Durex Deals & Offers

OMG (lol)

Yo comrades. What’s up with the scores? This is meant to be on fire. At least it will be unless you wrap up....

Next day delivery - that's me sorted 'til next Friday!

£5 from screwfix all you need is a pair of scissors and you got yourself 1000

Hot !! we not burning Rubber today ;)

😜

If he needs to keep reapplying he's obviously got stamina!

Can't not believe it's not butter

Caveat emptor!

I work at amazon and had to prep thousands of these

That's next year's supply sorted.

No deal.... I'm pulling out!!!

Savers instore has it cheaper

Let's hope it isn't 36% off the business end!

congratulations on your first post.heat added but this will get fruity. (embarrassed)

That's right - you'll find them pinned up on the notice board

You can get FREE condoms at your local NHS sexual health clinic, no need to spend money on them.

72 Condoms from £9.99 at - https://www.freedoms-shop.com/

Nope, as I heard that most medicines are short dated means 6 months before the actual expiry. I sometimes use them but I don't assume responsibility for someone trying it. IT'S NOT MY ADVICE. just an opinion

So can we use this as legally binding advice?

This should last me until tomorrow thanks op

That’s me sorted for 2019 (angel) (party)

Funny that......... Next door to me two lesbians live and there a lovely couple.. Lately they've been really nice and bought me a watch for my birthday, which was nice, trouble is, I think they misheard me when I said I wanna 'watch'..... Never mind, I'll get these instead

I’ll want more than 53% off to pleasure me! :{

On current form these will last me at least me a couple of decades - thanks! Oh wait, condoms expire don't they. Darn!

In laws Xmas present sorted Thanks

£599.00 per 100 ml (quoted on Amazon Product page) or £5990.00 per Litre This is very expensive liquid?!?!?

Some doth protest too much ;)

Is this tried and tested?? Or a trip to A&E?

It's not lube Mr Hefner (y)

Are they available in size extra large?

My wife walked in to the room when I was in the middle of a furious argument with our son. When he ran out of the room crying, I said to my wife, "God, I wish that I'd used a condom now." My wife was aghast and said, "What! You mean you wish that our son had never been born?" I said, "No, I've got his girlfriend pregnant."

You are lucky mate. It will be 0.99p a year for me !

Only 'Intimate Feel' I get from these is when I cut my finger on the box :(

£1 more than me then.

Literally spunking money away. Who still buys condoms?

Does this come with coital insurance? On the odd occasion it "fell off" or man trapping...

As if anyone who shops at Asda uses protection of any kind.

Two weeks?

Yes comes with manufacturer guarantee

I Know... Thanks... Don't know what I'm going to do if Theresa May and Elon Musk get their way.... I'll have to get an adapter. (cheeky)

Hey I’m just trying to save you the embarrassment of someone coming back to their car and finding you hanging out the back end of it ;)

WHY SHOULD I?.....Theres nothing like a hot Couger (highfive)

You might want to stop sticking your d1ck in car exhaust pipes ;)

I never use them...Just can't stand the smell of burning rubber... ;)

The Durex Thin Feel (Pack of 12) - £4.49 are the only ones showing on website now. Search shows no sign of any of the others. Home Bargains condom supply has been ransacked lol.

Why would I want to use my mates condom? I would rather use my own thank you. ;)

Hard to beat. this deal💋

I saw the headline and wondered whose Durex's mates are.

What a dumb ass!

No worries. Perhaps somebody else will test it when they see this (popcorn)

in all honesty i cant remember... sorry!

Ooo, I wonder if the discounts combine after activating them all and before pressing one? Or do you think it’s just £4.99 per button/order?

Yep, you can buy 10 buttons and going to get 10x£4.99. Mind you, last time I bought buttons was in December.

Thanks. Do you know if you can have more than one button per brand and still get the £4.99 discount per button too?

Wrap it up before you slap it up!

My parents swear by these. All they ever talk about is how reliable they are. Me and my 17 siblings are sick of it.

Cold. They would've expired by the time I got to the end of the pack. (flirt)

I would feel a right dick !

Perfick for the meat and two veg!