Durex Deals & Offers

Literally spunking money away. Who still buys condoms?

Does this come with coital insurance? On the odd occasion it "fell off" or man trapping...

As if anyone who shops at Asda uses protection of any kind.

Two weeks?

Yes comes with manufacturer guarantee

I Know... Thanks... Don't know what I'm going to do if Theresa May and Elon Musk get their way.... I'll have to get an adapter. (cheeky)

Hey I’m just trying to save you the embarrassment of someone coming back to their car and finding you hanging out the back end of it ;)

WHY SHOULD I?.....Theres nothing like a hot Couger (highfive)

You might want to stop sticking your d1ck in car exhaust pipes ;)

I never use them...Just can't stand the smell of burning rubber... ;)

Wrap it up before you slap it up!

My parents swear by these. All they ever talk about is how reliable they are. Me and my 17 siblings are sick of it.

Cold. They would've expired by the time I got to the end of the pack. (flirt)

I would feel a right dick !

Perfick for the meat and two veg!

right leg

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Bought 10 packs, thanks OP! I'm going to use this to cover my aubergines - I need to keep the Growers Pride nice and firm ;)

Please buy these and stop breeding guys. You're harming the gene pool

Reminds me of a Q&A in the Playboy Advisor, back in the 80's. Some one wrote it saying they were approaching their first sexual encounter and wanted some advice. 1/ They didnt want the girl to get pregnant, what should they do? 2/ They were worried they might be "too quick", what should they do. 3/ They were worried they werent "big" enough, what should they do. The Playboy advisor replied :- 1/ Wear a condom. 2/ Wear another condom 3/ Wear ANOTHER condom.

Home Bargains also sell this for people with invisible girlfriends.

Pick up 10 and tell her you've got 7,she's not going to know !!!

Invisible condoms, I hear you say? Fine, I shall buy 10 packs, but when I get to the checkout, I shall tell the cashier that I wish to pay within invisible money. In fact, I think I may have to try this trick in other shops, too.

Now where did I put them jonnies

BRITA offer free replacement parts for all systems under warranty. All BRITA products come with a two year standard warranty and if you registered online at the time of purchase this would have been extended by an additional year. For all replacement part requests the BRITACare Team will require your proof of purchase. Further information regarding BRITA's spare parts T&C's can be found at the link below. https://www.brita.co.uk/warranty

https://www.brita.co.uk/warranty just tried and they said no as I hadn't registered my product, or have a proof of purchase.

free parts with all brita - no proof of purchase needed!

Just one

How many filters does it come with?

These are Durex's largest condom, sometimes branded as XXL depending on the market. It's rare I find these discounted. Great deal have some heat.

I find water balloons do the job

it's twu its twu.......

You just knew when you first saw this post that the floodgates would open...good job they have an extra large teet.

If anyone actually needs these, Fistbump ✊ You lucky Chads

It's 365 condoms - ties in it in with the 'year' part of the joke ;-)

Love a posh one at work

Don't bother just go bareback

How does everyone find these ?

Might give these a go , anything to stop my girl friend from getting punchers as I’m fed up of getting the pump out.........

Love honey are doing a deal on fleshlights. (cheeky)

Bought these, just need someone to help use them.

Canesten is your friend!

“Pleasure me”....looks like they’re going for the Married man “posh wank” market then

Most companies frown upon sex on the office desk

Do they have a warehouse deal on these? Like damaged box, customer returns etc :p

Straight to the comments lol

Is this any good at mixing paint pots?

How much horsepower?

Don't forget you have to keep it in the fridge between uses!

I use it on the Mrs back door

Anything like wd40

You must have been double dipping.

Dont forget to check out Tinder.com to find an accessory to go with this Lube!

Last thing you need is a surprise when using these.

Lol, Surprise me variety (cheeky)

Cheapish, because most of them are probably cheese and onion flavoured.

are these available in a small size?.............asking for a friend.

Or waking up with a man inside you 😵

Yeah, it's called the "wishful thinker special edition"

In your teens you'll need a 3 pack, 1 for Fri ,1 for Sat , 1 for Sun. in your early Twenties you'll need a 6 pack. 2 for Fri , 2 for Sat , 2 for Sun When you're married you'll need a 12 pack 1 for JAN, 1 for FEB, 1 for MAR ETC (lol) (lol) (lol)

No, but they do have a tuna variety ;)

Mint flavour? If they're Extra Strong they'll blow my socks off!

No cheese and onion flavour?

A big bag of bags in a bag..

She already said im too ugly

Must be hot if she’s Romanian and has different guys. So when’s it your turn

They are more for after the date, if it has gone well? :/

Bare in mind 3 of them won't work

Come again... What's this offer lol?!?!

wow lifetime supply, noice.

They are epic reviews... I’ll find a link (lol) https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5 https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2015/06/29/choice-amazon-reviews-veet-men-hair-removal-gel-cream/

Maybe because people should take responsibility for themselves?

Not on here but if you search "Veet for men" on Amazon and read the reviews, you will do more than giggle, I promise. Set yourself 30 minutes aside, it's worth it. I'd say make a cuppa, but you'd be spitting it out everywhere. Have some tissues ready to mop your eyes. And if you don't laugh like a drain at the reviewers' misadventures, get someone to check your pulse!