Durex Deals & Offers

And the things you can do with a fishermans friend clenched between your teeth....

Is that a royal "we"?

I second this for deep heat. Put a handful on straight away and rub well in. It's unreal!!!

..... Stir in a bit of chilli powder if you want tingly or rub on a bit of deep heat if you want warming.

There's a different product for that.

Hey @EnriqueTorres thanks for sharing this deal, 70% off is quite a deal (y)

Discounted johnnies, what can possible go wrong?

Marigold are still cheaper.

Dad's day present sorted...

I am out

A mud bath?

Or have your bath in the back passage

Or Tetley Tea flavour condoms. How doesn't she like her's, black or milky?

That's your missus birthday present sorted. She likes the thin feel! I hope these come in an extra large, and make it feel extra thin, just how she likes it.

Still in stock

Changed to extra safe and orderded 2 boxes!!....after 4 kids I need some protection

Just ordered two boxes of the extra thick ones for the same price(y)

Avoid these unless you want babies. I used to use these until one split. This happened to me twice. Now I always use extra thick.

Do these have an expiry date? Her birthday, my birthday and a couple of in-between posh ones should give me a 7 year supply.

Blamed you for going too hard, did he ?

And is she still with her lover?

Nah you wanna try some WD40 on that one dude it loosens the tightest of .,,, back doors! ;)

I hate these

My ex wife used to say that :)

Those who play together, stay together? (cheeky)

Coz nothing makes you feel sexier than your little soldier feeling like he has crawled through stinging nettles

No lube required, nothing is more slippery than the Mrs trying to get out of having s*x

I have a hatchback and the brakes squeal is this better than copaslip?

It'll go round my estate (lol)

50ml doesn't sound like a lot...

How many people are you intending on smashing?

I got busted for bulk buying condoms yesterday from Home Bargains. I had to return my 10 pack back....

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/143546464531 this is also cheaper for none prime member

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/143546464531 More cheaper price for non-prime members

Thanks Ella. As a fifty year old with the mind of a 10 year old I’d be very excited to know what you personally find funny - clearly I have missed a veritable mountain of mirth. Please do share. oh, and I liked your comment, because this is so important to people like me apparently.

What are these for?

HUKDs censoring the image. Seriously, How can anyone get triggered by the image of a pack of condoms?

20 !!! That'll last almost 4 years.

you lucky bar steward.... (y)

No need for the condescending tone of your last comment. That aside, I'm happy to say I stand corrected - I'm flabbergasted that 89% of prescriptions are free, but thinking about it, it's obvious as most people that require medication are children or the elderly - neither of which are required to pay. The elderly are responsible for somewhere between 52% and 62% (from memory) according to the spreadsheet download, which is much more than I expected, but again understandable when one thinks about it. I can't find the confirmation of the cost of paracetamol and the associated cost recovered via the links, but I accept your word on that. So yes, I now understand how it can cost more to prescribe paracetamol compared to what they recover, so thanks for clarifying that.

I think some people in this thread don’t understand that Extra safe condoms tend to be used for non-vaginal sex - hence they need to be more rigorous in their construction. People prefer to buy Durex as they are a known brand and feel different to the NHS’ free condoms - which I’ve always experienced are somewhat lesser in quality (whether that’s inconsistency with lubrication or thickness of latex) and you can’t get all the fancy stimulation stuff like ribbing or sensation spots.

89% of prescriptions are given free of charge in England, as of 2017. 100% of prescriptions are free in Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. https://digital.nhs.uk/data-and-information/publications/statistical/prescriptions-dispensed-in-the-community/prescriptions-dispensed-in-the-community-england---2007---2017 The NHS gives out £70m worth of paracetamol each year, and only gets about £20m in prescription charges. Hopefully you understand now.

Yes but always out of stock there, perhaps staff take all those the day supply comes...

Nah, I think it depends on the clinic I got a party pack the last few times filled with about 30 condoms of different brands some flavored and some ribbed and a hand full of lube packs about half of it was Durex.

Why is this going cold? This is a very good deal.

They only give the crappy Tesco value ones away for free

If you'd have said Toblerone, I'd have been impressed...

Open box offer for £10.06 if anyone interested (lol) (lol)

If i ever get to that the the girl at work will be getting some action!

Ha I always find deals with random companies for these things but don't have the balls to post ;) (lol)

Price gone up

Beats the 7 I saw on a scooter in India...

Valentines Naughty or Nice giveaway in discussions open for everyone to enter https://www.hotukdeals.com/discussions/valentines-giveaway-naughty-or-nice-3399098

As long as thats the only virus you are worried about that should be fine (y)

Are we still talking about the toys? (lol)

B Grade (customer return) available on music magpie for £14.99

Has it had a good spit and polish?