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Pasante 72 Condoms + 20 Free Condoms £9.99 @ MyCondom
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Found 16th AprFound 16th Apr
Seems a good deal with the added bonus of 20 free black chocolate available with every order on this link... Free delivery and discrete packaging. https://www.mycondom.com/featur… Read more
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lalji

Knob head

Norseg

There is some lucky dude out who needs 92 Condoms and will use them within a couple of years I only need 1 in my entire lifetime for Emergency Situations

BattleBeast1

£3.98 first class delivery....I'm pulling out.

darecy

92 wearing at once. Because protection is everything!

Maloney68

Nearly went for this deal but wihdrew at last moment . £9,99 a lot of money for me to spunk out right now

Looking for that perfect chocolate gift for a special someone this Easter? 12 skins Black chocolate condoms 12pk @ Poundstretcher
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Found 30th MarFound 30th Mar
Show her you love her with a chocolate gift this Easter and maybe get something in return....
sucramco

wouldn't they melt. Plus the salt would make them sweeter.

RainbowKiss

Why is it next go laxatives?? 😃😃😃😃

pricklychin

Hahahahaahhaa thats rank

lollypoplee

My mrs loves chocolate, she puts it in her mouth and sucks it slowly until the warm liquid center all runs out into her mouth.... yes how she loves those Cadburys cream eggs ! These should come in handy

BFCsider

'And maybe get something in return'. I would just get told to FO.

jordanleno

Last thing you need is a surprise when using these.

sweetpea10

Lol, Surprise me variety (cheeky)

varaha

Cheapish, because most of them are probably cheese and onion flavoured.

SirBananaman

are these available in a small size?.............asking for a friend.

phillyboy

Or waking up with a man inside you 😵

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Durex Intense Stimulating Condoms 10 Pack £1.99 @ Home Bargains
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Found 24th MarFound 24th Mar
Pack of 10 Durex Intense Condoms just £1.99 at Home Bargains. They're £15 for 12 at Tesco. Didn't want to be seen taking a photo in store and didn't buy any to show you the receipt… Read more
KentishLad

Yeah, it's called the "wishful thinker special edition"

DELOS

In your teens you'll need a 3 pack, 1 for Fri ,1 for Sat , 1 for Sun. in your early Twenties you'll need a 6 pack. 2 for Fri , 2 for Sat , 2 for Sun When you're married you'll need a 12 pack 1 for JAN, 1 for FEB, 1 for MAR ETC (lol) (lol) (lol)

cb-uk

No, but they do have a tuna variety ;)

moominman

Mint flavour? If they're Extra Strong they'll blow my socks off!

TheBusterMan

No cheese and onion flavour?

Free 3x Cozy Condoms
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Found 24th MarFound 24th Mar
Free Pack Of 3x Cozy Condoms, fill in your details to claim
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guttediam

Says the stubby one lol ;)

daydreamer44

It's about width not length (nerd)

amour3k

You guys kill be ... (figuratively mind?, but hopefully not literally, lol).

HyperLuminal

Such hubris. Do you also struggle with finding hats to fit over your big head? :D

akkybadi

I’m African. So I don’t think the would fit me

Durex Thin Feel Condoms Pack, 100-Count - £29.99 @ Amazon
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Found 20th MarFound 20th Mar
Durex Thin Feel Condoms Pack, 100-Count - £29.99 @ Amazon
Syncros

A big bag of bags in a bag..

Krizzo3

She already said im too ugly

CouldntThinkOfAUsername

Must be hot if she’s Romanian and has different guys. So when’s it your turn

Chrrye

They are more for after the date, if it has gone well? :/

mikeyb84

Bare in mind 3 of them won't work

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1 Meeelion Condoms, by SICO (1,000 really) at Amazon for 6p each
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Found 11th MarFound 11th Mar
Those Germans must never get any sleep.
sergiup

Speak for yourself, I'm still nursing a wrist injury from last time. (shock)

drewbles82

Everytime i get myself, they always end up expired, guess thats what happens when you cant even get a cuddle in 7yrs

thegamingkinginfo

It's easy when you're a university student and drunk on a night out (cheeky)

mattyr

Sounds good to me. In my youth, I took all of the 365 condoms that I had used over the last year to a rubber factory. They turned them into a Goodyear tyre ;)

veedubjai

That's okay, only 82 days to use them. So ones needs to ejaculate every 7.0848 seconds. That's a lot of shooting. (lol)

Durex thin feel condoms pack of 100 £32.99 @ amazon
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Found 21st FebFound 21st Feb
I've been looking long and hard to find a packet this big. Now I've found them, i wanted to share them with my fellow hukd'ers. This is a steal, so give me a clap. These should l… Read more
JonesOsmosis

Cracking deal, ordered 10, thanks OP.

nathanosullivan1

A quick rinse and they will be good to go (y)

nick.aheadofu

So im not the only one...

willty

I'm not surprised. Just don't try to re-use them next time...

MoogleV

Had one of these split during sex the other week. Gonna stick with the regular from now on.

Free Hanx Condoms
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Found 13th FebFound 13th Feb
Sign up to HANX to recieve your pack of HANX condoms — for free! HANX have you covered for Valentine’s Day with our condoms that combine all the superior aspects into one premium p… Read more
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vultan999

Or women insisting that the men use them...

KonsumerKing

Would not matter if they were vegan or non vegan ,so many single mothers in this country seems like loads of guys cannot work out how to put them on ,Doh ! (highfive)

leechris82

Omg i just read all these comments and no one ask do they cum in xl , well done .. seems that everybody writes that comment have very little indeed , i normally just write , who needs these when your in a honest relationship

barriey

Guess they're not tested on animals (shock)

5lugger

Yes, saves splashing out on them....

Durex Condoms - surprise me Variety Pack (40) £14.99 / £14.24 S&S @ Amazon (Plus P&P non-Prime)
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Found 5th JanFound 5th Jan
Durex Variety Pack (40) Stock up after the Christmas period
Si1

Here's a link to the thinnest in the world below, would need to check sizing options though, good luck. https://allfromjapan.com/the-best-japanese-condoms/

Si1

You been spying on me?

Si1

Staying safe from foot and mouth disease as well as trench foot tho.

Iainjo

Every hole is a goal!

spannerzone

Yeah but you look like a bit of a dick :D

Durex Extended Pleasure Condoms (Pack of 12) £6.99 Prime / £10.98 Non Prime @ Amazon
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LocalLocalFound 4th Dec 2017Found 4th Dec 2017
Today's deal on Amazon. Get 12 packs for £6.99. Save 15% by subscribing to 5 products. Thanks
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lifegetlife

It all depends :D

Nealjane100

That’s more than 50p a shot...

Mark802

God don’t I had this at the self service checkout in Asda, unrecognised item! A lovely female assistant helped out, rescanned it entered the code and it happened again right before checkout......I forgot my cash back as I left in haste (lol) and was chased across the car park with it !!!! Will order online in future (embarrassed) (lol) (lol)

ashman33

Buying online. Gone are the days where you had to visit a shop on a Friday night. The checkout person looking at you thinking what’s he doing over the weekend?

mr_deals

This sounds like a bum deal

Durex Intimate feel condoms 12 Pack £4.69 (Prime) £8.68 (Non Prime) @ Amazon
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Found 18th Nov 2017Found 18th Nov 2017
Not the lowest price jonnies have been on amazon but works out around 39p per pop, which is much better than buying them on the highstreet. Enjoy!
Youftbarsteward

should have put them discretely next to the back door ! (see what I did there) :|

mccririck

You put them on your penis when it's hard.

sunnyhot

Got mine through the letterbox today ;)

Youftbarsteward

Definitely need these as your being screwed over the delivery price (popcorn)

6ixFoot1

Not sold by Amazon though. Loads of fakes around

144 Pasante Condoms £11.49 £10.92 S&S Amazon
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Found 5th Oct 2017Found 5th Oct 2017
144 Pasante natural Condoms. £10.92 S&S (remember to cancel after first delivery) Free P&P with S&S I think (was for me anyway)
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dfgtr456

A lifetime supply of condoms for me.

iGlad

Actually you can get free condoms at the family planning /men’s health clinic in your local area.

iGlad

I showed my missus the offer she laughed in my face and said “you wish” :/

satinfeelsgreat

Why did the Irish man use two condoms at the same time? To be sure to be sure

theheadaches

144 years’ worth, if I get it EVERY birthday.

Durex Surprise Me Variety Condoms - Pack of 40 for £14.93 (37p each) S&S £14.18 -  (Prime or FREE Delivery in the UK on orders over £20)
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Found 19th Sep 2017Found 19th Sep 2017
Cheap - Seems to be cheapest ever at this price, works out at 37p a pop. 10x thin feel 10x extra safe 10x tickle me 10x pleasure me This product usually sells for £18+
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clonereeco

Ordered these a few years ago and I wasn't in at the time of delivery and they got delivered to old lady next door who thought the package was for her and opened it (embarrassed) Be warned that the thin feel ones break far to easily

XP200

^^^And usually they never have enough meat either. (cheeky) Yeap, it's 70s Carry On movie innuendo time. lol

thedvdmonster

Interesting fact of the day. Ribbed condoms don’t taste like ribs.

Diggler01

Really? They made you feel that good did they. Fair enough.

LocoMoFo9999

Came for the comments.....

72 Pasante Condoms Including Delivery For £9.99 - Freedoms
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Found 3rd Sep 2017Found 3rd Sep 2017
A good range available from the Freedoms store so pick your sizes right because that may be enough to last a lifetime :) Great that it includes free delivery with discreet packag… Read more
Stunt_Man

Tried these from Savers.. They're tiny.. Alright if you want a laugh while getting down.. Not gonna work tho unless you're hung like a sparrow.. Truth! 🤣

StonedSte

Savers has packs of 12 Pasante 'ribbed' for 99p if you have a store near you.

rama26285

Don’t forget you can get free condoms from the NHS LINK

JLH86

These will last a lifetime HEAT

crew66

Used these before good prices .........

Muchacho Ultra Thin Condoms Safe - 20 Pack of 6 (120 Condoms) £12.92 Prime / £16.91 Non Prime @ Amazon
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Found 13th Aug 2017Found 13th Aug 2017
Muchacho CondomsMade with pure latex, Muchacho condoms are soft and comfortable. The condoms are shaped in such a way to make it easier for them to be put on and provide a better f… Read more
mrlaurelshat

I consider myself to have a sense of humour - just didn't find it funny. It's extremely weak.

summerof76

GAVINLEWISHUKD

The joke is on him it's clearly asphyxiation and not choking. (highfive)

cheapskate25

If he'd done that she wouldn't be pregnant ... The little guy is actually putting the prophylactic over her head. This deal reminds of the bit in Seinfeld were Kramer empties out a bag on Jerry's kitchen counter and George takes one. One. That's optimism for you.

Quietus

I thought he was trying to shove it into her chest..? :/

Durex Invisible condoms, option of two on deal from £8.75 (+£3.99 non-prime) with amazon
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Found 31st Jul 2017Found 31st Jul 2017
Durex Invisible Extra Thin Condoms with an option of two. Pack of 12 Extra Sensitive Was - £14.99 Now - £9.49 Invisible Was £14.99 Now £8.75 Deal with Amazon Prime Penny’s che… Read more
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mickrick

Spend half the night trying to find one, only to find your partner has disappeared as well.

coventgamer

Perfect for stealthing

Danze1984

I'm a simple man, I see Cyanide & Happiness, I click like.

Gollywood

Go well with your invisible girlfriend

gidsterc

LOL, how do you find them? (lol)

Durex thin feel condoms pack of 20 £6.41 at Amazon (Prime / £10.40 non Prime)
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Found 28th Jun 2017Found 28th Jun 2017
Come and get it! Or is it the other way around? £6.41 as a one-off purchase or subscribe for £6.09 a pack delivered every 2 months (or monthly if you're lucky)!
kidrock123

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redzarf

Other brands at less than half the price (per unit) here: https://www.freedoms-shop.com/shop/product/search/?c=1&f=22

driver8

The extra-lubed ones are worth a try, as are the non-latex for a different feel.

airliefrost

sounds like someones made a cock up!

Zameen

33p a pop not bad, harder to find people to use them with hence the drop in price I guess lol

love sex Durex Thin Feel Condoms - Pack of 12 - £3.97 (Add on item) @ amazon.co.uk
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Found 12th Jun 2017Found 12th Jun 2017
love sex???? Durex Thin Feel Condoms Durex Thin Feel Condoms 12 Pack Thin for greater sensitivity Looking for a thinner condom? Try Durex Thin Feel condoms, that while still prov… Read more
s1m0n1980

Hard to believe this deal

morrig

Cum on as if the HUKD were that childish.

ScroopEgerton

Who said that?!

ScroopEgerton

Did you all know that properly certified UK condoms now have a kite mark actually printed on them at the base? No? Oh, well you probably don't roll them down as far as I do then etc etc...

Bilbo1968

In your case weeny (_;)

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