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Bought 10 packs, thanks OP! I'm going to use this to cover my aubergines - I need to keep the Growers Pride nice and firm ;)

Please buy these and stop breeding guys. You're harming the gene pool

Reminds me of a Q&A in the Playboy Advisor, back in the 80's. Some one wrote it saying they were approaching their first sexual encounter and wanted some advice. 1/ They didnt want the girl to get pregnant, what should they do? 2/ They were worried they might be "too quick", what should they do. 3/ They were worried they werent "big" enough, what should they do. The Playboy advisor replied :- 1/ Wear a condom. 2/ Wear another condom 3/ Wear ANOTHER condom.

Home Bargains also sell this for people with invisible girlfriends.

Pick up 10 and tell her you've got 7,she's not going to know !!!

Invisible condoms, I hear you say? Fine, I shall buy 10 packs, but when I get to the checkout, I shall tell the cashier that I wish to pay within invisible money. In fact, I think I may have to try this trick in other shops, too.

Now where did I put them jonnies

These are Durex's largest condom, sometimes branded as XXL depending on the market. It's rare I find these discounted. Great deal have some heat.

I find water balloons do the job

it's twu its twu.......

You just knew when you first saw this post that the floodgates would open...good job they have an extra large teet.

If anyone actually needs these, Fistbump ✊ You lucky Chads

It's 365 condoms - ties in it in with the 'year' part of the joke ;-)

Love a posh one at work

Don't bother just go bareback

How does everyone find these ?

Might give these a go , anything to stop my girl friend from getting punchers as I’m fed up of getting the pump out.........

Love honey are doing a deal on fleshlights. (cheeky)

Bought these, just need someone to help use them.

Canesten is your friend!

“Pleasure me”....looks like they’re going for the Married man “posh wank” market then

Most companies frown upon sex on the office desk

Do they have a warehouse deal on these? Like damaged box, customer returns etc :p

Straight to the comments lol

Is this any good at mixing paint pots?

How much horsepower?

Don't forget you have to keep it in the fridge between uses!

I use it on the Mrs back door

Anything like wd40

You must have been double dipping.

Dont forget to check out Tinder.com to find an accessory to go with this Lube!

Last thing you need is a surprise when using these.

Lol, Surprise me variety (cheeky)

Cheapish, because most of them are probably cheese and onion flavoured.

are these available in a small size?.............asking for a friend.

Or waking up with a man inside you 😵

Yeah, it's called the "wishful thinker special edition"

In your teens you'll need a 3 pack, 1 for Fri ,1 for Sat , 1 for Sun. in your early Twenties you'll need a 6 pack. 2 for Fri , 2 for Sat , 2 for Sun When you're married you'll need a 12 pack 1 for JAN, 1 for FEB, 1 for MAR ETC (lol) (lol) (lol)

No, but they do have a tuna variety ;)

Mint flavour? If they're Extra Strong they'll blow my socks off!

No cheese and onion flavour?

A big bag of bags in a bag..

She already said im too ugly

Must be hot if she’s Romanian and has different guys. So when’s it your turn

They are more for after the date, if it has gone well? :/

Bare in mind 3 of them won't work

Come again... What's this offer lol?!?!

wow lifetime supply, noice.

They are epic reviews... I’ll find a link (lol) https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5 https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2015/06/29/choice-amazon-reviews-veet-men-hair-removal-gel-cream/

Maybe because people should take responsibility for themselves?

Not on here but if you search "Veet for men" on Amazon and read the reviews, you will do more than giggle, I promise. Set yourself 30 minutes aside, it's worth it. I'd say make a cuppa, but you'd be spitting it out everywhere. Have some tissues ready to mop your eyes. And if you don't laugh like a drain at the reviewers' misadventures, get someone to check your pulse!

Cracking deal, ordered 10, thanks OP.

A quick rinse and they will be good to go (y)

So im not the only one...

I'm not surprised. Just don't try to re-use them next time...

Had one of these split during sex the other week. Gonna stick with the regular from now on.

I'd have suggested superdrug instead

Brilliant............. XD

I just tuck mine under the forsk

More bang for your buck?

Where do you put this ? (shock)

Depends.. You wanna put pasta on your nozzle?

Pasante, is that some sort of pasta ?

24 for £15 is a rip off when you can get 24 pasante for less than a fiver on ebay.

They are not best quality/brand maybe that's why. You get what you paid for (or in this situation not paid) lol

"Never mind the length, feel the Width" Put all 12 on in one go................................ (devil)

They are FREE from any family planning clinic around the country.

Students can pick these up from their local surgery for free or even from the NHS

Stay clever, keep them together.

I only need the teat. :(