Durex Deals & Offers

Do they have a warehouse deal on these? Like damaged box, customer returns etc :p

Straight to the comments lol

Is this any good at mixing paint pots?

How much horsepower?

Don't forget you have to keep it in the fridge between uses!

I use it on the Mrs back door

Anything like wd40

You must have been double dipping.

Dont forget to check out Tinder.com to find an accessory to go with this Lube!

Last thing you need is a surprise when using these.

Lol, Surprise me variety (cheeky)

Cheapish, because most of them are probably cheese and onion flavoured.

are these available in a small size?.............asking for a friend.

Or waking up with a man inside you 😵

Yeah, it's called the "wishful thinker special edition"

In your teens you'll need a 3 pack, 1 for Fri ,1 for Sat , 1 for Sun. in your early Twenties you'll need a 6 pack. 2 for Fri , 2 for Sat , 2 for Sun When you're married you'll need a 12 pack 1 for JAN, 1 for FEB, 1 for MAR ETC (lol) (lol) (lol)

No, but they do have a tuna variety ;)

Mint flavour? If they're Extra Strong they'll blow my socks off!

No cheese and onion flavour?

A big bag of bags in a bag..

She already said im too ugly

Must be hot if she’s Romanian and has different guys. So when’s it your turn

They are more for after the date, if it has gone well? :/

Bare in mind 3 of them won't work

Come again... What's this offer lol?!?!

wow lifetime supply, noice.

They are epic reviews... I’ll find a link (lol) https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5 https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2015/06/29/choice-amazon-reviews-veet-men-hair-removal-gel-cream/

Maybe because people should take responsibility for themselves?

Not on here but if you search "Veet for men" on Amazon and read the reviews, you will do more than giggle, I promise. Set yourself 30 minutes aside, it's worth it. I'd say make a cuppa, but you'd be spitting it out everywhere. Have some tissues ready to mop your eyes. And if you don't laugh like a drain at the reviewers' misadventures, get someone to check your pulse!

Cracking deal, ordered 10, thanks OP.

A quick rinse and they will be good to go (y)

So im not the only one...

I'm not surprised. Just don't try to re-use them next time...

Had one of these split during sex the other week. Gonna stick with the regular from now on.

I'd have suggested superdrug instead

Brilliant............. XD

I just tuck mine under the forsk

More bang for your buck?

Where do you put this ? (shock)

They are FREE from any family planning clinic around the country.

Students can pick these up from their local surgery for free or even from the NHS

Stay clever, keep them together.

I only need the teat. :(

Here's a link to the thinnest in the world below, would need to check sizing options though, good luck. https://allfromjapan.com/the-best-japanese-condoms/

You been spying on me?

Staying safe from foot and mouth disease as well as trench foot tho.

Every hole is a goal!

Yeah but you look like a bit of a dick :D

It all depends :D

That’s more than 50p a shot...

God don’t I had this at the self service checkout in Asda, unrecognised item! A lovely female assistant helped out, rescanned it entered the code and it happened again right before checkout......I forgot my cash back as I left in haste (lol) and was chased across the car park with it !!!! Will order online in future (embarrassed) (lol) (lol)

Buying online. Gone are the days where you had to visit a shop on a Friday night. The checkout person looking at you thinking what’s he doing over the weekend?

This sounds like a bum deal

I only got half of this so i'll leave it mate.

No m8 it's Yorkshire group from SLB as in Go On Bab-ie, not baby or babies listen to one of the SLB's commentary you'll hear it and you will understand.

heat for mispelling baby.

The reviews though! "Does this come discretely?" "Well the product did. I didn't." XD

20? I would need to leave most of these in my will!

You wish!!

Cheers OP. That’s me sorted for the year! (nerd)

You can get cheaper water balloons elsewhere

they are on offer a lot and are never full price i ordered these last week and they are fine, they come in a discreet plastic bag though (inside an amazon box) not a proper condom box https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B001VZWUQ0/

That's not the issue, being a bald slightly chubby 55 year old is.

should have put them discretely next to the back door ! (see what I did there) :|

You put them on your penis when it's hard.

Got mine through the letterbox today ;)

Definitely need these as your being screwed over the delivery price (popcorn)

Not sold by Amazon though. Loads of fakes around

Now back up to £9.54

Thats bad advice for job protection though

that will last me 30 years

posh w*nk time!

Pull out or backdoor method are cheaper.