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£15 off of a £20 Spend at Lovehoney!
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Found 29th NovFound 29th Nov
Quick you can £15 off of a £20 spend at Lovehoney Step by step process: Click this link > https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/offers/ Click “create and account and get £5 off” at the … Read more
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Mysticaltopaz24

Ha ha, what about bigbad ? (cheeky)

smallsteve

Originally tried to setup a username of ‘unnaturallyLargeSteve’, but it was already taken! Strangely, smallsteve and xtrasmallsteve were the only ones available.

Mysticaltopaz24

Not confident with a name that begins with ,small* (cheeky)

Harry_Radzuan

No it is still working. I just tried and created a new account and it worked.

DanyD89

I was more than happy to pay delivery. I got ankle restraints, wrist restraints, butt plug and anal jelly and paid £9.59 all in. Happy Birthday to my husband ;)

HALF PRICE Durex Thin Feel Condoms, Pack of 100 £29.99 @ Amazon
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Found 26th NovFound 26th Nov
Ends tonight so don't wait! (highfive) Durex Thin Feel is thinner for high sensitivity Easy-On shaped and teat ended for comfort and fit Transparent and lubricated natural r… Read more
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sgc

That's right - you'll find them pinned up on the notice board

alistair94

You can get FREE condoms at your local NHS sexual health clinic, no need to spend money on them.

uksurfer

72 Condoms from £9.99 at - https://www.freedoms-shop.com/

bb123

Nope, as I heard that most medicines are short dated means 6 months before the actual expiry. I sometimes use them but I don't assume responsibility for someone trying it. IT'S NOT MY ADVICE. just an opinion

sparklehedgehog

So can we use this as legally binding advice?

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200 Durex Thin Feel Condoms with buy one get one free £59.99 direct from Durex + free shipping
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Found 23rd NovFound 23rd Nov
Buy one get one free on durex website on one single item (add something to the basket and they add another of the exact same item for free). This deal is site wide.
dave.watton

It was a joke (cheeky)

Mtp1

Mine says 2020

dave.watton

Use By Date expired yesterday....

Mtp1

That's the spirit... wish you all the best.

Mtp1

Are you thaaaaaaaaaat insecure?

Durex intimate feel condoms 12 pack amazon prime free delivery £5.98 + £4.49 delivery (Non Prime) @ Amazon
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Found 22nd NovFound 22nd Nov
Cheaper than having kids if you've got prime!
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SenpaiTheHentai

Are they available in size extra large?

M-M

My wife walked in to the room when I was in the middle of a furious argument with our son. When he ran out of the room crying, I said to my wife, "God, I wish that I'd used a condom now." My wife was aghast and said, "What! You mean you wish that our son had never been born?" I said, "No, I've got his girlfriend pregnant."

rmboss

You are lucky mate. It will be 0.99p a year for me !

SupremeJJ

Only 'Intimate Feel' I get from these is when I cut my finger on the box :(

ZackDiscountKing

£1 more than me then.

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Condom Pack of 144 - £12.49 (Prime) £16.98 (Non Prime) @ Amazon
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Found 29th SepFound 29th Sep
Pasante Naturelle Condoms.....following in the footsteps of the recent 'Weapon' series of posts...
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gidsterc

You do know those adverts are tailored to your browsing history? Somebody's been looking at p0rn.... (excited) (excited) (excited)

theratedone

144 opportunities to get someone pregnant. Lol

theratedone

Thank goodness I have prime. They will be “coming” tomorrow. No pun intended

Stevesnowflake

OK. I will pick thrm up next time I'm round.

trev60

Thats gross (lol)

Free female condom via cozycondoms
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Found 13th AugFound 13th Aug
Free female condom via cozycondoms
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amour3k

If you're at that 'stage' already?. Then I can more than just casually/comfortably say, that you've already wayyyyyy CLEARLY lost the concept of what 'pregnancy precautions' was actually allllll about in the first place perhaps?. (skeptical) Or maybe, that's just me ... :{ Lol. (flirt)

gidsterc

Love the pin thru the packet - took me a second to notice... (lol) (lol) (lol)

alof

Not if you're using a crisp packet... Ha, then again.. Maybe if you give it a rinse beforehand, everyone's happy...😋

baggy1234

Equality at last

barney19

Straight to comments............!

Pasante 12 x Pack King Size Condoms reduced to clear at Superdrug for 60p each or 3 for 2
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LocalLocalFound 10th AugFound 10th Aug
Pasante 12 x Pack King Size Condoms reduced to clear at Superdrug for 60p each or 3 for 2
£0.60£380%Superdrug Deals
Pasante 12 x Pack King Size Condoms reduced to clear at Superdrug Rutherglen store for 60p each OR 3 for 2 (makes 36 condoms for £1.20) Enjoy the weekends folks <3
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GrabTheDeal

(strong)

GrabTheDeal

(lol)

Franciadrazse

Thx, you safe my life!

davnav

thanks op, it fits.

Oneday77

Tell him to enjoy it then.

Play Boy Strawberry Flavour Condoms 3x Pack was £3.50 now 2 for £1 at Tesco
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Found 5th AugFound 5th Aug
Play Boy Strawberry Flavour Condoms 3x Pack was £3.50 now 2 for £1 at Tesco
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Play Boy Strawberry Flavour Condoms 3x Pack was £3.50 now 2 for £1 at Tesco in store
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escortboy

They are more of a potpourri for the nether regions I'm led to believe. Fragrant for his and her pleasure.

veni_vidi_emere

Flavoured condoms... condoms are a stretch anyway, bj in condom should be illegal

'Blow me' bubble gum flavoured condoms (other flavours absolutely to suit all palates)  13p + £3.49 delivery at Chemist Directfree P&P on £40+ orders.
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Found 26th JulFound 26th Jul
'Blow me' bubble gum flavoured condoms (other flavours absolutely to suit all palates) 13p + £3.49 delivery at Chemist Directfree P&P on £40+ orders.
Lots of different flavoured condoms. Lots of other cheap stuff on the site too. 5*rating.
rugbymike

Let's hope there isn't a fruit pastille flavour :p

LOUGHBORO.GUY

Susanna Reid prefers ribbed

Sharpharp

Do you mix it in with some brown vinegar?

CBK

Joe90_guy

Cheese &amp; onion is my favourite...

Durex Intense Condoms, Pack of 18 - £12.79 (Prime) £17.28 (Non Prime) @ Amazon
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Found 20th JulFound 20th Jul
Durex Intense Condoms, Pack of 18 - £12.79 (Prime) £17.28 (Non Prime) @ Amazon
£12.79£19.9936%Amazon Deals
Durex Intense Condoms are lubricated with desirex stimulating gel that is designed to increase sensitivity of her intimate areas and bring warming, cooling or tingling sensations … Read more
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tastemynuts

Wrap it up before you slap it up!

grphillips

My parents swear by these. All they ever talk about is how reliable they are. Me and my 17 siblings are sick of it.

Gozer

Cold. They would've expired by the time I got to the end of the pack. (flirt)

furbars

I would feel a right dick !

smallsteve

Perfick for the meat and two veg!

Durex Thin Feel Condoms, Pack of 100 £26.99 @ Amazon
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Found 15th JulFound 15th Jul
Durex Thin Feel Condoms, Pack of 100 £26.99 @ Amazon
Amazing price, cheapest according to 3camels. Great deal for the players, 0.27p per condom... :D Durex Thin Feel is thinner for high sensitivity Easy-On shaped and teat … Read more
travelite8

right leg

coventgamer

Pronhub. Com

jamie015

Bought 10 packs, thanks OP! I'm going to use this to cover my aubergines - I need to keep the Growers Pride nice and firm ;)

Wigwam851

Please buy these and stop breeding guys. You're harming the gene pool

Gentle_Giant

Reminds me of a Q&amp;A in the Playboy Advisor, back in the 80's. Some one wrote it saying they were approaching their first sexual encounter and wanted some advice. 1/ They didnt want the girl to get pregnant, what should they do? 2/ They were worried they might be "too quick", what should they do. 3/ They were worried they werent "big" enough, what should they do. The Playboy advisor replied :- 1/ Wear a condom. 2/ Wear another condom 3/ Wear ANOTHER condom.

Durex 'Invisible' Condoms -6 pack - Home Bargains In store - £1.49
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LocalLocalFound 8th JulFound 8th Jul
Durex 'Invisible' Condoms -6 pack - Home Bargains In store - £1.49
Durex 'Invisible' Condoms Extra Thin. Extra Strong Pack of 6 £1.49
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mrtea1967

Home Bargains also sell this for people with invisible girlfriends.

mrtea1967

Pick up 10 and tell her you've got 7,she's not going to know !!!

sunama

Invisible condoms, I hear you say? Fine, I shall buy 10 packs, but when I get to the checkout, I shall tell the cashier that I wish to pay within invisible money. In fact, I think I may have to try this trick in other shops, too.

steandange

immune

Now where did I put them jonnies

Pasante Passion 15 Pack Condoms - 60p instore @ Superdrug
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LocalLocalFound 7th JulFound 7th Jul
Pasante Passion 15 Pack Condoms - 60p instore @ Superdrug
£0.60£5.9990%Superdrug Deals
It's not much money to catch your honey! 🍯 (lol) Found in the clearance section of Superdrug in-store. Also had other varieties, packs of 12 available for the same clear… Read more
rikesh_

May I ask what business are you in 8) &#x1F61D;&#x1F61C;&#x1F444;&#x1F445;&#x1F459;

deleted1475073

Why are these deals always buy in bulk ? I'll end up chucking most of them in the bin when they pass their use buy date in 10 years or so !

Windy

Cheaper than socks

garethsmith72

Seems you filled your boots on the deal

GregorskyDeals

Great, got myself sorted for few years (pirate)

Pasante Condoms 72x (free delivery) - £9.99 at Freedoms Shop
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Found 17th JunFound 17th Jun
Pasante Condoms 72x (free delivery) - £9.99 at Freedoms Shop
£9.99£14.2030%freedoms-shop Deals
PASANTE - Regular (x72 condoms): https://www.freedoms-shop.com/shop/product/view/?product=359 PASANTE- Sensitive (x72 condoms): https://www.freedoms-shop.com/shop/product/vie… Read more
machomansavage

Don't be a fool wrap your tool!

mike20070

I ordered them, they came pretty quickly

greatkingshark

No one mentioned you being funny. they let anyone up on the mic unfortunately.

dataload

I'm glad you think I'm funny.

greatkingshark

And you seem to be confusing it with open mic comedy night.

Durex X-Large Comfort Condoms, Pack of 12 for £5.58 Prime / £10.07 Non Prime @ Amazon
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Durex X-Large Comfort Condoms, Pack of 12 for £5.58 Prime / £10.07 Non Prime @ Amazon
£5.58£7.9029%Amazon Deals
peter1969uk

These are Durex's largest condom, sometimes branded as XXL depending on the market. It's rare I find these discounted. Great deal have some heat.

DSB690

I find water balloons do the job

richrab

it's twu its twu.......

73greystoke

You just knew when you first saw this post that the floodgates would open...good job they have an extra large teet.

Norseg

If anyone actually needs these, Fistbump &#x270A; You lucky Chads

Boots condoms 12pk ultra safe - 1p a box @ Boots
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Found 15th MayFound 15th May
Boots condoms 12pk ultra safe - 1p a box @ Boots
Mispriced at 1p a box. Supposed to be 2 for £12
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Bad.Actor

1p. That's the value I'd place on my sex life right now :(

lasuil

My order was confirmed to pick up in store tomorrow &#x1F601;

pinacolada123

They were out of stock with in a few minutes, they may have spotted the error.

charlesb224

Out of stock... someone ordered a lifetime supply (shock)

geoff3

Thanks.

durex pleasure me 24 condoms pack £8.49 Amazon  sold by Book-Emporium
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Found 14th MayFound 14th May
durex pleasure me 24 condoms pack £8.49 Amazon sold by Book-Emporium
Pack of 24 durex condoms..looked on other websites . cheapest i could find... enjoy..
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migavupe

Love honey are doing a deal on fleshlights. (cheeky)

daze24

Bought these, just need someone to help use them.

smallsteve

Canesten is your friend!

Bleugh

“Pleasure me”....looks like they’re going for the Married man “posh wank” market then

blueflash

Most companies frown upon sex on the office desk

Mates condoms 10 pack £1.49 @ Home Bargains
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Mates condoms 10 pack £1.49 @ Home Bargains
£1.49£9.9985%Home Bargains Deals
seems a good deal to me
COYS61

Ah but you can buy her some flowers at the garage to :D

paul1521

As opposed to the petrol garage :D (y)

COYS61

Good value but going to Home Bargains for them takes away all the romance for me :D

RUSSt

3 years your a fast worket i use cling film roll my own lol

Norseg

It's great to use as a shopping bag.

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