Helpful567

Put £1 in a jar every time you have sex before marriage. Take £1 out of the jar every time you have sex after marriage The jar will never be empty (even if you take some money out of this jar to purchase this deal) :(

Ghostrecon

I don't think iam gonna have 48 honga bonga for a year

buliztik

Definitely, the chemical they put in the tip of these johnnie's is not really that beneficial either. If you ever have to use a condom in the first place that should be more than enough to make you last longer (embarrassed)

Buy 1 get 1 free on single items from midnight at Durex (free delivery £30+ spend)
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Posted 14th Jul 2019Posted 14th Jul 2019
Buy 1 get 1 free on single items from midnight at Durex (free delivery £30+ spend)
Buy 1 get 1 free on single items
TheAngryMob

lol

poshaffi

A deal on nappies aswell as WD40 all from OP so hes covered other sides too

TheAngryMob

lol

TheAngryMob

Three of your last six deals have covered dîçkß ... Anything we should know? Speak up, we won't judge you.

deleted361726

Or, much more important; someone else's missus!

Get the right size and save much more than a few £: Passante Super King condoms £9.99 delivered from Freedoms (NHS)
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Posted 9th Jul 2019Posted 9th Jul 2019
Get the right size and save much more than a few £: Passante Super King condoms £9.99 delivered from Freedoms (NHS)
Bit of a lecture from a nurse I'm afraid :) For some reason in those sex ed classes when we're all putting condoms on cucumbers they don't mention one thing - not everyone is the… Read more
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doggysoft

Not sure why it's been downvoted. 72 for £10 seems a good deal. Hopefully these don't feel like I'm wearing a cock ring mid-shaft 😄

deleted249798

Marrows provided with a bin bag.

louiselouise

Can't remember where I gleaned this information but apparently P****es are small, medium or large (whatever you deem those measurements to be) and so are V*****s. Not that I have much insight on either subject. Makes sense as we all have different sized feet, or whichever body part you wish to base your comparison on!

Pualle

In sex education class, for those that aren't the UK national average size of a cucumber, maybe they could offer a small condom with a picked ghurkin and a king sized with a marrow. (embarrassed)

R..Daneel.Olivav

Thank you! ;) You're a Star!

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Durex Condoms Thin Feel, Pack of 20 - £6.79 @ Amazon (+£4.49 NP)
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Posted 31st May 2019Posted 31st May 2019
Durex Condoms Thin Feel, Pack of 20 - £6.79 @ Amazon (+£4.49 NP)
£6.79£12.2044%Amazon Deals
Decent price here for Thin Feel Condoms - 20 Pack. Close to the best price they have been on Amazon You can bring the price further by subscribe and save. Be Safe And Enjoy :)
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davnav

matwalaboy

Open box and you save only 49p, not sure i would go that way but thanks for pointing

Bully

Cheaper HERE

horsepills

Interesting....someone makes a light hearted joke about using the withdrawal method and gets 20 odd likes. You reply with a crass 12 year old prn addict comment and get zero likes. Go figure

matty9815

You forgot 'not tonight, there's oxygen in the air'

Durex intense Condom 18 pack £9.79 + £4.49 delivery (Non prime) @ Amazon
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Posted 13th Apr 2019Posted 13th Apr 2019
Durex intense Condom 18 pack £9.79 + £4.49 delivery (Non prime) @ Amazon
£9.79£19.9951%Amazon Deals
Save 51% (£10.20) RRP £19.99.
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marshall-stephens

Intense...one of them has a hole in it. (highfive)

deleted2128964

Nahh, there's been deals where you get a pack of 100. 18's still too many for me.

esskay92

I don't need condoms (devil) Because I've never got laid. I'm 26.

J4k1r

(lol) i see what you did there..

Gollywood

It's short for 'In Ten Seconds'

Huge discount on Durex condoms 76%
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Posted 30th Mar 2019Posted 30th Mar 2019
Huge discount on Durex condoms 76%
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Condoms only but works out as a huge discount! Unfortunately doesn’t stack. Spend £30 for free del. Plus TopCashback of 19.19% (not confirmed that it tracks yet but worth a try).
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matthew.lynch

Received my delivery today. Thanks OP

sellsmart123

Order got cancelled

jcp21

Didn’t work order got cancelled

jsd74

Now I just need a time machine to take me back to 1995 so I can use 10 per weekend.........

JohnIIIrd

[Buying a condom from a machine.] Richie: Oh, nadgers. What kind do you want? Eddie: Rubber ones. Richie: Yeah, but there's ribbed, there's tickler, and there's ultrasensitive. Eddie: Ripped? Who's going to want a ripped condom? Richie: Must be for people who want to get pregnant. Well I don't think ultrasensitive is our style, do you? The tickler it is. Oh, what colour? Eddie: What have they got? Richie: There's black, gold, union jack and leopard skin. Which do you think's the most romantic? Eddie: Well union jack, obviously! Richie: Right, a union jack tickler it is. Oh, what flavour? Eddie: Flavour?!” Richie: Yeah, there's chocolate, strawberry, marmite and cheese and onion. Eddie: Well everyone likes cheese and onion, don't they? Richie: Of course they do. A cheese and onion union jack tickler it is. Bagsy me first go with it. Eddie: No no, get two. Richie: Wild man!

Free Pack of Condoms - Order Online via startswithme.org
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Posted 10th Mar 2019Posted 10th Mar 2019
Free Pack of Condoms - Order Online via startswithme.org
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Terms and conditions This offer is only available to residents of England. Applicants must be 16 years old or over. The offer is limited to one sample pack per person or email. P… Read more
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Nope

SandorClegane

Anyone received theirs yet?

greek316

They don't have them in 3XL :/

Pualle

That's no good for me. I need an extra large pack. Because my trousers have extra large pockets. (highfive)

Undead2k_

It was still available last night. Though I had to answer the questions in a very particular way for the order form to appear.

Free condoms near you. NHS services offering free condom by post and in person
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Posted 10th Mar 2019Posted 10th Mar 2019
Free condoms near you. NHS services offering free condom by post and in person
FREE£0.01NHS Deals
Link for everyone Find your nearest local nhs service for condoms and sexual health services https://www.nhs.uk/Service-Search/Free%20condoms/LocationSearch/732 Different area’… Read more
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myusernamehasgone234

This post is a bit different from the last post which was under 25’s. For this post I have highlighted some services that offer free condoms by post, as well as where those over 25 can access condoms too I actually don’t see the issue with another post for free condoms as clearly it is important people can access them. https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.standard.co.uk/news/health/young-adults-in-uk-are-diagnosed-with-an-sti-every-four-minutes-a3971051.html%3famp STI rates in the UK: Young adults are diagnosed with a sexually transmitted infection every four minutes PHE) said there were 144,000 cases of chlamydia or gonorrhoea diagnosed among people aged 15 to 24 last year - the equivalent of almost 400 a day. That’s only one static for young people.

yorinul

Why? Haven't you run out from the last time? They do have a best before date.

Dalkirst

How many times do we need this posted? Was done so 3 and 4 months previously

myusernamehasgone234

(strong) Blur

cjm150273

Girls who are boys Who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they're girls Who do girls like they're boys... ...and live in Hull

Durex ‘surprise me’ condoms - £14.39 @ Amazon (+ £4.49 non Prime)
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Posted 12th Feb 2019Posted 12th Feb 2019
Durex ‘surprise me’ condoms - £14.39 @ Amazon (+ £4.49 non Prime)
£14.39£26.9947%Amazon Deals
Varied selection of different condoms
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Mr.P.Bear

I tried these once, she wasn’t happy that the surprise was my mate black Dave in our bed pretending to beme (highfive)

ketsunoanna

Look no genitals SURPRISE !!!!

gary1968

When I was a teen, my dad showed me a 30 minute PowerPoint presentation on why one should always wear a condom during sex. All the slides were just pictures of me.

mecheekymonkey

Split flavour: Surprise!! You have STD now! 9mth edition: Surprise!! You don’t remember me but say hello to your son!

BigDave_

:/

Durex Intense Condoms - Pack of 18​ £9.99 Prime / £14.48 Non Prime @ Amazon
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Posted 27th Jan 2019Posted 27th Jan 2019
Durex Intense Condoms - Pack of 18​ £9.99 Prime / £14.48 Non Prime @ Amazon
£9.99£19.9950%Amazon Deals
Durex Intense Condoms are lubricated with desirex stimulating gel that is designed to increase sensitivity of her intimate areas and bring warming, cooling or tingling sensations … Read more
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bigal22

I just sprinkle some chilli powder and dive right in. ;) ;) ;)

kidrock123

Here for the comments.

smallsteve

Is that a marital aid?

ryan_reynolds

Get to the brothel sir

adamnshame

Wow, that doesn't give me much time!. Better start calling all my exes...

Extra 15% off in the up to 70% off Sale at Bondara
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Extra 15% off in the up to 70% off Sale at Bondara
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15% off discount for products in the up to 70% off clearance at Bondara. Offer available for a limited time only. Delivery is £3.50 per order or free on orders over £29.99.
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Krypto_Pennyworth

Good spot. I didn't think to look at Vouchercloud first.

Hutss

Cloud20 is for 20% off

alphamike

Heat Added ;)

Lelo Condoms 3 pack @ amazon £1.24 Subscribe & Save max 3 per customer. .
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Posted 29th Dec 2018Posted 29th Dec 2018
Lelo Condoms 3 pack @ amazon £1.24 Subscribe & Save max 3 per customer. .
£1.24£8.9986%Amazon Deals
EDIT YOU CAN JUST ORDER Subscribe & Save AND IT LETS YOU PAY £3 AND DISPATCH ASAP MINE IS 4 JANUARY SO DONT NEED SPEND £20 FOR ADD ON, MUCH BETTER FOR THOSE THAT ARE NOT PLANNI… Read more
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comedychris

comedychris

This is wrong, I emailed the seller and all sold since June are on the same manufacturing batch and I've just recieved mine and there shelf life till middle of 2021.

comedychris

We must have similar personalities ;)

slimnazzy

I don't need these, luckily for me my personality acts as birth control

Hondo

30 /12 /2018

Durex Extra Safe Condoms Pack of 30 £9.99 or £9.49 s&s @ Amazon Prime / £12.98 non-Prime
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Posted 28th Dec 2018Posted 28th Dec 2018
Durex Extra Safe Condoms Pack of 30 £9.99 or £9.49 s&s @ Amazon Prime / £12.98 non-Prime
Essentially works out at £0.33 a go. Should arrive in time for new years eve, for those who anticipate the annual union (excited)
Afnan

Great find OP

electricsheep

These are great, my dad swears by them.

mvnorwood

O come all ye faithful

Sharpharp

bangin' deal

Mtp1

Or that you can get em free on nhs

FREE CONDOMS! @ NHS multiple locations, BE SAFE this Christmas.
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FREE CONDOMS! @ NHS multiple locations, BE SAFE this Christmas.
Hey guys, OK so I thought it was time someone posted the free condom service again, I havnt seen it in over a year and more and more people are contracting STDs at this time of yea… Read more
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comedychris

My friends grandad just got a new girlfriend he is fat grey haired and 65... there's 6+ billion people in the world dude keep the faith haha

porky232

I'm safe I'm fat and 50.

newbs

No. They are increasing because of irresponsible individuals

J_Orr

Thanks for the report! (y)

comedychris

Nice link but only in the south in specific towns not great for us northern folk haha at least the NHS has got us covered.

Durex Pleasure Me Condoms - Pack of 20 £7.39 (Prime) / £11.88 (non Prime)  or £7.02 with s&s @ Amazon
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Durex Pleasure Me Condoms - Pack of 20 £7.39 (Prime) / £11.88 (non Prime) or £7.02 with s&s @ Amazon
£7.39£9.9926%Amazon Deals
Works out at 37p a go... or 35p with s&s.
Mtp1

The walk of shame

Mtp1

That is the poorest new years resolution ive heard so far.

Mtp1

Too thick. Cant feel a thing

Mtp1

No that was a refreshing read. Really beautiful (lol)

Mtp1

(lol) (lol) (lol)

£15 off of a £20 Spend at Lovehoney!
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Posted 29th Nov 2018Posted 29th Nov 2018
Quick you can £15 off of a £20 spend at Lovehoney Step by step process: Click this link > https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/offers/ Click “create and account and get £5 off” at the … Read more
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Mysticaltopaz24

Ha ha, what about bigbad ? (cheeky)

smallsteve

Originally tried to setup a username of ‘unnaturallyLargeSteve’, but it was already taken! Strangely, smallsteve and xtrasmallsteve were the only ones available.

Mysticaltopaz24

Not confident with a name that begins with ,small* (cheeky)

Harry_Radzuan

No it is still working. I just tried and created a new account and it worked.

DanyD89

I was more than happy to pay delivery. I got ankle restraints, wrist restraints, butt plug and anal jelly and paid £9.59 all in. Happy Birthday to my husband ;)

200 Durex Thin Feel Condoms with buy one get one free £59.99 direct from Durex + free shipping
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Posted 23rd Nov 2018Posted 23rd Nov 2018
200 Durex Thin Feel Condoms with buy one get one free £59.99 direct from Durex + free shipping
Buy one get one free on durex website on one single item (add something to the basket and they add another of the exact same item for free). This deal is site wide.
dave.watton

It was a joke (cheeky)

Mtp1

Mine says 2020

dave.watton

Use By Date expired yesterday....

Mtp1

That's the spirit... wish you all the best.

Mtp1

Are you thaaaaaaaaaat insecure?

20 Durex Pleasure Me Condoms @ Amazon
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Posted 23rd Nov 2018Posted 23rd Nov 2018
20 Durex Pleasure Me Condoms @ Amazon
Quick- it will be over in a flash!.. ...As it's a lightning deal of course! £6.99 for 20 - 35p each
kristoff

Like combing your hair with your hat on.

Durex intimate feel condoms 12 pack amazon prime free delivery £5.98 + £4.49 delivery (Non Prime) @ Amazon
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Durex intimate feel condoms 12 pack amazon prime free delivery £5.98 + £4.49 delivery (Non Prime) @ Amazon
Cheaper than having kids if you've got prime!
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SenpaiTheNeko

Are they available in size extra large?

M-M

My wife walked in to the room when I was in the middle of a furious argument with our son. When he ran out of the room crying, I said to my wife, "God, I wish that I'd used a condom now." My wife was aghast and said, "What! You mean you wish that our son had never been born?" I said, "No, I've got his girlfriend pregnant."

rmboss

You are lucky mate. It will be 0.99p a year for me !

SupremeJJ

Only 'Intimate Feel' I get from these is when I cut my finger on the box :(

ZackDiscountKing

£1 more than me then.

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