Condom Deals & Offers

That's next year's supply sorted.

No deal.... I'm pulling out!!!

Savers instore has it cheaper

Let's hope it isn't 36% off the business end!

congratulations on your first post.heat added but this will get fruity. (embarrassed)

That's right - you'll find them pinned up on the notice board

You can get FREE condoms at your local NHS sexual health clinic, no need to spend money on them.

72 Condoms from £9.99 at - https://www.freedoms-shop.com/

Nope, as I heard that most medicines are short dated means 6 months before the actual expiry. I sometimes use them but I don't assume responsibility for someone trying it. IT'S NOT MY ADVICE. just an opinion

So can we use this as legally binding advice?

Are they available in size extra large?

My wife walked in to the room when I was in the middle of a furious argument with our son. When he ran out of the room crying, I said to my wife, "God, I wish that I'd used a condom now." My wife was aghast and said, "What! You mean you wish that our son had never been born?" I said, "No, I've got his girlfriend pregnant."

You are lucky mate. It will be 0.99p a year for me !

Only 'Intimate Feel' I get from these is when I cut my finger on the box :(

£1 more than me then.

You do know those adverts are tailored to your browsing history? Somebody's been looking at p0rn.... (excited) (excited) (excited)

144 opportunities to get someone pregnant. Lol

Thank goodness I have prime. They will be “coming” tomorrow. No pun intended

OK. I will pick thrm up next time I'm round.

Thats gross (lol)

If you're at that 'stage' already?. Then I can more than just casually/comfortably say, that you've already wayyyyyy CLEARLY lost the concept of what 'pregnancy precautions' was actually allllll about in the first place perhaps?. (skeptical) Or maybe, that's just me ... :{ Lol. (flirt)

Love the pin thru the packet - took me a second to notice... (lol) (lol) (lol)

Not if you're using a crisp packet... Ha, then again.. Maybe if you give it a rinse beforehand, everyone's happy...😋

Equality at last

Straight to comments............!

(strong)

(lol)

Thx, you safe my life!

thanks op, it fits.

Tell him to enjoy it then.

They are more of a potpourri for the nether regions I'm led to believe. Fragrant for his and her pleasure.

Flavoured condoms... condoms are a stretch anyway, bj in condom should be illegal

Let's hope there isn't a fruit pastille flavour :p

Susanna Reid prefers ribbed

Do you mix it in with some brown vinegar?

Cheese & onion is my favourite...

Wrap it up before you slap it up!

My parents swear by these. All they ever talk about is how reliable they are. Me and my 17 siblings are sick of it.

Cold. They would've expired by the time I got to the end of the pack. (flirt)

I would feel a right dick !

Perfick for the meat and two veg!

right leg

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Bought 10 packs, thanks OP! I'm going to use this to cover my aubergines - I need to keep the Growers Pride nice and firm ;)

Please buy these and stop breeding guys. You're harming the gene pool

Reminds me of a Q&A in the Playboy Advisor, back in the 80's. Some one wrote it saying they were approaching their first sexual encounter and wanted some advice. 1/ They didnt want the girl to get pregnant, what should they do? 2/ They were worried they might be "too quick", what should they do. 3/ They were worried they werent "big" enough, what should they do. The Playboy advisor replied :- 1/ Wear a condom. 2/ Wear another condom 3/ Wear ANOTHER condom.

Home Bargains also sell this for people with invisible girlfriends.

Pick up 10 and tell her you've got 7,she's not going to know !!!

Invisible condoms, I hear you say? Fine, I shall buy 10 packs, but when I get to the checkout, I shall tell the cashier that I wish to pay within invisible money. In fact, I think I may have to try this trick in other shops, too.

Now where did I put them jonnies

May I ask what business are you in 8) 😝😜👄👅👙

Why are these deals always buy in bulk ? I'll end up chucking most of them in the bin when they pass their use buy date in 10 years or so !

Cheaper than socks

Seems you filled your boots on the deal

Great, got myself sorted for few years (pirate)

Don't be a fool wrap your tool!

I ordered them, they came pretty quickly

No one mentioned you being funny. they let anyone up on the mic unfortunately.

I'm glad you think I'm funny.

And you seem to be confusing it with open mic comedy night.

These are Durex's largest condom, sometimes branded as XXL depending on the market. It's rare I find these discounted. Great deal have some heat.

I find water balloons do the job

it's twu its twu.......

You just knew when you first saw this post that the floodgates would open...good job they have an extra large teet.

If anyone actually needs these, Fistbump ✊ You lucky Chads

1p. That's the value I'd place on my sex life right now :(

My order was confirmed to pick up in store tomorrow 😁

They were out of stock with in a few minutes, they may have spotted the error.

Out of stock... someone ordered a lifetime supply (shock)

Thanks.

Love honey are doing a deal on fleshlights. (cheeky)

Bought these, just need someone to help use them.

Canesten is your friend!

“Pleasure me”....looks like they’re going for the Married man “posh wank” market then

Most companies frown upon sex on the office desk

Ah but you can buy her some flowers at the garage to :D

As opposed to the petrol garage :D (y)

Good value but going to Home Bargains for them takes away all the romance for me :D

3 years your a fast worket i use cling film roll my own lol

It's great to use as a shopping bag.