Durex Deals & Offers

A big bag of bags in a bag..

She already said im too ugly

Must be hot if she’s Romanian and has different guys. So when’s it your turn

They are more for after the date, if it has gone well? :/

Bare in mind 3 of them won't work

Cracking deal, ordered 10, thanks OP.

A quick rinse and they will be good to go (y)

So im not the only one...

I'm not surprised. Just don't try to re-use them next time...

Had one of these split during sex the other week. Gonna stick with the regular from now on.

They are FREE from any family planning clinic around the country.

Students can pick these up from their local surgery for free or even from the NHS

Stay clever, keep them together.

I only need the teat. :(

Here's a link to the thinnest in the world below, would need to check sizing options though, good luck. https://allfromjapan.com/the-best-japanese-condoms/

You been spying on me?

Staying safe from foot and mouth disease as well as trench foot tho.

Every hole is a goal!

Yeah but you look like a bit of a dick :D

It all depends :D

That’s more than 50p a shot...

God don’t I had this at the self service checkout in Asda, unrecognised item! A lovely female assistant helped out, rescanned it entered the code and it happened again right before checkout......I forgot my cash back as I left in haste (lol) and was chased across the car park with it !!!! Will order online in future (embarrassed) (lol) (lol)

Buying online. Gone are the days where you had to visit a shop on a Friday night. The checkout person looking at you thinking what’s he doing over the weekend?

This sounds like a bum deal

I only got half of this so i'll leave it mate.

No m8 it's Yorkshire group from SLB as in Go On Bab-ie, not baby or babies listen to one of the SLB's commentary you'll hear it and you will understand.

heat for mispelling baby.

The reviews though! "Does this come discretely?" "Well the product did. I didn't." XD

20? I would need to leave most of these in my will!

You wish!!

Cheers OP. That’s me sorted for the year! (nerd)

You can get cheaper water balloons elsewhere

they are on offer a lot and are never full price i ordered these last week and they are fine, they come in a discreet plastic bag though (inside an amazon box) not a proper condom box https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B001VZWUQ0/

That's not the issue, being a bald slightly chubby 55 year old is.

should have put them discretely next to the back door ! (see what I did there) :|

You put them on your penis when it's hard.

Got mine through the letterbox today ;)

Definitely need these as your being screwed over the delivery price (popcorn)

Not sold by Amazon though. Loads of fakes around

Now back up to £9.54

Thats bad advice for job protection though

that will last me 30 years

posh w*nk time!

Pull out or backdoor method are cheaper.

Lol.. ask a store member (embarrassed)

Extended! Finally a decent length condom ;)

Great, a years supply for less than 8 quid!

Stop! Come on people...

Looks like I’m a latecomer to this deal.

Ordered these a few years ago and I wasn't in at the time of delivery and they got delivered to old lady next door who thought the package was for her and opened it (embarrassed) Be warned that the thin feel ones break far to easily

^^^And usually they never have enough meat either. (cheeky) Yeap, it's 70s Carry On movie innuendo time. lol

Interesting fact of the day. Ribbed condoms don’t taste like ribs.

Really? They made you feel that good did they. Fair enough.

Came for the comments.....

Spend half the night trying to find one, only to find your partner has disappeared as well.

Perfect for stealthing

I'm a simple man, I see Cyanide & Happiness, I click like.

Go well with your invisible girlfriend

LOL, how do you find them? (lol)

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Other brands at less than half the price (per unit) here: https://www.freedoms-shop.com/shop/product/search/?c=1&f=22

The extra-lubed ones are worth a try, as are the non-latex for a different feel.

sounds like someones made a cock up!

33p a pop not bad, harder to find people to use them with hence the drop in price I guess lol

Hard to believe this deal

Cum on as if the HUKD were that childish.

Who said that?!

Did you all know that properly certified UK condoms now have a kite mark actually printed on them at the base? No? Oh, well you probably don't roll them down as far as I do then etc etc...

In your case weeny (_;)