Condom Deals & Offers

He also meant to say "husband"

I’m sure you meant to say “Your” as “You” kills your attempt at humour. XD

100% electronically tested??? (confused)

not to be used as a life preserver

There is one guarantee in life and it's that this sort of comment is posted on every condom post.

I'm just here for the gags

Extended pleasure you say?…… so how many more inches should i expect?

Put £1 in a jar every time you have sex before marriage. Take £1 out of the jar every time you have sex after marriage The jar will never be empty (even if you take some money out of this jar to purchase this deal) :(

I don't think iam gonna have 48 honga bonga for a year

Definitely, the chemical they put in the tip of these johnnie's is not really that beneficial either. If you ever have to use a condom in the first place that should be more than enough to make you last longer (embarrassed)

lol

A deal on nappies aswell as WD40 all from OP so hes covered other sides too

lol

Three of your last six deals have covered dîçkß ... Anything we should know? Speak up, we won't judge you.

Or, much more important; someone else's missus!

Not sure why it's been downvoted. 72 for £10 seems a good deal. Hopefully these don't feel like I'm wearing a cock ring mid-shaft 😄

Marrows provided with a bin bag.

Can't remember where I gleaned this information but apparently P****es are small, medium or large (whatever you deem those measurements to be) and so are V*****s. Not that I have much insight on either subject. Makes sense as we all have different sized feet, or whichever body part you wish to base your comparison on!

In sex education class, for those that aren't the UK national average size of a cucumber, maybe they could offer a small condom with a picked ghurkin and a king sized with a marrow. (embarrassed)

Thank you! ;) You're a Star!

Open box and you save only 49p, not sure i would go that way but thanks for pointing

Cheaper HERE

Interesting....someone makes a light hearted joke about using the withdrawal method and gets 20 odd likes. You reply with a crass 12 year old prn addict comment and get zero likes. Go figure

You forgot 'not tonight, there's oxygen in the air'

Intense...one of them has a hole in it. (highfive)

Nahh, there's been deals where you get a pack of 100. 18's still too many for me.

I don't need condoms (devil) Because I've never got laid. I'm 26.

(lol) i see what you did there..

It's short for 'In Ten Seconds'

Nope

Anyone received theirs yet?

They don't have them in 3XL :/

That's no good for me. I need an extra large pack. Because my trousers have extra large pockets. (highfive)

It was still available last night. Though I had to answer the questions in a very particular way for the order form to appear.

This post is a bit different from the last post which was under 25’s. For this post I have highlighted some services that offer free condoms by post, as well as where those over 25 can access condoms too I actually don’t see the issue with another post for free condoms as clearly it is important people can access them. https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.standard.co.uk/news/health/young-adults-in-uk-are-diagnosed-with-an-sti-every-four-minutes-a3971051.html%3famp STI rates in the UK: Young adults are diagnosed with a sexually transmitted infection every four minutes PHE) said there were 144,000 cases of chlamydia or gonorrhoea diagnosed among people aged 15 to 24 last year - the equivalent of almost 400 a day. That’s only one static for young people.

Why? Haven't you run out from the last time? They do have a best before date.

How many times do we need this posted? Was done so 3 and 4 months previously

(strong) Blur

Girls who are boys Who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they're girls Who do girls like they're boys... ...and live in Hull

I tried these once, she wasn’t happy that the surprise was my mate black Dave in our bed pretending to beme (highfive)

Look no genitals SURPRISE !!!!

When I was a teen, my dad showed me a 30 minute PowerPoint presentation on why one should always wear a condom during sex. All the slides were just pictures of me.

Split flavour: Surprise!! You have STD now! 9mth edition: Surprise!! You don’t remember me but say hello to your son!

:/

I just sprinkle some chilli powder and dive right in. ;) ;) ;)

Here for the comments.

Is that a marital aid?

Get to the brothel sir

Wow, that doesn't give me much time!. Better start calling all my exes...

This is wrong, I emailed the seller and all sold since June are on the same manufacturing batch and I've just recieved mine and there shelf life till middle of 2021.

We must have similar personalities ;)

I don't need these, luckily for me my personality acts as birth control

30 /12 /2018

Great find OP

These are great, my dad swears by them.

O come all ye faithful

bangin' deal

Or that you can get em free on nhs

My friends grandad just got a new girlfriend he is fat grey haired and 65... there's 6+ billion people in the world dude keep the faith haha

I'm safe I'm fat and 50.

No. They are increasing because of irresponsible individuals

Thanks for the report! (y)

Nice link but only in the south in specific towns not great for us northern folk haha at least the NHS has got us covered.

The walk of shame

That is the poorest new years resolution ive heard so far.

Too thick. Cant feel a thing

No that was a refreshing read. Really beautiful (lol)

(lol) (lol) (lol)

It was a joke (cheeky)

Mine says 2020

Use By Date expired yesterday....

That's the spirit... wish you all the best.

Are you thaaaaaaaaaat insecure?

Like combing your hair with your hat on.

Are they available in size extra large?

My wife walked in to the room when I was in the middle of a furious argument with our son. When he ran out of the room crying, I said to my wife, "God, I wish that I'd used a condom now." My wife was aghast and said, "What! You mean you wish that our son had never been born?" I said, "No, I've got his girlfriend pregnant."

You are lucky mate. It will be 0.99p a year for me !

Only 'Intimate Feel' I get from these is when I cut my finger on the box :(

£1 more than me then.