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Durex Intense Condoms, Pack of 18 - £12.79 (Prime) £17.28 (Non Prime) @ Amazon
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Found 20th JulFound 20th Jul
Durex Intense Condoms are lubricated with desirex stimulating gel that is designed to increase sensitivity of her intimate areas and bring warming, cooling or tingling sensations … Read more
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mintcondition

Wrap it up before you slap it up!

grphillips

My parents swear by these. All they ever talk about is how reliable they are. Me and my 17 siblings are sick of it.

Gozer

Cold. They would've expired by the time I got to the end of the pack. (flirt)

furbars

I would feel a right dick !

smallsteve

Perfick for the meat and two veg!

30% off everything at Durex website!
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Found 16th JulFound 16th Jul
First post! 30% discount most items at Durex official store!
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Avalidusername

They are reduced by 30%, maybe that will help?

Mrswitch

Maybe, happy you have it now tho, and I can get on with my day byeeeee

ktm666

I’ve heard of jokes, but by definition, jokes are funny...... maybe that’s why I missed yours (y)

Mrswitch

Arguing? Just jokes mate, just jokes.

mintcondition

Do durex make xs condoms?

Durex Thin Feel Condoms, Pack of 100 £26.99 @ Amazon
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Found 15th JulFound 15th Jul
Amazing price, cheapest according to 3camels. Great deal for the players, 0.27p per condom... :D Durex Thin Feel is thinner for high sensitivity Easy-On shaped and teat ende… Read more
travelite8

right leg

coventgamer

Pronhub. Com

jamie015

Bought 10 packs, thanks OP! I'm going to use this to cover my aubergines - I need to keep the Growers Pride nice and firm ;)

Wigwam851

Please buy these and stop breeding guys. You're harming the gene pool

Gentle_Giant

Reminds me of a Q&A in the Playboy Advisor, back in the 80's. Some one wrote it saying they were approaching their first sexual encounter and wanted some advice. 1/ They didnt want the girl to get pregnant, what should they do? 2/ They were worried they might be "too quick", what should they do. 3/ They were worried they werent "big" enough, what should they do. The Playboy advisor replied :- 1/ Wear a condom. 2/ Wear another condom 3/ Wear ANOTHER condom.

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Durex 'Invisible' Condoms -6 pack - Home Bargains In store - £1.49
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LocalLocalFound 8th JulFound 8th Jul
Durex 'Invisible' Condoms Extra Thin. Extra Strong Pack of 6 £1.49
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mrtea1967

Home Bargains also sell this for people with invisible girlfriends.

mrtea1967

Pick up 10 and tell her you've got 7,she's not going to know !!!

sunama

Invisible condoms, I hear you say? Fine, I shall buy 10 packs, but when I get to the checkout, I shall tell the cashier that I wish to pay within invisible money. In fact, I think I may have to try this trick in other shops, too.

steandange

immune

Now where did I put them jonnies

BRITA Marella XL Water Filter Jug and MAXTRA+ Cartridge, Blue or White - £13.05 @ ozaroo-uk / eBay
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Found 1st JulFound 1st Jul
BRITA Marella XL Water Filter Jug and MAXTRA+ Cartridge, Blue Large countertop design with 2.4 L filtered water capacity, 3.5 L total capacity, dishwasher safe (except lid) wit… Read more
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BRITACare

BRITA offer free replacement parts for all systems under warranty. All BRITA products come with a two year standard warranty and if you registered online at the time of purchase this would have been extended by an additional year. For all replacement part requests the BRITACare Team will require your proof of purchase. Further information regarding BRITA's spare parts T&C's can be found at the link below. https://www.brita.co.uk/warranty

SandPr

https://www.brita.co.uk/warranty just tried and they said no as I hadn't registered my product, or have a proof of purchase.

PM13

free parts with all brita - no proof of purchase needed!

coventgamer

Just one

boboz21

How many filters does it come with?

peter1969uk

These are Durex's largest condom, sometimes branded as XXL depending on the market. It's rare I find these discounted. Great deal have some heat.

DSB690

I find water balloons do the job

richrab

it's twu its twu.......

73greystoke

You just knew when you first saw this post that the floodgates would open...good job they have an extra large teet.

Norseg

If anyone actually needs these, Fistbump ✊ You lucky Chads

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Durex invisible , pack of 6 £2.49 @ home bargains
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LocalLocalFound 27th MayFound 27th May
Durex condoms, 6 pack
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davek

It's 365 condoms - ties in it in with the 'year' part of the joke ;-)

coventgamer

Love a posh one at work

coventgamer

Don't bother just go bareback

villan57

How does everyone find these ?

OoEliteoO

Might give these a go , anything to stop my girl friend from getting punchers as I’m fed up of getting the pump out.........

Durex discount - sale plus voucher eg. 40 multipack £26.99 down to £12.59
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Found 15th MayFound 15th May
On the back of the durex sale you can now use a voucher code on top. Free delivery available. Cheaper options 6/12 packs but opted for 40 pack in this example. Yes I know you can g… Read more
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djswarve

Same amount of bang, less buck (lol)

ChrisPalmer

Durex Sale: More bang for your buck.

Dillz_

I'm wondering if this user got suspended for saying this.

maffeycourt

Always handy as a few spare in the car for when the lads want to slip one on there head and stick it out of window when driving about town....raises a few eyebrows.

alphamike

Thanks for Posting (y)

durex pleasure me 24 condoms pack £8.49 Amazon  sold by Book-Emporium
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Found 14th MayFound 14th May
Pack of 24 durex condoms..looked on other websites . cheapest i could find... enjoy..
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migavupe

Love honey are doing a deal on fleshlights. (cheeky)

daze24

Bought these, just need someone to help use them.

smallsteve

Canesten is your friend!

Bleugh

“Pleasure me”....looks like they’re going for the Married man “posh wank” market then

blueflash

Most companies frown upon sex on the office desk

29% Off Everything At Durex
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Found 4th MayFound 4th May
29% Off Everything At Durex (ninja) https://www.durex.co.uk/en-gb
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Johnny555555

Their deals just keep coming 🍾🍾🚬🚬

christake

Thats good because they are normally to big.

HayleMore

I used to do removals for a living until I decided im getting too old and retired at 32 lol But I moved a couple of hospital departments and the sexual health clinic have hundreds of the bloody things free so I dont see why anyone would go and pay when you can walk out with a carrier bag for to last you a week for free

M-M

I was thinking along the same lines, that's the last place you want a reduction.

shadey12

As long as it's not off the length.

Durex Vibrator Multi-Speed Dual G Spot Vibrator £28.81 @ Durex Aliexpress
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Found 23rd AprFound 23rd Apr
If you are registered you can get $15 off a $30 spen. Double motors 2. Two vibrating stimulation 3. 5 shaft vibrating functions 4. 7 rabbit ear vibrating functions … Read more
G.O.A.T

G.O.A.T

Do they have a warehouse deal on these? Like damaged box, customer returns etc :p

drtongue

Straight to the comments lol

Moo117

Is this any good at mixing paint pots?

Sharpie_420

How much horsepower?

Durex Naturals Intimate Gel - £2.29 instore @ Home Bargains
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LocalLocalFound 7th AprFound 7th Apr
Pretty good price for 100ml considering it’s £7.99 in Boots/Amazon. I found them in the Donnington, Telford store. Lots on shelf, hope this helps someone!
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Besford

Don't forget you have to keep it in the fridge between uses!

coventgamer

I use it on the Mrs back door

coventgamer

Anything like wd40

Bad.Actor

You must have been double dipping.

118luke

Dont forget to check out Tinder.com to find an accessory to go with this Lube!

Durex Surprise Me Variety Condoms - Pack of 40 at Amazon for £14.99 Prime (£18.98 non Prime)
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Found 25th MarFound 25th Mar
(shock) (shock) (shock)
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jordanleno

Last thing you need is a surprise when using these.

sweetpea10

Lol, Surprise me variety (cheeky)

varaha

Cheapish, because most of them are probably cheese and onion flavoured.

SirBananaman

are these available in a small size?.............asking for a friend.

phillyboy

Or waking up with a man inside you 😵

Durex Intense Stimulating Condoms 10 Pack £1.99 @ Home Bargains
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Found 24th MarFound 24th Mar
Pack of 10 Durex Intense Condoms just £1.99 at Home Bargains. They're £15 for 12 at Tesco. Didn't want to be seen taking a photo in store and didn't buy any to show you the receipt… Read more
KentishLad

Yeah, it's called the "wishful thinker special edition"

DELOS

In your teens you'll need a 3 pack, 1 for Fri ,1 for Sat , 1 for Sun. in your early Twenties you'll need a 6 pack. 2 for Fri , 2 for Sat , 2 for Sun When you're married you'll need a 12 pack 1 for JAN, 1 for FEB, 1 for MAR ETC (lol) (lol) (lol)

cb-uk

No, but they do have a tuna variety ;)

moominman

Mint flavour? If they're Extra Strong they'll blow my socks off!

TheBusterMan

No cheese and onion flavour?

Durex Thin Feel Condoms Pack, 100-Count - £29.99 @ Amazon
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Found 20th MarFound 20th Mar
Durex Thin Feel Condoms Pack, 100-Count - £29.99 @ Amazon
Syncros

A big bag of bags in a bag..

Krizzo3

She already said im too ugly

CouldntThinkOfAUsername

Must be hot if she’s Romanian and has different guys. So when’s it your turn

Chrrye

They are more for after the date, if it has gone well? :/

mikeyb84

Bare in mind 3 of them won't work

Durex Thin Feel pack of 30! - £12.32 (Prime) £16.31 (Non Prime) @ Amazon
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Found 10th MarFound 10th Mar
Only submitting this as I’m looking forward to reading the comments :D But a 30 pack of jonnies for £12 is a decent price by any standard, especially when the toilet machines sti… Read more
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spp2408

Come again... What's this offer lol?!?!

roda13

wow lifetime supply, noice.

sicklysweet

They are epic reviews... I’ll find a link (lol) https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5 https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2015/06/29/choice-amazon-reviews-veet-men-hair-removal-gel-cream/

sicklysweet

Maybe because people should take responsibility for themselves?

kalico

Not on here but if you search "Veet for men" on Amazon and read the reviews, you will do more than giggle, I promise. Set yourself 30 minutes aside, it's worth it. I'd say make a cuppa, but you'd be spitting it out everywhere. Have some tissues ready to mop your eyes. And if you don't laugh like a drain at the reviewers' misadventures, get someone to check your pulse!

Durex thin feel condoms pack of 100 £32.99 @ amazon
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Found 21st FebFound 21st Feb
I've been looking long and hard to find a packet this big. Now I've found them, i wanted to share them with my fellow hukd'ers. This is a steal, so give me a clap. These should l… Read more
JonesOsmosis

Cracking deal, ordered 10, thanks OP.

nathanosullivan1

A quick rinse and they will be good to go (y)

nick.aheadofu

So im not the only one...

willty

I'm not surprised. Just don't try to re-use them next time...

MoogleV

Had one of these split during sex the other week. Gonna stick with the regular from now on.

Durex delight £5.70 @ Tesco instore
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Found 20th FebFound 20th Feb
Durex Intense Delight Bullet is a small and discreet sensual massager. Onine it says you can buy two for £14. Saw this in store for £5.70.
Wirralbargains77

I'd have suggested superdrug instead

johnnyshuttle

Brilliant............. XD

Fergout

I just tuck mine under the forsk

Technoman2

More bang for your buck?

deanos

Where do you put this ? (shock)

Various durex condoms £9.99 for 12 or 2 for £15 @ Lloyd’s pharmacy
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LocalLocalFound 4th FebFound 4th Feb
Get stocked up for Valentine’s Day various boxes of 12 condoms for £9.99 or 2 boxes for £15 =24 available online and in store although online is currently OOS
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paulpso

Depends.. You wanna put pasta on your nozzle?

tonerodgers

Pasante, is that some sort of pasta ?

paulpso

24 for £15 is a rip off when you can get 24 pasante for less than a fiver on ebay.

lucyferror

They are not best quality/brand maybe that's why. You get what you paid for (or in this situation not paid) lol

Ceejay1974

"Never mind the length, feel the Width" Put all 12 on in one go................................ (devil)

NUS Members! - 20% off Durex
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Found 30th JanFound 30th Jan
To redeem this exclusive 20% discount, go to www.durex.uk/en-gb add your items to the shopping bag and then enter your NUS extra voucher code at the checkout. This discount can… Read more
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mad_design_man

They are FREE from any family planning clinic around the country.

Pateo

bestbuy123

Students can pick these up from their local surgery for free or even from the NHS

chimp14uk

Stay clever, keep them together.

zx636r

I only need the teat. :(

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