Condom Deals & Offers

They are more of a potpourri for the nether regions I'm led to believe. Fragrant for his and her pleasure.

Flavoured condoms... condoms are a stretch anyway, bj in condom should be illegal

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Bought 10 packs, thanks OP! I'm going to use this to cover my aubergines - I need to keep the Growers Pride nice and firm ;)

Please buy these and stop breeding guys. You're harming the gene pool

Reminds me of a Q&A in the Playboy Advisor, back in the 80's. Some one wrote it saying they were approaching their first sexual encounter and wanted some advice. 1/ They didnt want the girl to get pregnant, what should they do? 2/ They were worried they might be "too quick", what should they do. 3/ They were worried they werent "big" enough, what should they do. The Playboy advisor replied :- 1/ Wear a condom. 2/ Wear another condom 3/ Wear ANOTHER condom.

Home Bargains also sell this for people with invisible girlfriends.

Pick up 10 and tell her you've got 7,she's not going to know !!!

Invisible condoms, I hear you say? Fine, I shall buy 10 packs, but when I get to the checkout, I shall tell the cashier that I wish to pay within invisible money. In fact, I think I may have to try this trick in other shops, too.

Now where did I put them jonnies

These are Durex's largest condom, sometimes branded as XXL depending on the market. It's rare I find these discounted. Great deal have some heat.

I find water balloons do the job

it's twu its twu.......

You just knew when you first saw this post that the floodgates would open...good job they have an extra large teet.

If anyone actually needs these, Fistbump ✊ You lucky Chads

1p. That's the value I'd place on my sex life right now :(

My order was confirmed to pick up in store tomorrow 😁

They were out of stock with in a few minutes, they may have spotted the error.

Out of stock... someone ordered a lifetime supply (shock)

Thanks.

Love honey are doing a deal on fleshlights. (cheeky)

Bought these, just need someone to help use them.

Canesten is your friend!

“Pleasure me”....looks like they’re going for the Married man “posh wank” market then

Most companies frown upon sex on the office desk

Ah but you can buy her some flowers at the garage to :D

As opposed to the petrol garage :D (y)

Good value but going to Home Bargains for them takes away all the romance for me :D

3 years your a fast worket i use cling film roll my own lol

It's great to use as a shopping bag.

£18.90 now

Knob head

There is some lucky dude out who needs 92 Condoms and will use them within a couple of years I only need 1 in my entire lifetime for Emergency Situations

£3.98 first class delivery....I'm pulling out.

92 wearing at once. Because protection is everything!

wouldn't they melt. Plus the salt would make them sweeter.

Why is it next go laxatives?? 😃😃😃😃

Hahahahaahhaa thats rank

My mrs loves chocolate, she puts it in her mouth and sucks it slowly until the warm liquid center all runs out into her mouth.... yes how she loves those Cadburys cream eggs ! These should come in handy

'And maybe get something in return'. I would just get told to FO.

Last thing you need is a surprise when using these.

Lol, Surprise me variety (cheeky)

Cheapish, because most of them are probably cheese and onion flavoured.

are these available in a small size?.............asking for a friend.

Or waking up with a man inside you 😵

Yeah, it's called the "wishful thinker special edition"

In your teens you'll need a 3 pack, 1 for Fri ,1 for Sat , 1 for Sun. in your early Twenties you'll need a 6 pack. 2 for Fri , 2 for Sat , 2 for Sun When you're married you'll need a 12 pack 1 for JAN, 1 for FEB, 1 for MAR ETC (lol) (lol) (lol)

No, but they do have a tuna variety ;)

Mint flavour? If they're Extra Strong they'll blow my socks off!

No cheese and onion flavour?

Says the stubby one lol ;)

It's about width not length (nerd)

You guys kill be ... (figuratively mind?, but hopefully not literally, lol).

Such hubris. Do you also struggle with finding hats to fit over your big head? :D

I’m African. So I don’t think the would fit me

A big bag of bags in a bag..

She already said im too ugly

Must be hot if she’s Romanian and has different guys. So when’s it your turn

They are more for after the date, if it has gone well? :/

Bare in mind 3 of them won't work

Speak for yourself, I'm still nursing a wrist injury from last time. (shock)

Everytime i get myself, they always end up expired, guess thats what happens when you cant even get a cuddle in 7yrs

It's easy when you're a university student and drunk on a night out (cheeky)

Sounds good to me. In my youth, I took all of the 365 condoms that I had used over the last year to a rubber factory. They turned them into a Goodyear tyre ;)

That's okay, only 82 days to use them. So ones needs to ejaculate every 7.0848 seconds. That's a lot of shooting. (lol)