Condom Deals & Offers

A big bag of bags in a bag..

She already said im too ugly

Must be hot if she’s Romanian and has different guys. So when’s it your turn

They are more for after the date, if it has gone well? :/

Bare in mind 3 of them won't work

Speak for yourself, I'm still nursing a wrist injury from last time. (shock)

Everytime i get myself, they always end up expired, guess thats what happens when you cant even get a cuddle in 7yrs

It's easy when you're a university student and drunk on a night out (cheeky)

Sounds good to me. In my youth, I took all of the 365 condoms that I had used over the last year to a rubber factory. They turned them into a Goodyear tyre ;)

That's okay, only 82 days to use them. So ones needs to ejaculate every 7.0848 seconds. That's a lot of shooting. (lol)

Cracking deal, ordered 10, thanks OP.

A quick rinse and they will be good to go (y)

So im not the only one...

I'm not surprised. Just don't try to re-use them next time...

Had one of these split during sex the other week. Gonna stick with the regular from now on.

Or women insisting that the men use them...

Would not matter if they were vegan or non vegan ,so many single mothers in this country seems like loads of guys cannot work out how to put them on ,Doh ! (highfive)

Omg i just read all these comments and no one ask do they cum in xl , well done .. seems that everybody writes that comment have very little indeed , i normally just write , who needs these when your in a honest relationship

Guess they're not tested on animals (shock)

Yes, saves splashing out on them....

Here's a link to the thinnest in the world below, would need to check sizing options though, good luck. https://allfromjapan.com/the-best-japanese-condoms/

You been spying on me?

Staying safe from foot and mouth disease as well as trench foot tho.

Every hole is a goal!

Yeah but you look like a bit of a dick :D

It all depends :D

That’s more than 50p a shot...

God don’t I had this at the self service checkout in Asda, unrecognised item! A lovely female assistant helped out, rescanned it entered the code and it happened again right before checkout......I forgot my cash back as I left in haste (lol) and was chased across the car park with it !!!! Will order online in future (embarrassed) (lol) (lol)

Buying online. Gone are the days where you had to visit a shop on a Friday night. The checkout person looking at you thinking what’s he doing over the weekend?

This sounds like a bum deal

should have put them discretely next to the back door ! (see what I did there) :|

You put them on your penis when it's hard.

Got mine through the letterbox today ;)

Definitely need these as your being screwed over the delivery price (popcorn)

Not sold by Amazon though. Loads of fakes around

Now back up to £9.54

Thats bad advice for job protection though

that will last me 30 years

posh w*nk time!

Pull out or backdoor method are cheaper.

A lifetime supply of condoms for me.

Actually you can get free condoms at the family planning /men’s health clinic in your local area.

I showed my missus the offer she laughed in my face and said “you wish” :/

Why did the Irish man use two condoms at the same time? To be sure to be sure

144 years’ worth, if I get it EVERY birthday.

Ordered these a few years ago and I wasn't in at the time of delivery and they got delivered to old lady next door who thought the package was for her and opened it (embarrassed) Be warned that the thin feel ones break far to easily

^^^And usually they never have enough meat either. (cheeky) Yeap, it's 70s Carry On movie innuendo time. lol

Interesting fact of the day. Ribbed condoms don’t taste like ribs.

Really? They made you feel that good did they. Fair enough.

Came for the comments.....

Tried these from Savers.. They're tiny.. Alright if you want a laugh while getting down.. Not gonna work tho unless you're hung like a sparrow.. Truth! 🤣

Savers has packs of 12 Pasante 'ribbed' for 99p if you have a store near you.

Don’t forget you can get free condoms from the NHS LINK

These will last a lifetime HEAT

Used these before good prices .........

I consider myself to have a sense of humour - just didn't find it funny. It's extremely weak.

The joke is on him it's clearly asphyxiation and not choking. (highfive)

If he'd done that she wouldn't be pregnant ... The little guy is actually putting the prophylactic over her head. This deal reminds of the bit in Seinfeld were Kramer empties out a bag on Jerry's kitchen counter and George takes one. One. That's optimism for you.

I thought he was trying to shove it into her chest..? :/

Spend half the night trying to find one, only to find your partner has disappeared as well.

Perfect for stealthing

I'm a simple man, I see Cyanide & Happiness, I click like.

Go well with your invisible girlfriend

LOL, how do you find them? (lol)

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Other brands at less than half the price (per unit) here: https://www.freedoms-shop.com/shop/product/search/?c=1&f=22

The extra-lubed ones are worth a try, as are the non-latex for a different feel.

sounds like someones made a cock up!

33p a pop not bad, harder to find people to use them with hence the drop in price I guess lol

Hard to believe this deal

Cum on as if the HUKD were that childish.

Who said that?!

Did you all know that properly certified UK condoms now have a kite mark actually printed on them at the base? No? Oh, well you probably don't roll them down as far as I do then etc etc...

In your case weeny (_;)