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Free female condom via cozycondoms
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Found 13th AugFound 13th Aug
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gidsterc

Love the pin thru the packet - took me a second to notice... (lol) (lol) (lol)

alof

Not if you're using a crisp packet... Ha, then again.. Maybe if you give it a rinse beforehand, everyone's happy...😋

baggy1234

Equality at last

barney19

Straight to comments............!

jamgin

Yipes. Mind you salt and vinegar goes well with fish....

Pasante 12 x Pack King Size Condoms reduced to clear at Superdrug for 60p each or 3 for 2
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LocalLocalFound 10th AugFound 10th Aug
Pasante 12 x Pack King Size Condoms reduced to clear at Superdrug Rutherglen store for 60p each OR 3 for 2 (makes 36 condoms for £1.20) Enjoy the weekends folks <3
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GrumpyGrumpy

(strong)

GrumpyGrumpy

(lol)

Franciadrazse

Thx, you safe my life!

davnav

thanks op, it fits.

Oneday77

Tell him to enjoy it then.

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'Blow me' bubble gum flavoured condoms (other flavours absolutely to suit all palates)  13p + £3.49 delivery at Chemist Directfree P&P on £40+ orders.
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Found 26th JulFound 26th Jul
Lots of different flavoured condoms. Lots of other cheap stuff on the site too. 5*rating.
rugbymike

Let's hope there isn't a fruit pastille flavour :p

LOUGHBORO.GUY

Susanna Reid prefers ribbed

Sharpharp

Do you mix it in with some brown vinegar?

CBK

Joe90_guy

Cheese &amp; onion is my favourite...

Durex Intense Condoms, Pack of 18 - £12.79 (Prime) £17.28 (Non Prime) @ Amazon
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Found 20th JulFound 20th Jul
Durex Intense Condoms are lubricated with desirex stimulating gel that is designed to increase sensitivity of her intimate areas and bring warming, cooling or tingling sensations … Read more
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mintcondition

Wrap it up before you slap it up!

grphillips

My parents swear by these. All they ever talk about is how reliable they are. Me and my 17 siblings are sick of it.

Gozer

Cold. They would've expired by the time I got to the end of the pack. (flirt)

furbars

I would feel a right dick !

smallsteve

Perfick for the meat and two veg!

Durex Thin Feel Condoms, Pack of 100 £26.99 @ Amazon
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Found 15th JulFound 15th Jul
Amazing price, cheapest according to 3camels. Great deal for the players, 0.27p per condom... :D Durex Thin Feel is thinner for high sensitivity Easy-On shaped and teat ende… Read more
travelite8

right leg

coventgamer

Pronhub. Com

jamie015

Bought 10 packs, thanks OP! I'm going to use this to cover my aubergines - I need to keep the Growers Pride nice and firm ;)

Wigwam851

Please buy these and stop breeding guys. You're harming the gene pool

Gentle_Giant

Reminds me of a Q&amp;A in the Playboy Advisor, back in the 80's. Some one wrote it saying they were approaching their first sexual encounter and wanted some advice. 1/ They didnt want the girl to get pregnant, what should they do? 2/ They were worried they might be "too quick", what should they do. 3/ They were worried they werent "big" enough, what should they do. The Playboy advisor replied :- 1/ Wear a condom. 2/ Wear another condom 3/ Wear ANOTHER condom.

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Durex 'Invisible' Condoms -6 pack - Home Bargains In store - £1.49
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LocalLocalFound 8th JulFound 8th Jul
Durex 'Invisible' Condoms Extra Thin. Extra Strong Pack of 6 £1.49
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mrtea1967

Home Bargains also sell this for people with invisible girlfriends.

mrtea1967

Pick up 10 and tell her you've got 7,she's not going to know !!!

sunama

Invisible condoms, I hear you say? Fine, I shall buy 10 packs, but when I get to the checkout, I shall tell the cashier that I wish to pay within invisible money. In fact, I think I may have to try this trick in other shops, too.

steandange

immune

Now where did I put them jonnies

Pasante Passion 15 Pack Condoms - 60p instore @ Superdrug
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LocalLocalFound 7th JulFound 7th Jul
It's not much money to catch your honey! 🍯 (lol) Found in the clearance section of Superdrug in-store. Also had other varieties, packs of 12 available for the same clear… Read more
rikesh_

May I ask what business are you in 8) &#x1F61D;&#x1F61C;&#x1F444;&#x1F445;&#x1F459;

Born_66

Why are these deals always buy in bulk ? I'll end up chucking most of them in the bin when they pass their use buy date in 10 years or so !

Windy

Cheaper than socks

garethsmith72

Seems you filled your boots on the deal

GregorskyDeals

Great, got myself sorted for few years (pirate)

Pasante Condoms 72x (free delivery) - £9.99 at Freedoms Shop
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Found 17th JunFound 17th Jun
PASANTE - Regular (x72 condoms): https://www.freedoms-shop.com/shop/product/view/?product=359 PASANTE- Sensitive (x72 condoms): https://www.freedoms-shop.com/shop/product/vie… Read more
machomansavage

Don't be a fool wrap your tool!

mike20070

I ordered them, they came pretty quickly

greatkingshark

No one mentioned you being funny. they let anyone up on the mic unfortunately.

dataload

I'm glad you think I'm funny.

greatkingshark

And you seem to be confusing it with open mic comedy night.

peter1969uk

These are Durex's largest condom, sometimes branded as XXL depending on the market. It's rare I find these discounted. Great deal have some heat.

DSB690

I find water balloons do the job

richrab

it's twu its twu.......

73greystoke

You just knew when you first saw this post that the floodgates would open...good job they have an extra large teet.

Norseg

If anyone actually needs these, Fistbump &#x270A; You lucky Chads

Boots condoms 12pk ultra safe - 1p a box @ Boots
141°Expired
Found 15th MayFound 15th May
Mispriced at 1p a box. Supposed to be 2 for £12
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Bad.Actor

1p. That's the value I'd place on my sex life right now :(

lasuil

My order was confirmed to pick up in store tomorrow &#x1F601;

pinacolada123

They were out of stock with in a few minutes, they may have spotted the error.

charlesb224

Out of stock... someone ordered a lifetime supply (shock)

geoff3

Thanks.

durex pleasure me 24 condoms pack £8.49 Amazon  sold by Book-Emporium
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Found 14th MayFound 14th May
Pack of 24 durex condoms..looked on other websites . cheapest i could find... enjoy..
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migavupe

Love honey are doing a deal on fleshlights. (cheeky)

daze24

Bought these, just need someone to help use them.

smallsteve

Canesten is your friend!

Bleugh

“Pleasure me”....looks like they’re going for the Married man “posh wank” market then

blueflash

Most companies frown upon sex on the office desk

Mates condoms 10 pack £1.49 @ Home Bargains
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LocalLocalFound 3rd MayFound 3rd May
seems a good deal to me
COYS61

Ah but you can buy her some flowers at the garage to :D

paul1521

As opposed to the petrol garage :D (y)

COYS61

Good value but going to Home Bargains for them takes away all the romance for me :D

RUSSt

3 years your a fast worket i use cling film roll my own lol

Norseg

It's great to use as a shopping bag.

Pasante 72 Condoms + 20 Free Condoms £9.99 @ MyCondom
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Found 16th AprFound 16th Apr
Seems a good deal with the added bonus of 20 free black chocolate available with every order on this link... Free delivery and discrete packaging. https://www.mycondom.com/featur… Read more
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mattu

£18.90 now

lalji

Knob head

Norseg

There is some lucky dude out who needs 92 Condoms and will use them within a couple of years I only need 1 in my entire lifetime for Emergency Situations

BattleBeast1

£3.98 first class delivery....I'm pulling out.

darecy

92 wearing at once. Because protection is everything!

Looking for that perfect chocolate gift for a special someone this Easter? 12 skins Black chocolate condoms 12pk @ Poundstretcher
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Found 30th MarFound 30th Mar
Show her you love her with a chocolate gift this Easter and maybe get something in return....
sucramco

wouldn't they melt. Plus the salt would make them sweeter.

RainbowKiss

Why is it next go laxatives?? &#x1F603;&#x1F603;&#x1F603;&#x1F603;

pricklychin

Hahahahaahhaa thats rank

lollypoplee

My mrs loves chocolate, she puts it in her mouth and sucks it slowly until the warm liquid center all runs out into her mouth.... yes how she loves those Cadburys cream eggs ! These should come in handy

BFCsider

'And maybe get something in return'. I would just get told to FO.

Durex Surprise Me Variety Condoms - Pack of 40 at Amazon for £14.99 Prime (£18.98 non Prime)
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Found 25th MarFound 25th Mar
(shock) (shock) (shock)
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jordanleno

Last thing you need is a surprise when using these.

sweetpea10

Lol, Surprise me variety (cheeky)

varaha

Cheapish, because most of them are probably cheese and onion flavoured.

SirBananaman

are these available in a small size?.............asking for a friend.

phillyboy

Or waking up with a man inside you &#x1F635;

Durex Intense Stimulating Condoms 10 Pack £1.99 @ Home Bargains
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Found 24th MarFound 24th Mar
Pack of 10 Durex Intense Condoms just £1.99 at Home Bargains. They're £15 for 12 at Tesco. Didn't want to be seen taking a photo in store and didn't buy any to show you the receipt… Read more
KentishLad

Yeah, it's called the "wishful thinker special edition"

DELOS

In your teens you'll need a 3 pack, 1 for Fri ,1 for Sat , 1 for Sun. in your early Twenties you'll need a 6 pack. 2 for Fri , 2 for Sat , 2 for Sun When you're married you'll need a 12 pack 1 for JAN, 1 for FEB, 1 for MAR ETC (lol) (lol) (lol)

cb-uk

No, but they do have a tuna variety ;)

moominman

Mint flavour? If they're Extra Strong they'll blow my socks off!

TheBusterMan

No cheese and onion flavour?

Free 3x Cozy Condoms
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Found 24th MarFound 24th Mar
Free Pack Of 3x Cozy Condoms, fill in your details to claim
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guttediam

Says the stubby one lol ;)

daydreamer44

It's about width not length (nerd)

amour3k

You guys kill be ... (figuratively mind?, but hopefully not literally, lol).

HyperLuminal

Such hubris. Do you also struggle with finding hats to fit over your big head? :D

akkybadi

I’m African. So I don’t think the would fit me

Durex Thin Feel Condoms Pack, 100-Count - £29.99 @ Amazon
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Found 20th MarFound 20th Mar
Durex Thin Feel Condoms Pack, 100-Count - £29.99 @ Amazon
Syncros

A big bag of bags in a bag..

Krizzo3

She already said im too ugly

CouldntThinkOfAUsername

Must be hot if she’s Romanian and has different guys. So when’s it your turn

Chrrye

They are more for after the date, if it has gone well? :/

mikeyb84

Bare in mind 3 of them won't work

1 Meeelion Condoms, by SICO (1,000 really) at Amazon for 6p each
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Found 11th MarFound 11th Mar
Those Germans must never get any sleep.
sergiup

Speak for yourself, I'm still nursing a wrist injury from last time. (shock)

drewbles82

Everytime i get myself, they always end up expired, guess thats what happens when you cant even get a cuddle in 7yrs

thegamingkinginfo

It's easy when you're a university student and drunk on a night out (cheeky)

mattyr

Sounds good to me. In my youth, I took all of the 365 condoms that I had used over the last year to a rubber factory. They turned them into a Goodyear tyre ;)

veedubjai

That's okay, only 82 days to use them. So ones needs to ejaculate every 7.0848 seconds. That's a lot of shooting. (lol)

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